Kicking Ass & Chewing Bubble Gum

Driving around FM the night before running errands and thinking about my Q at the Stockade. Reviewed a few BBs and didn’t see any references to coupons. Messaged The Pirate, who was Qing at Varsity, and asked if I could borrow a few Cindys. He was very much obliged as I took a few off his AO. Woke up this morning with a car packed full of Cindys and a plan, the only thing left to do was to kick ass and chew gum.

WARMUP: Short mosey around the small parking lot which led into the larger parking lot where I had the Belle Ringer IPC wo laid out. Performed a few SSH & Burpees while explaining the format of the workout. Time to work.

THE THANG:
Belle Ringer
Format: AMRAP for 40 minutes
Set-Up: Make a 5-point star with each point of the star being 25 yards away from the center.
Workout starts with:
1. 5 ManMakers in the middle. Rifle carry to cone 2 and perform 10 “We’re Not Worthy”. Farmer carry back to center.

2. 5 ManMakers in middle. Rifle carry to cone 3 and perform 15 Goblet Squats. Farmer carry back to center.

3. 5 ManMakers in middle. Rifle carry to cone 4 and perform 20 CurltoPress OH. Farmer carry back to center.

4. 5 ManMakers in the middle. Rifle carry to cone 5 and perform 25 Cindy Swings. Farmer carry back to center.

5. 5 ManMakers in the middle. Rifle carry to cone 5 and perform 30 BentOverRows. Farmer carry back to middle.

Scoring: Total reps for 40 minutes of the exercises
Each complete trip is 125 reps

MARY:
1min total – 30sec of Scissor Kicks right into 30sec of LBCs

2mim-30sec Straight Arm Plank – removed posts in a rotating fashion for 10-15 second holds.

1min total – 30sec of Flutter Kicks right into 30sec of LBCs

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party, 2 charity runs tomorrow morning, Bethel Serve on Jan 1st

COT: STK!

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Adding Gardenia

WARMUP:
Not typically done at this AO. Try to get here early enough to manage yourself.
THE THANG:
Run towards Gardenia every stop sign we did and additional merkin starting with 1. There are 10 stop signs.

7s on the hill – burpees and bomb jacks. We only got two rounds in. That hill is hard

Run back with merkins the same way. Total merkins 110.

MARY:
Throw the 60lb sandball over your shoulder once when you get back

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Xmas party

COT: was held.

If during your childhood the holidays were nothing but joy and wonder—never realizing how many people spend this season hurting over loss, stress, or heartache—then what an amazing gift your parents gave you. Think about that now that we’re the men creating a holiday environment in the depths of winter for our families.

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12 days of Christmas Sandbag version

Moved over behind school to the playground and basketball courts

WARMUP:
SSH
Hillbilly walkers
Low slow squats
Broga
Shoulder taps
Mountain climbers
Arm circles

THE THANG:
12 days of Christmas
Just like the song, perform the first exercise and then jog down and back. Then perform exercise 1 and 2, then jog down and back all the way up to 12. Reps is the day for that exercise.

Clean (day 1)
Squats (2)
Rows (3)
Burpees (4)
Lunges each leg (5)
Merkins (6)
Simba (7)
OH press (8)
Dead lifts (9)
Calf raises (10)
American hammer (11)

12 day – cut short due to time so we got back to COT for 5 man makers

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Rain Again

2 at The Stockade for a little rain and cold morning workout. We did your typical warmups and moseyed around the AO.
Stops at the gas station, traffic circle, and fountain for some step ups, squats, and merkins.
Ventured up the hill passed the firestation and returned to the covered awning at the church.
Accumulator: do exercise, run a lap, add an exercise
10 – Merkins
20 – Flutters
20 – Squats
20 – Plank Punches
20 – LBCs
20 – CDDs
10 – Burpees

Back to COT for prayers and announcements

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Park to Calhoun

WARMUP: it was cold. we’ll warm up on the run
THE THANG: cover distance stop for:
5 burpees
10 merkins
15 squats
added some lunges once
did some leg lifts after a muscle up twice
bear crawled the length of Calhoun St. Parking lot twice too
covered 3.11 miles–except for Beaker (his strava only said 2.98, which feels like a failure on my part. see NMM below)
MARY: flutters in cadence for 1:30 to hit 0600
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Xmas Party 12/12, Bethel service tonight

NMM:

You ever just 3000% took care of everything and crushed it by all outward metrics, but you didn’t do it with JOY in your heart? So your wife, kids, or close friend noticed and it wasn’t the reaction you expected…even though the mission was fully accomplished

It isn’t enough to just do a good job

Handle the mess your kids created with success, but did it in a way that made them feel scared rather than safe? Failure

Take care of business for your family, but made your wife feel like it was a burden rather than a mission? Failure

Maybe it’s just me… 😉 Good thing failure is a way point and not an end point. Let’s stay after it!

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Deck The Halls with reps and running

WARMUP: SSH
THE THANG: Deck of Pain on the main stage. The suit is the workout the number on the card is the reps.
Hearts: Merkins – Ace: Plank 60s
Spade: Squat – Ace: Wall Sit 60s
Diamonds: SSH – Ace: Line Jumps :left_right_arrow: then :arrow_up_down: 60s each.
Clubs: BBS – Ace: Feet on wall sit ups. X25
Joker: Lap around the Christmas tree then 10 burpees
90 reps each suit workout
Next up Indian run around WEP
Finally end up at the top of the hill on the south end for some 7’s with squats up top and v-ups at the bottom. Slippery slopes with leaves when going up and down. One casualty… RIP <@UMVTXH0BX>

MARY: she found us
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter, Christmas party
COT: YES!

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Diaper Board Circuits

WARMUP: SSH, Bent over Rows, sandbag hear hug with a march. mosey around the lot with some shuffles, high knees and butt kickers
THE THANG: 3 circuits. 10 minutes each.
1st circuit – 4 exercises
-Bear hug squats x15
-Deadlift x15
-Overhead hold and march x30 steps
-Bent over rows x15
-50yd carry
Repeat :repeat_one: until time

2nd – 4 ab exercises
-Sandbag American hammers x20
-Merkin on bag x15
-Plank pull through x10ea
-Single leg lowers with overhead hold x20
-50yd carry
Repeat :repeat_one: until time

3rd – 4 exercises
-Thrusters x10
-Man makers x10
-Bear crawl with sandbag pull through 20 ft
-Curl and press x10
-50yd carry
Repeat :repeat_one: until time

Finish it out with a 5 minute sandbag hold. If you drop it you have 5 burpees.
MARY: Nowhere to be seen
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas party
COT: Yessir

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Blue Light Special

Rainy and cold morning. Chatted with <@U05TY21AC2X> yesterday about meeting at Walmart. Glad I was not part of his fast paced Q.
Started our journey to Walmart, stopping at a few light posted for exercises.
As we crossed Dam Road, I noticed the rain had turned to sleet. We arrived early so we moseyed over to Verizon (cover from the rain)
Saw some headlights in the distance, it was not Santa and his reindeer, it was <@U05TY21AC2X> pushing his Pax around Tega Cay.
We stopped for some squats, form was impeccable.
Back to COT, rain picked up. Felt like we were wearing rucks. Stopped at a few light poles for exercises. Returned under the awning for dips, seeking, squats, lunges.
The weather sucked, but it was great to have the fellowship.

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What it is to be a Good Man

WARMUP: In Cadence: Imperial Walkers, Cherry Pickers, Hillbilly Walkers & Windmills. Counted off.

THE THANG: Took off for a basic run and boot. 3.02 miles with stops along the way.
Pain Station stops included: merkins, squats, burpees, cocaine bear crawls, Carolina dry docks, jump squats, etc as we moseyed from COT to Dam Rd and back.

Many words were given and they all mattered and defined. From honest, accountable, virtuous, dependable etc all great words. There is no perfect definition but we should all be striving to make sure we are doing all we can to be a Good Man because the world badly needs Good Men. The words above that we do without thinking keep it up, those that we have to strive to do better at – keep working at it – the world needs GOOD MEN. You have 31 days to close 2025 and set the tone for 2026 – go be a Good Man!

MARY: Sprints, hot white speed sprints!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Announced, Fort fill free to edit – Rock Hill announcements pertinent to Fort is F3 in RH Christmas Parade this Friday Dec 5th – see me if you’d like to join. SLT Handoffs Jan 1st NYD Convergence.

COT: Prayers and praises and I prayed us out.

Thankful for the privilege to lead this workout.

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Apparently “another” Pendulum

WARMUP: Some
THE THANG: Pendulum on Monroe White St.
5 Bombjacks in the middle: 25 Merkins at the top of the hill. 25 Seal Jacks at the top of the other. Decrease by 5 each round then back up.
MARY: some
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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