Tengo at The Ballroom

It was a thick humid morning in The Fort, but eleven HIM decided to get out of the fart sack and take their daily dose of the red pill and accelerate. FNG Red Card posted so the disclaimer was thorough and so was the pain!
Warmup:
20 Side Strattle Hops
10 Windmills
10 Tappy Taps
10 Merkins
Down/Up Dogs ๐Ÿ•
LBCs

Mosey/Toy Soliders/Kareoke over to the bridge of pain for a Tengo with Dora.
Partner 1: Run across the bridge to the locker room and back.
Partner 2: 100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 Flutters

Next lunge over to the bleachers for some bleacher work. I took a deep dive into the archives of the exicon for this next exercise called the Aiken Legs. Was it named after Clay Aiken or Aiken SC? That is the deep mystery of the exicon (from the exicons lips to God’s year).

Aiken Legs:
20 Squats
20 Step Ups
20 Clave Raises

Aiken Chest:
20 Merkins
20 Derkins
20 Incline Merkins

Aiken Abs:
20 V-Ups
20 Crunches
20 Lowe Back Raises

Moseyed back to COT for prayer ans praises.

– JWow

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10-10-10

Mosey
Brayden neighborhood warmup lap w/ stretch
NUR uphill with 10-10-10 pain stations
Mosey back to COT
Island 11s – Merkins and LBCs (parking lot)
2 laps around earth fare
Abs at COT
Back to COT

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The Revenge of Dr. Kraken & Jack Webb

The weather was warm which made it prime conditions for Broga; the only thing missing were goats. We kicked off the workout with @sasquatch doing 15 minutes of Broga stuff (Just bros being broga-y). We moseyed over to the carline circle for some crazy 8โ€™s. The two exercises were Kraken Burpees (real crown pleaser) & Squats. We started with 7 Krakens on one side of the roundabout and 1 squat on the other side. Next 6 Krakens & 2 Squats and so on and so forth.

After the pain was realized we moved on to a Bear Crawls/Carolina Dry Doc Jack Webb. It was four Bear Crawls and 1 CDD. If you want to bottle up pain try this exercise.

We had a few minutes left so we did a modified Dora. It was 25 Merkins, 50 Squats, & 75 Clave Raises.

Back to COT for Prayers and praises.

JWOW

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Bootcamp Q-School

PAX ran around for some pearls on a string. At each stop, YHC worked to espouse some of my ideas on Qing. At the last stop prior to COT, other PAX took opportunity to count in cadence

Topics I tried to cover:
Counting the number present while calling SSH
Calling exercises in cadence – slower can be better
Keeping the PAX together – planking up
Modifying the Weinke based on numbers
Making mistakes as Q and moving forward
Having 11s in your back pocket
Be willing to leave something and mosey on
The mission of F3 involves building leaders. Do it. Build the leadership in yourself and in the other me that post with you.

Closed COT without a prayer, but took a moment to focus on someone in your life that needs an extra effort or word from you today. Challenged PAX to contact that person after they’d showered this morning.

Required Reading:
Q101: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zFiVyspf1Xph6GIv-r-z5brONWUzhEYrBvXzbnKfdBc/edit?usp=sharing

Q201: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15qotyZbXt7ahRJIQN93qeThjcAkjrk482sOoDoCZXbc/edit?usp=sharing

Suggested Reading:

Q School

10 of us also stuck around for 5 min to do 50 burpees with Badlands, who now has a new process to help him remember his shovel flag. ๐Ÿ™‚

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Stay Focused – Q-school edition

11 Pax this morning with more seasoned vets and less newer members than expected. A good thing for me as a newer F3 PAX, I knew I could delegate some of the portions of the Q school lessons for the day!

Fishstix brought two left shoes so decided he would just do this workout without any shoes…. I think we finally found a way to slow this HIM down!

WARMUP: Slapshot started us off with a brief intro for Q school, emphasizing how the workout Q is essential to the F3 mission. The importance of the disclaimer was discussed reminding PAX that an FNG likely doesn’t know what an FNG is, so good idea to ask if there are any new guys instead.

Slapshot finished his portion of the Q with an impeccable example of how to take control of the workout and lead the PAX by altering and dictating pace of SSH cadence calling.

YHC took over and led the PAX down to Dave Gibson to the IvyBrook Academy parking lot. There we planked and performed some shoulder taps while discussing warmups (or lack thereof at most running AOs)

Continued on down Dave Gibson to the entrance of the schools where we performed SSH and then Al Gored while discussing some important components of successful workout designs – Overpreparing, Writing down Weinke, Having quick hitters in your back pocket in case finish early (tabata, EMOM, etc)

THE THANG: Mickey Mouse Burpee Sandwiches

station 1 (near end of school drive): Wide-arm Merkins
station 2 (far end of school drive): Diamond Merkins
Mid-point: Burpees (always 5)

Progressive circuit – start with 3 reps of merkins on each end with 5 burpees in the middle. next round 6 merkins each side with 5 burpees in middle. continue adding 3 merkins to each side.

We SSH for the 6 at station 1 after each round and discussed various components of successful workout designs (pearls on a string, 3S2T, time-boxing, etc)

Made through 4 rounds and headed back to Earthfare lot.

With about 4 minutes to spare we did a little running around the parking lot with 5k pace on the shorter parking lot sides and jog pace on the longer sides.

Finished at 0600

COT: Announcements – Bourbon Tasting fundraiser Saturday – see Cyclops posts on Slack

……..oh yeah, if you haven’t heard….. I may have forgot the shovel flag this morning after the workout. This should be fun….

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Keep Grindin’

Warmup: Mosey down Dave Gibson to first school parking lot (Station 1)

Thang: Start at station 1, perform 10 shoulder taps and 10 boat/canoes, run to station 2 (cul-de-sac on Patricia Ln) and perform 5 Kraaken Merkins and 20 dips, run to station 3 (cul-de-sac on Ben Casey Dr) and perform 25 merkins and 25 monkey humpers

rinse and repeat until about 0556 and run back to CoT

some PAX got in 4 rounds and over 4miles

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Lucky 13

WARMUP: Mosey with some movements + COP
THE THANG:
13 was the number today, as in start with 13 reps, then move to the next tree for 12 reps and repeat down to 1 rep
Burpees + Mosey
Squats + Bear crawls
Merkins + Lunge walk
1 running lap after each sequence of 13 (91 reps each for those keeping score)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the newsletter — crazy amount of MCL in The Fort these days!
COT: Welcome to Elon and T-claps to Funhouse for the EH. He plans to post annually the Wed after Mother’s Day! and hopefully he had enough fun but not too much that we’ll see him often between now and May 2023.

Solid push by the PAX, holding each other accountable for all the reps!

Thanks for the invite Cohiba. Keep Bushwood smokin!

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Breathe

WARMUP:
None
THE THANG:
Run down to the bottom of Brayden Pkwy focus on relaxed breathing. Every intersection, 5 burpees and 10 squats, recovery run down the hill after each intersection. Once the third set was complete, back down to the bottom.
Next, we ran back up the hill stopping at every intersection for 5 burpees and 10 squats. Next, we crossed the street and stopped at the Pet Supplies store front. We finished the workout with loops around the parking lot, stopping after each lap for a round of 3 count up/down merkins and LBCs. No specific rep count, complete until failure.

Great job everyone!

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Torsion

WARMUP: yoga by Band Camp

El Spaniard:
SSH
Windmill

THE THANG:
Cinderblocks retrieved
5 pull-ups
Move to lower lot
5 curls
5 merkins
Lap
5 curls
5 merkins
5 squats
Lap
5 curls
5 merkins
5 squats
5 lbc
Lap
To the pull-up bars w/ block

15 pull-ups
To the lower lot
15 curls
15 merkins
15 squats
15 lbc
Sprint a half lap
Return the blocks

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VQ Warmup with a side of Tabata

WARMUP: Spectre led the warmup for his VQ. He was well prepared with a plan and executed :
10 SSH IC
10 Merkin IC
10 Mountain Climbers IC
10 Imperial Walkers IC

The second portion of his warmup had the pax circle up. One pax would take off running in a loop around the parking lot while the remaining pax would do an exercise. The exercises were :
Squats
Parker Peters
Arm Circles
Arm circles reversed
Moroccan Night Clubs.

We each got a turn. At the conclusion of the warmup feedback was provided. Overall a great VQ warmup! Canโ€™t wait to see him lead a full WO in the future! (Spoiler itโ€™s going to be at the Swamp)

THE THANG:
For my portion of the workout I led a simple Tabata. 1:00 minute of reps followed by 15 seconds of rest. During each minute the reps of the exercises would increase by 1 as you go. Meaning you would start with 1 Merkin to 1 shoulder tap but could end with 6 merkins to 6 shoulder taps by the end of the minute.
This sequence repeated for all exercises listed below.

Merkin: Shoulder Tap, Peter Parker, Row, Plank Jack

Squat: Forward Lunge, Calf Raise, Reverse Lunge, Jump Squat

Big Boy Sit-up: LBC, Hello Dolly, Flutters, Freddy Mercury

Recovery Lap around the parking lot and then round 2.

Once we were done had 60 seconds left so we did 20 Hand release Merkins and 10 Burpees.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the Newsletter
COT: prayers for cable guy and prayers for safe travels.

Thanks to Triple Lindy for the invite!

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