30 / 30

WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan Night Clubs, Imperial Walker, Honeymooner, Downward Dog, Pigeon
THE THANG:
Track
Run Lap – 30 Merkins / 30 Squats
Run Lap – 30 Plank Jacks / 30 LBC’s
Run Lap – 30 Merkins / 30 BB Sit-ups
Bear crawl to 50 YL / Lunge walk back
Run bleachers / Up & Down stairs back
MARY: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: RYN
COT: Always

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Repeat till Failure

WARMUP: Started with a 5 minute mosey around campus and then circled up: CherryPickersx5inCadence, WindMillsx5inCadence, SSHx15inCadence, HighKneesx20OYO, SSHx10inCadence, ButtKickersx20OYO, SSHx5inCadence, Burpeesx3inOYO

THE THANG:
Thang #1- Paula Abdul Parking Space Routine near the football field, move 2 lines forward – perform 2 merkins, then move1 line back – perform1 merkin, MOT = Bear Crawl to move forward & Crawl Bear to move back. All PAX start together on one end of the parking lot, called it quits after the 1st PAX traveled the entire lot. HarryCarry was King!!!

Thang #2 – Light Poles on the road at the back of the school: Mosey to every other light pole and perform 5 Diamond Merkins, 10 Merkins, 15 Wide Arm Merkins. Instructed the PAX to go to failure with each set of Merkins if they could not complete the rep count. By the end everyone had failed, a lot. Suplex was King of this round!

Thang #3 – We moseyed back to the basketball court area to complete a simple DORA – running portion was between the basketball goals, exercises: 100 SSH, 100 MCs, 100 PJs. Hominy and I crushed this round!

MARY: 3 minutes of your favorite stretches

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, D2D, D2DB10k

COT: STK

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King of the Ring I

14 Kings at Ring of Fire this morning.
– <@U02JMD0EKS8> was the King of the Ring today. You may now bow to his magnificence.
– <@UGU3XR5RP> came in a not so close 2nd, but he did manage to outsprint me at the end and cause me to perform a couple extra exercises at the end. And by exercises, I mean dry heaves.
– <@U5EKTLC5C> prepared us all to be underwhelmed, but not by his mumblechatter.
– <@UMRNJ46AW> had some hazy recollections of a Slayer concert with <@UGYDCTRST> (not present), but with as many Monster Energy Drinks as he has before a concert his blood pressure increases to a level he’s doing good to be standing much less remembering who attended what.
– And speaking of what Anchorman called “Cookie Monster” metal, <@U076RS8F1DG> had his signature tunes playing for the duration.
– Don’t know if you’ve noticed lately, but <@U0603USPHAS> keeps trimming down and is looking strong out there.
– <@UST30T7FF> represented the Pre-spect crowd well, and even gave me a butt pat, so… you know… I may not have been the King today, but I still feel like a winner.
– <@U01JUGK82TY> and <@U5KHMNAG4> were disappointed but unsurprised at the lack of leg exercises in this workout.
– <@UN6PTD007> was gracious enough to hold back and let a couple of us feel good about our performance.
– <@U079NTF8AP8> is more of a 3 sets of 10 guy.
– <@U087GQFA2FJ> was the WarBaby today and held his own with a bunch of guys that are old enough to be his dad…

This is my report. You could dress it up like Baby Yoda and take it trick or treating in July, but it still wouldn’t get more strange looks than you would if you dispute the truth imbued herein.

subject to verification by <@U07EPGYK92L>’s mustache (see <@U063F72E8M9> comments from yesterday)
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Hang on tight

WARMUP: one dialed back round of the workout
THE THANG: Hero WOD for Danish Army Sgt. Rene Jakobsen. Called for 7 rounds of 400 m run, 21 walking lunges, 15 pull ups and 9 burpees.

We did 8 rounds and finished it with a 400m cinder block in each hand farmers carry.
MARY: Yes.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes.
COT: yes.

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God Bless Saturday

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Low slow squat
Merkins
Honeymooner
Downward dog
THE THANG:
Indian run with 3 merkins then sprint

1776 workout
17 merkins
76 squats
17 CDD
76 LBC
17 Mike Tyson’s
76 Lunges
27 Imperial Walkers
76 Sumo Squats
Lap together burpee in the middle

Basketball shuffle
Group does LBCs
One member does a merkin on one sideline and a Bobby Hurley at the hoop then another merkin on the other sideline shuffling across

MARY:
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel men’s
Dam to Damn pickup
Jaeger

COT:
Prayers for brotherhood, health and bountifulness of God

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Cubbie Testimonial

1/9/24 – the Ranch Bootcamp
PAX
Soup to Nuts
HalfShell
Rainmaker
JWOW
Birdcage
Sugarbug
Kielbasa
Grout
Kermit
Harry Carey
Masterpiece
Mark Nestel Change Order
Cubbie

Warmup
SSH
Cherry Picker
Windmill
Peter Parker
Parker Peter
Planks and Yoga

The Thang:
Playground – 15 reps x 2
Pull-ups
Dips
V-ups

Progressive ladder, 15 reps run 1 lap
1. Merkins
2. Bobby Shirley’s
3. LBC
4. Burpees
5. Lunges
6. I had more planned but we ran short on time

Mary
– Rosalina’s
– Box Cutters
– Leg lifts

During that time I shared my testimonial. You are not the worst thing that has happened in your life.
God is great.

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Slippery on Deck

Three pax posted to The Yard after the ice-pocolypse. Started with mosey run and then: Warm up: SWIMLAPPs: all in cadence: SSH 15x, windmills 10x, Imperial Walkers 10x, Moroccan n/c 10x, low slow squats 10x, big arm circles 10x, peterparkers 10x, plank stretches (honeymooner/down dogs).
-short run-
Thang: F3 card deck…and each pax got one veto (the option to skip their or another’s card and go to the next one).
Mary included in the thang.
Fini

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Snow Date With Cindy

WARMUP: SSH, Mosey
THE THANG: Choose a Cindy, short move to location 1 for 45 seconds on/15 seconds off of the following: curls, squats, plank, triceps;
Move (farmer carry) approximately 400m to location 2 for squats, plank, triceps, curls;
Move (farmer carry, other side) approximately 400m to location 3 for plank, triceps, curls, squats;
Move (shoulder carry) approximately 400m to location 4 for LBC, dips, plank, merkins;
Move (shoulder carry, other side) approximately 400m to location 5 for squats, leg lifts, plank, curls;
Move (rifle carry) to return Cindy and mosey to COT
MARY: brief plank for six
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: prayers lifted for family and our neighbors in LA

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