This is moderate, right?

WARMUP: run, shuffle, toy soldier, high knee, butt kicker, bear crawls, low slow squats, merkins, mountain climbers
THE THANG: run to the back parking lot and go to the middle by the basketball hoops.

I tell the guys this workout is from a moderate workout back in June 2020…which I don’t think I treated it as moderate back then.

Point out 4 corners about 40 yards from the center. At each corner, start with 5, then come to middle for 1 burpee, then to the next corner for 5, back to center for 1, until you hit all corners and center. Then go up to 10 at each corner and back to center for 2 burpees…and so on. Do this increase of 5 at corners and then keep adding burpees until 25 at the corners and 5 burpees in the center.

4 corners were: ranger merkins, knee jumps, American hammers, CDD.

It was a crowd pleaser and took pretty much the full time. We picked up the 6 so some guys got some bonus which was nice and we did the last round of 25s and 5 burpees as a group.
MARY: Did some round robin Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check
COT: of course

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Old Kingsley and the Box

WARMUP:
THE THANG: 3.74 miles
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fundraising check presentation
COT: Prayers for Arlene, Marriages, mental health, still sick and suffering alcoholics

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Hitting the Cycle

WARMUP:

10 windmills
20 hillbilly walkers
10 cherry pickers
15 Moroccan nightclub

Walk to first pole, drop bells, mosey to other side of parking lot, 20 incline merkins on curb, mosey up hill, 20 low slow squats at top of hill, mosey to curb, 20 calf raises on curb, mosey back to pole

THE THANG:
Hitting the Cycle:

Uhaul in cadence
Lunge walk to second pole for a single
American hammers in cadence
Rifle carry to third light pole, murder bunnies to forth light pole for a double
Monkey humper goblet squats in cadence
Around the world back to first light pole, lunge walk, rifle carry for a triple
2 handed upright rows in cadence
Murder bunnies, around the world, farmer carry, lunge walk for Homerun
Curls in cadence
Rifle carry for a single
Flutter with a press in cadence

MARY: Big boys, American hammer, flutter with a press
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Preparedness at the Coaches Box

Weather was 32 degrees and chilly but the lights were on and YHC was prepped for a Q to discuss Jester and Preparedness

Simply defined, the Jester is temptation of the flesh that hinders Acceleration. It is a stumbling block that a man continuously trips over in his effort to become a Pro.

The Jester tells a man several lies including:

1. You are the boss of me
2. You are what you do
3. You are not a bad guy
4. Jester and Virtue can coexist
5. You can’t live, if living is without me

But the antidote to the Jester is preparedness, preparing for what is expected and what is unexpected. The addition of love to this preparation leads to diminishing the Jester. But it is a battle that a Man must fight throughout his life.

THE THANG:

Mosey to the front of FMHS

COP
SSH
Merkins
Windmills
CDD
MNC
Plank Jacks

Mosey to the band lot

Deconstructed Burpee – STAR model

Burpees in the middle x 5
Bobby Hurley x 25
Squats x 25
Merkins IC 12
Mtn Climbers x 25

Mosey to pull up bars

Grip Strength work
Partner 1 – hang
Partner 2 – Mary

Rinse and Repeat x 3

Mosey home for COT

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First Saturday Workout

WARMUP: Tabata with 4 rounds of 5 exercises. 30 seconds on, 15 off. Side straddle hops, windmills, imperial walkers, Moroccan night clubs, and low slow squats
THE THANG: Dora w partner- 100 merkins, diamond merkins, and wide merkins. Then 200 Squats, mountain climbers, and calf raises. Got in 2 miles while partners split exercises.
MARY: Flutters, big boys, LBCs, hello Dolly, box cutter, American hammer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam to Dam 100k
COT: prayers for families and marriages

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Bag of tricks

WARMUP:
Short Mosey to parking lot near entrance
SSH – 1 Burpee
Low slow squat – 2 burpees
Windmill- 3 burpees
Maraca nightclub – 4 burpees

Too much mumblechatter so we went to the hill for quadzilla

Run down the hill and run backwards 7 times and do 7 LBCs at the top, decrease LBCs by 1 each time up.

Moved over to front of elementary school by flags for some bear crawl. Line up along the curb facing flag. Crawl to the other side and do 1 merkin, then reverse bear crawl back and do 1 merkin. Repeat 5 times.

Knocked out a few minutes of a work with the protractor. Then had enough time for one round of Dirty Myrtle and Mike Tyson’s (great combo)

Made our way back to COT.

Last but not least was the Airborne special hip exercises.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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To cold to Golf

WARMUP: no warmup-run
THE THANG: To the Fort Mill Golf course and back 4.5 mile, shorter version was to downtown main street and back is 3.2 miles.
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: race this weekend
COT:

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Positive Feedback Beatdown

WARMUP:

Side straddle hop 20
Hillbilly Walker
Imperial Walker
Moroccan Nightclub.
Parking Lot Mosey with bell

THE THANG:

Shuttle (go 3 spaces then back to start, go 6 spaces back to start etc)
Every 3 parking spaces (Farmer Carry)
5 Row each arm
5 Deadlift (1 or 2 Arm)
5 Swings
5 Merkins and repeat
5 minutes 2x (10 count in between)

Dora with partner (AMRAP till return)
Runner goes to last parking space
Halos
Goblet Squat
Lunge Pass
Good Morning
Chest Press
Figure 8
Repeat with each partner doing the exercise that the other did last round
5 minutes 2x (10 count in between)
The rr were

Abs section
Russian Twist (20 count)
Overhead Sit-up (15 count)
Plank Pull through (45 secondish hold)

MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
D2DBar
Bethel men’s taco night
Highway cleanup
COT:
Prayers for employment
Mental health
Marriages

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Smoked At The Colosseum

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Imperial Walkers, and Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG: Dora – 100 Burpees, 200 Squats, and 300 Big Boy Sit Ups; Timer was other partner running one lap of drop off loop. Then Cheese Shredder
MARY: Flutters and American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Shield Lock, not Shield Walk

WARMUP: Wooden Leg: SSH, fastest windmills ever, cherry picker aka tappy taps, imperial walkers
THE THANG: Barkley: 25 split squats each leg, run, 25 step ups 25 squats, run, incline and 25 decline merkins, run.
Lighthouse: Mozy to the light posts, attempted Indian run but not everyone cooperated, 1st post, 25 merkins, 2nd post, 25 squats, 3rd post, 25 big boys repeat
Rebound: Mozy to wall by playground for partner Dora 100 Merkins while partner did wall sits followed by 100 squats while partner did shoulder taps. Slowly back to COT with a little wisdom shared by Long Duck
MARY: Long Duck called American Hammers and Heels to Heaven
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Poker Fundraiser, upcoming Q’s, read your newsletter
COT: New career, being good to your M

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