Slow is the name of the AKA game

WARMUP: stuff
THE THANG:
Slow controlled reps up and down
Single arm curls (left and right)
Triceps
Front raises
Bent over rows (left and right)
Calf raises
Side bends (left and right)
BBS

MARY: 5 min of around the circle
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Anna @ AKA

WARMUP: dynamic plank exercises (merkins, peter parker, plank jacks, parker peter) with upward dog<>downward dog variations sprinkled in, ending with child’s pose
THE THANG: “Anna” partner WOD (see attached image)
MARY: forearm plank peter parkers, side plank dips L & R
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Please share your feelings about the absence of <@U5RTPS4M8> from today’s workout.

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Hardwood Sighting and 24 Islands of Fun

F3 Lazarus Bootcamp – 4/17/25

Warmup:
SSH
Imperial Walker
Windmill
Hillbilly Walker
Cherry Picker
Merlin
Peter Parker’s

The Thang:
24 Islands of Fun
Do 12 reps at each parking lot island of the exercise below. There are 3 rows of islands, 8 per row, 24 total.

Modes of Transportation
1st row – Crab Walk
2nd row – Bear Crawl
3rd row – Lunge Walk

1. Squats
2. Merkins
3. Big boy sit-ups
4. Calf raises
5. Hello Dollys
6. Burpees
7. Flutters
8. Shoulder taps
9. American hammers
10. Carolina Dry Docks
11. V-Ups
12. Dips
13. Mtn Climbers
14. OH Raises
15. Derkins
16. Low slow squats
17. Plank Jacks
18. Bobby Hurleys
19. LBCs
20. Lunges
21. Box Cutters
22. Seal Jacks
23. Diamond Merkins
24. Jump Squats

Play Black Betty – Ram Jam
Plank it out, merkin everytime they say Bam a Lam

Mary:
Hello Dolly
American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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You can do hard things

WARMUP:
Mosey to realtor lot
15 SSH IC
5 Windmill IC
10 Cherry Picker IC
Plank warm-ups
Shoulder Taps
Merkins
THE THANG:
Ran to the school
6 cones on the F1 loop
1. SSH
2. BBS
3. Burpees
4. Plankjacks
5. Merkins
6. Squats
11 was the rep count for # of times Rory attempted to complete the career grand slam in Golf.
Completed 3 laps
Pickup the 6 and cones.
Sprinted the long runway.
Ran to the bottom of the hill.
Sprint backwards up the hill.
Ran to stop sign.
Plank
321 sprint to COT

MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tortise and Hare
COT:
Show To Know

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We talkin bout Snatches or Snatches?

Disclaimer disclaimed
WARMUP:
20 SSH IC
10 LSS IC
10 Windmills IC
10 Inperial Walkers IC
10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
10 MNCs IC
Yoga

Buy in: no stop, 15 Thrusters, 15 Merkins, 15 Swings

THE THANG:
We performed a circuit of 7 exercises listed below. All we performed starting with KB in right hand, then switch to KB in left hand. At the end of each circuit, we would farmers carry to top of parking lot and back, and then increase the reps total. First round was 4 reps of each exercise, and the 5th round was 8 reps of each exercise.
1. Suitcase deadlift
2. Reverse lunge
3. Single arm swings
4. Clean and press
5. Snatch
6. Bent over rows
7. KB merkins

Buy out: 15 thrusters, 15 merkins, 15 swings

MARY: flutters, box cutters, dying cockroach and LBCs.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter!

COT: stays in COT

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Lazarus

WARMUP: 10 side straddle hops
10 slow low squats
10 windmills

THE THANG: started running in parking lot moving towards Red Stone theatre, Dosie Dough on left side then right side Dosie Dough. Running for a quarter mile then stopping for Bear Crawling for 100 feet. Running, stop for Mile Tysons, running, used outside patio chairs for
Dips, and step ups 10 each, running to paved hill for Bear crawls and 3 burpees, rinse and repeat 2 times over. Running quarter of a mile to back parking lot of theater, for tire flip, flipping a tire earned Pak 3 burpees, ran back to COT. Started with 12 finished with 12
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fast Five Saturday @ 3
COT: prayers and praise from all F3 members

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Pyramid of Pain

Quick disclaimer
And warmup
5 windmills, 10 IW/10MNC

Mosey to behind school on bball courts where the pyramid of pain was set up

5 stations, 4 corners and 1 in middle
Partner up ( work is completed together)
Each of the corners had a cone with an exercise listed
LBCs, CDDs, Squats Monkey Humpers and then Hand release merkins in the middle
The corners increase by 10 each round but the HR merkins stay at 10- changed to this after realizing that having to do 4 sets per round, and increasing would be impossible. So at the corners 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 ( didn’t make it to round 5)
Mode of transport changed every round:
Bear crawls
Crawl bears
Partner carrys
Wheel barrows
Leap frogs (we didn’t make it to this round)
Two teams got through the full 4 rounds without bat flipping- lots of modifications happened so ppl took my disclaimer to heart ?

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Believe it or Not….He’s Alive and well!

WARMUP: transitional COP (Circle of Pain)
Mosey about 150 yards and circle up
10 or so exercise moves 10-15 reps each In cadence
THE THANG:
Mosey to back of theatre and gather at bottom of lot
Jacobs ladder or 7’s with all exercise moves occurring at bottom of hill
1 wide arm merkin
Take lap
2 wide arm merkins
Take lap….up to 7

Move to parking spaces
7 parking space lines
Start with 1 at first line
2 at second line and continue up to 7
Exercises were
Merkins
Sumo squats
Bombjacks
Burpees
Mode of transportation was
Bear crawl
Duck walk
Backwards walk
Forward lunge

Mosey to island
Plank on curb of island
Take 7 plank steps to right
7 merkins
Take 7 plank steps to left
7 merkins
Rinse and repeat

MARY:
Mosey back to COP location
Freddy mercury’s
Then super man’s where members of the pax determined how long we hold the position :persevere:
Mosey to COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
:collision:Bethel men’s shelter today
:collision:April 12 FAST 5k pleasant knoll 3pm
:collision:Read Newsletter
COT:
Lazarus was a real man and Jesus was one of best buddies from childhood. He was dead 4 days and Jesus showed up and wanted the people to see how Awesome Sky Q is so he called Lazarus out of the tomb and said “unbound him and let him go”

What do you need resurrection from? What do you need to be unbound from?
Jesus can do it and change everything :clap: :fire: :point_up_2:

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