Slowly Burning

WARMUP: stretching and Mosey to adjacent lot for IW, HW, merkins, SSH & Windmill
THE THANG: Dora – 100 merkins, 200 squats 300 flutters. Injured my calf while running so had to audible to 2 sets of Jack Webb. 1st was merkin/o/h clap and 2nd was big boy / American Hammer.
Mosey back to COT for a last minute stretch.

Thanks Peach Stand for the call to lead.

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Happy Birthday Fogerty

Moseyed toward back lot. Stopped for warm-up
– IW
– Hillbilly Walker
– SSH – 53 for Fogerty BD
– Merkin

Moseyed to Cindy stack. 3 rounds 5 exercises Repa start with 10 and increase 5 each round.
– OH lift
– Tricep ext
– Curls
– Squat
– Merkin

After 3 rounds moseyed to FB field. Sprints
Sprint to 30 jog back. Repeat to 50, far 30, goal line. 10 merkins after each sprint

Cross bridge head to wall. 20 Dips, 20 Bulgarian split squat 10 EL. 2 rounds.

Mosey back for 5 mins of Mary

Announcements and COT.

Thanks Bass for opportunity to lead.

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Acceleration by Association

WARMUP: Yes, these are important

THE THANG: Stolen from Old Bay: https://f3thefort.com/2024/02/02/countdown-from-50-bear-crawls/
Although I think Big Boys are dumb, so we did flutters instead

Start on west side behind Lowes: 50 Merkins
Run (with short bear crawl) to east side – 45 squats
Run (with short bear crawl) back to west side – 40 LBCs
East side – 35 CCDs
West side – 30 Lunges
East side – 25 big boy sit-ups flutters
West side – 20 wide-arm merkins
East side – 15 bomb jacks
West side – 10 American Hammers
East side – 5 burpees

MARY: not really. We did do some mobility work at the Tesla Chargers.

NMM: Listen, the crew that showed up today outclassed me by miles on many levels. It was an honor to lead. I hope that by continuing to associate with men like these PAX, I can become a better version of myself. Keep posting!

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Ranch with a side of Burpees

WARMUP: Yes – SSH, Rebel Merks, Mosey, Imperial Walkers, Cherry Pickers, Squats
THE THANG: Ladder work with BombJax, Merks, WAM, Donk Kicks, Big Boys, Burpees, Squats. Partner 7s w Iron Mikes and BigBoys.
MARY: 3 mins of Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood Drive, Stuff the Bus, Litter Pickup, Tortoise and Hare CSAUP, and Bethel.
COT: Nice work by all – prayers for family, travels, health, Marriages…

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Don’t let the old man in

WARMUP: static and dynamic stretching
THE THANG: mosey to back parking lot 10/15/20 merkin/squats/abs 3 sets
Mosey to back of school wall sits while pax moves across the line with lunge walk and broad jumps
11s jump squats and shoulder taps
Dips, incline merkins
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s shelter needs help this Thursday.
Stuff the bus Saturday.
COT: around the pax for prayer request

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Varsity In the Humid Gloom

WARMUP: SSH, Merks, Windmill, Walkers Cherry Pickers, and a mosey.
THE THANG: Crazy Eights w Bombjax and Merks, followed by a board of pain that offered up a lap around the playground and a Nur out and back. Board of pain between the laps and NUR offered up Burps-BigBoys-Merks-OH Claps-LBCs.
MARY: 3 mins of Mary – flutters, Hammers and a smidge of Rosie’s.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: blood :drop_of_blood: drive, Jaeger, Bethel Volunteers needed, adopt a highway volunteers needed, stuff the bus, and Christmas party coming soon.
COT: Yes – We all shared something on our hearts. Marriages, Health, Travel, Family.

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Cindy at the Ballroom

WARMUP:
Mosey to track
SSH, windmill, inch worm merkins, squats, stretching
THE THANG:

Mosey to back side of track where the Cindy’s live
Rd 1
Curls
Bent over rows
Partner 1 run / 2 farmer carries
Flip flop

Rd 2
OH press
Tricep extensions
Run / farmer carry

Rd 3
Same as rd 1 add dead lift

Rd 4
Same as 2 add chest press

Rd 5 same as 3 add heal raises

Rd 6 same as 4

Mosey back to COT
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Greatest Workout of All Time? Yes.

WARMUP: Probably. No one remembers.
THE THANG: A few rounds of 11s, 7s, and other nonsense.
The REAL nonsense, though, came in the form of setting things right in the naming department. Sadly, in only 45 minutes, I couldn’t get to everyone, but I will tell you the ones I DID get to…
– is now Kerrigan
– is now Insertion Point
– is now Father Time
– is now Mama’s Boy
– is now French Tip
– is now Tickle Me Ebenezer
– is now Agent My Pleasure
– is now Dumpster Juice
– is now Dumpster Juice II: The Revenge of Dumpster Juice
– is now Stateline Vapes
– is now Gender Confusion
– is now Backward Flush/Dude Wipes
– is now Dementia
– is now Halfway
– is now White Boots, and
– is now Twin Peaks

For more on WHY these Pax got new names, you’ll have to ask them, because I only vaguely remember…

This is why you shouldn’t miss when YHC is the Q. NOTHING but good times.

MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Coffee anyone?

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Kingsley Spring Blvd to Wamsutta Mills Dr, into and around the Sunbelt Rental parking lot, back out to Textile Way, up the hill, through the parking lot on the back side of Starbucks and Panera. Repeat if you want more.
Most took Kingsley Park Drive back to COT
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUPs
COT:

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DJ IJ’s 80s Rock Block

13 men took a trip down memory lane at The Ballroom this morning for an 80s music-themed beatdown. Conditions were brutal (79 degrees and 95% humidity – air you can wear). Here’s what we did. It was more of difficult that it looks on paper.

The Thang
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 MNCs (IC)
– 10 Hillbilly Walkers (IC)
– 10 Windmills (IC)
Mosey to front of school

Perform the first exercise until you hear the keyword. At the keyword, you perform the second exercise, then back to the first.

Song 1 – “Who Can it Be Now” – Men at Work
– Exercise 1 – Plank, exercise 2 – Plank Jack every time you hear “Who can it be” (13 Plank Jacks)
– Mosey around the lot
Song 2 – “Your Love” – The Outfield
– Moroccan Night Clubs, Overhead claps when you hear “Your Love” (21 Overhead Claps)
– Mosey around the lot
Song 3 – “Jessie’s Girl” – Rick Springfield
– American Hammers, Big Boy Situps when you hear “Jessie” (28 Big Boys)
– Mosey around the lot
Song 4 – “tel:867-5309/Jenny” – Tommy Tutone
– SSHs, Flying Squirrels each time you hear “Jenny” (12 Flying Squirrels)
– Mosey around the lot
Song 5 – “You Spin Me Right Round” – Dead or Alive
– People’s Chair, Calf Raises on every “Spin me” (10 Calf Raises)
– Mosey around the lot
Song 6 – “Take on Me” – A-Ha
– Flutters, Freddies every “Take on Me” (16 Freddies)
Song 7 – “Down Under” – Men at Work
– Dip position up, Dip position down on every “Down Under” (5 Dips)
Song 8 – “Roxanne” – The Police
– Mountain Climbers, Merkins on every “Roxanne” (26 Merkins)

NMM
We have two options in life: put in the work or complain about the circumstances. Only one will make a difference.
https://x.com/differentnash/status/1810261928293417316?s=46&t=HM0er0ZZGwh5uQFWCozuug
We have the same tools in the tool chest. How will you use them?

-IJ

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