Derby Days

Minor warm up
Jump Around House of Pain w burpees every time Jump is mumbled.
Horse Track with Pain Stations
1. Merkens, Dry Docks, Derkens
2. Squats, Bobby Hurleys, lunges
3. LBCs, flutters, hammers
4. Burpees
5. Dips, SSH, flutters
6. Jump squats, diamond merkens, plank

Got in 4 loops at least 2 miles.

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Dump Truck Mayhem

Bringing the Kitchen Sink theme Eastward to The Premier CRHS AO, Bushwood. Coupons were everywhere—and I do mean everywhere! The frequent 5:45am dump truck visit was right on time at the middle school bball courts across Spitz’s namesake driveway, White Rd. The pax did a nice job, as instructed, creating a Cindy barrier to test our dear friend, The Dump Truck Driver’s, wit. Barricade be damned…our friend made meat mince of the ill-formed concrete blocks. As he accelerated towards our barricade, the pax stared in amazement in disbelief that our obstacle would do no good, and no good it did. Slash’s donated Cindy (one of six we’ll call Charlie) came as one unit. Charlie left as a pile of ruble with a splitting headache I’m sure. Poor fella took the full brunt of an accelerating 5 ton dumper determined not to be delayed in route. Charlie’s funeral at COT was a somber occasion, but we made the best of it as YHC turned the theme into Disruption and Perseverance. Unfortunately Charlie’s perseverance was for not—Slash, liking only the beautiful and pristine, declined Charlie a home for his return.

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Slippery when wet

WARMUP:
Run up to drug store, cross over and head back to parking lot in front of Springs.
SSH
Windmill
Inch worm merkin
Low slow squat
Squat pulses
THE THANG:
Move up to the sidewalk to the garden with wall

3 rounds
5 each leg Bulgarian split squats
10 step ups
10 derkins

Mosey to stage at WEP
Start down front of stage for 7s
Burpees at the bottom and LBCs at the back of stage.

While jumping the wall, YHC took a spill and scratched up leg pretty bad. Note to self to be careful around stage when it has rained.

Mosey over to playground for 3 rds of the following
5 pull ups
10 merkins
15 swinging crunches
Run lap around playground

3 rds of the following
10 bomb jacks
10 derkins
10 big boy sit-ups
Run lap

Mosey back to COT for a little stretching before 6:00.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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I like big bells and I cannot lie

WARMUP: quick warmup
THE THANG:
Mosey to other parking lot

3 laps- 10 or 20 reps depending on if it’s single or double-handed

First lap-Overhead carry

1st corner- Cleans
2nd – Skull crushers
3rd- Squat thrusters
4th- Halos (both directions)

2nd lap-MOT- Farmer carry

1st- Bent over rows
2nd- Curls
3rd – Tricep extensions
4th- Swings

3rd lap- MOT- Bear Crawl Drags

1st – pull throughs
2nd -Flutter press
3rd -Overhead press
4th- ran out of time

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel, lots of Saturday events
COT:
Yes

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The Hammer route w/traffic pain.

WARMUP: run around the parking lot stopping at 5 stations to do exercises and show the PAX the exercises and stations to follow for the rest of the work out.
THE THANG: Five stations, 10 repeats per stations, with 5 different exercises. Between station 1 and 2 add a stop and make a burpee everything you get to a car running against the traffic, run faster to avoid or reduce the amount of burpees.
Station 1: Merkins
Station 2: Squats
Station 3: Mt Climbers
Station 4: Shoulder Taps
Station 5: Mike Tysons

MARY: a lot of complains about the amount of burpees, all the PAX pushed them selves to the limit.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Unexpected

WARMUP: yep
THE THANG: Dora hill runs with upper body at the top and lower body at the bottom. Run to print shop. Obstacle course on the bars. Lots of dips, pull ups and pushups.
MARY: 50 flutters with slow merkins
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check your newsletter
COT: praises for everyone coming out

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Play time is over

WARMUP: it’s sweep the leg. We did a burpee ladder instead on way to school drive. Starting with 1 worked our way up to 5 then back down performing the burpees at each light pole on way down Dave gibson, we also stopped every so often to perform exercises IC waiting for 6

THE THANG: short version of longest mile with using light poles, lunge walk to 1st pole, then bear crawl to 2nd then crab walk to 3rd.
We all picked up 6 before moseying to back of school by bottom of hill where YHC did not provide very clear instructions at start so had to run around and update pax as we went. but we started 11s with HR Merkins (10) and BombJacks (1) at last pole top of hill. Plan was to drop a pole each lap so it would get progressively shorter think the gazelles got up to round 6 or 7 but we still ran out of time, and a couple PAX got back a min or two late

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas party, lots of Saturday CSAUPS coming up, PnP tomorrow, HIM camp. We named hashbrowns

COT: yep!

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Pendulums with absolution

WARMUP: IC exercises and stretches, wall sits, bearcrawl, crabwalks, oh my
THE THANG: 11’s pendulum with squats and monkey humpers at tops and 5 absolutions in the middle each time you pass
MARY: 10 IC American hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: free suicide prevention class, jaeger, amramp for autism
COT: yes

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