Keep those old wienkes kids

WARMUP: lap around the parking lot, windmills, low slow squats and merkins, couple stretches…go.
THE THANG: went to the small parking lot by COT and had one piece of paper on one end and another on the opposite end – maybe 30-40 yards. Start at the first exercise, complete it, run to the other side, complete the first exercise, and back and forth working down the list.
Side 1:
5 Burpee broad jumps
10 Diamond merkins
20 Merkins
30 Mountain climbers
40 Seal jacks
50 American Hammer
60 SSH
60 Moroccan night club
50 Shoulder presses
40 Crab cakes
30 Flutters
20 Big boy situps
10 Flying squirrel
5 Dive bombers

Side 2:
5 Hand release merkin
10 Durkin (get partner to put feet on back)
20 Knee to chest jumps
30 Carolina Dry Docks
40 Plank Jacks
50 LBC
60 Ski jumps
60 Squats
50 Calf raises
40 Dips
30 Monkey humpers
20 Lunges (10 each leg)
10 Apolo Ohno (10 each leg)
5 Plank alternating shoulder taps (5 each)

After the first 60 milestone was hit, we stopped running back and forth and mode of transportation moved to bear crawls to and running back…just to mix things up.

And we had music which was nice.

MARY: yes, check.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: also check
COT: yep, done

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Dying ain’t much of a living

There was a steady, light mist that was more annoying than anything else. With Johnny Cash playing as everyone pulled into NaFo, the chatter began and it never, ever stopped. YHC was fine with it since it was my first Q in many moons, and I exceeded my own expectations by remembering how to call in cadence.

I will fail miserably trying to recount all of the stories that were told, but perhaps I could list some of the many subjects:
Johnny Cash & June Carter
King Soloman
Taylor Swift
Jezebel
White Snake
Nate Bergatze
Clint Eastwood, his movies and his quotes
The 6th Sense
The comedic relief was welcomed with the steady light mist beating down on us. And we still got our work in.

WARMUP:
Mosey around parking lot
• 20 SSH IC
• 10 Windmills IC
• 10 LSS IC
• 10 MNCs IC
• Yoga – 4 rounds each side
o Chaturunga
o Warrior 1
o Skier / Humble Warrior
o Warrior 1

THE THANG
Mosey to Pull Up Bars
• Partner up – 3 rounds of 7 pull ups and wall sits

Mosey to football field.
• Figure 8 with 6 stations (2 at goal line, 2 at midfield, 2 at goal line). Movement will be run, nur or shuffle always facing the red clock.
o 15 Merkins
o 15 Big Boys Mountain Climbers
o 15 Overhead Claps
o 15 Squats
o 15 Flying Squirrels
o 15 Freddie Mercury Hillbilly Walkers

MARY:
IT band stretches

ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D10K this weekend, Trash pickup next weekend, Bethel Shelter 2/1, Pints & Padres on 2/6

COT: Stays in Cot

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No shedding garments

WARMUP: mosey about and back to circle

Windmills, Cherry pickers, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, Moroccan night clubs, over head claps, side straddle hops

THE THANG: DORAs and 7’s

Partner Dora – 50-100-150-200: manmakers, goblet squats, flutters, kb swings

7’s – goblet squats and burpees
7’s – merkins on the bell and squats

Mosey to COT for one minute of protractor with the bell held high.

MARY: see above.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: 5th core principle

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emom party

WARMUP: standard fare IC – goofballs, WMs, IWs, MtnClimbers, MNC and mosey to WEP ampitheater
THE THANG: EMOM circuit 5 exercises, 4 rounds
1st minute – 10 burpees
2nd minute – 20 merkins
3rd minute – 30 squats
4th minute – 40 Freddy mercuries
5th minute – 50 SSH
“rest” by bear crawling across amphitheater stage
repeat 3 more times

PAX needed a change of pace so we moneyed towards playground and walking lunged for about 35 yards

At playground we did some more IC exercises including reverse merkins on the swings and mtn climbers before lunge walking and moseying back toward amphitheater

back at amphitheater did more bear crawls and lunges across stage and then moseyed back to COT

MARY: IC flutters and LBCs

ANNOUNCEMENTS: trash pickup postponed. d2db coming up

COT: yup

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Tim Horton’s 50 Yard Line Battle

It was a brisk morning and the mumble chatter was on fire. Quick warmup and we were off.

Partner 7s with slap merkins and partner sit-up’s.

Mosey’ed over to the band parking lot for some Canadian football.

10 Burpees
20 Bomb Jacks
30 Monkey Humpers
40 Flutters
50 Shoulder Taps
40 LBCs
30 Lunges
20 Squats
10 Merkins

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

– JWow

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Cut your Losses

WARMUP: Yea, did that. Mostly in cadence.
SSH
IW
HW
Soulder Taps
Merkins
Peter Parker

THE THANG:
A little smorgasbord. Initial bulk was laps around the front of the middle school with:
5 buprees at each speed bump
next lap
5 burpees and 10 bombjacks
Then we went backwards so the speed bumps were closer and reverse bear crawled up the hill from the lowest point.

Stopped for some People’s Chair
While we were at the wall we did BTTW with upside down shoulder taps and merkins in cadence

Went to the teacher parking lot in the back and did a long bear crawl. Then some Lt. Dan’s

Hit the elementary playground for some pull-ups and burpees. Tried to work in a partner balance and one handed hanging on the bar, but
it was a smashing failure. So, we ran back towards COT and stopped for Bulgarian Split Squats along the way.

MARY: Yea, we did this leg raise thing YHC saw on Instagram one time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
D2DBar10k

COT: It’s a core principle, so…yes

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Modify as necessary

Pax showed up on a cold windy day. YHC was prepared for the Q, but left the winkie at home. Luckily I had it stored on my phone.

WARMUP:
Grab sand bags and make our way around bag trying to get out of the hurricane force winds at TCES. Unfortunately the gate was locked for the back playground so we kept moving toward the back lot. Once there we did the following to get warmed up

SSH
5 burpees
Windmill
4 burpees
SSH
3 burpees
Stretching
2 burpees
1 man maker
THE THANG:
Moved back toward the stairs at the e back of the school for 4 rounds of the following:
Sandbag toss to end of school
Bent over rows – 8
Deadlift – 8
Squat / jump one foot on top of sandbag and squat / jump other foot on top of sandbag and squat (that’s 1) – 5
Clean and press – 8
Hit the stairs with sandbag
– needed to modify turnaround point due to mud, but still got a few sets of stairs.
Overhead toss – 8

Repeat 3 more times

MARY:
10 – 4 count LBC till 6.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
There is a CSAUP this weekend
Read the newsletter

COT:

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At the Gym not In the Gym

WARMUP:
Did some warm ups
THE THANG:
3 sets of exercises
3 rounds each set
Last move to failure 😨

MARY:
Leg lifts
Bicycles
Ankle touches

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read Newsletter
COT:
Work hard Play Hard

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Sneaky fast

WARMUP: mosey, ssh, cherry pickers, windmills, mtn climbers a bunch of shoulders
THE THANG: head to wall wall sits and merkins alternating sides. Alternating lunge walks to steps. Squats and overhead presses. Calf raises and big boy with a press. Lunge walk to benches on swings and dips, step ups and American hammers. Mosey and getting cot.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saturday team challenge. Trash pick up, dam 2 dam
COT: mental health, marriages, kids back to school, family, addictions

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