What warmup

WARMUP: we ran to the back of the school…and got to work
THE THANG: Cranked up some tunes and started with some Kid Rock. Quickly learned that “American Badass” would be 🌪’s new theme song. So we did the exercises below, had some chatter along the way, but after each exercise, we ran to certain sections where the guardrails were at and then back to the music and instructions.
– 10 burpees
– 15 diamonds
– 20 hand release
– 25 wide arm
– 30 merkins
– 35 rangers
…(no, I don’t care that this was a lot of chest, get to work)
– 40 CDDs
– 45 plank jacks
– 50 mountain climbers (count right leg only)
– 60 single count should taps
…moved to legs and core and doubled up for time before we ran
– 25 jump squats
– 50 LBC
– 30 sec wall sit
– 30 double count hammers
– 40 step ups
– 50 calf raises
– 30 seconds Al Gore
…run back to COT and run in with 🌪 theme song.
MARY: no time for MARY today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Shanks got this part!
COT: Shout out to Shanks for 9 years and best of luck with the move and future M!!

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This is what I get for bringing Tinsel COVID tests

WARMUP: Forgot this part. It was a ruck though… Warm ups are for the weak…
THE THANG:

So Tinsel needed some approved COVID tests for his return from Mexico and I had a few left over so I told him Thursday night I would bring them to Chupacabra in the morning… His response was basically “Great! Can you Q too?” So this is what you get when that happens

Total miles: 2.11 on my watch

Basically went to TCES and back with some “discomfort stops” (not really bad enough to be actual pain…)

Halfway: 20 High-Pulls, 20 Overhead Press
Turn: 20 Squat, 20 Bent Over Rows
Halfway: 20 Squat, 20 High-Pulls
COT: 20 Overhead Press, 20 Curl

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You should be dancing, yeah

WARMUP:
Mosey to the running tracks
Side Straddle Hop
Produce Pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers

THE THANG:
Mosey on the Running track
Mosey to Second basketball court, lungewalk back
Mosey to Second basketball court, Toy Soldier walk back
Sprint to the second basketball court, lungewalk back.

Mosey to the parking lot to one of the four pain stations, mosey/brisk walk between them after completing listed exercises. Rinse and Repeat.

Pain station # 1:
25 Mountain Climbers
25 Plank Jacks
25 Squats

Pain station # 2:
25 Merkins
20 Lunges
25 SSH

Pain station # 3:
25 Calf raises
50 Skipping without rope
50 LBCs

Pain station # 4:
15 Freddie Mercury

MARY:
(PAX Choice)

Flutter Kicks
American Hammers
Freddie Mercury
Gas Pumpers
Carolina Dry Dock

ANNOUNCEMENTS
COT

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Varsity Level Prison Workout

WARMUP: Sasquatch led the pax through a Broga session, under cover as promised but no less stretchy than his usual job making the pax hurt so good!

THE THANG: The AO was set up for wet, muddy pain with blocks and bricks. Mother Nature decided to throw electrically charged javelins at the Pax so we audibled to work under cover for 15 mins. Twister validated safe status for getting out in the open, then just as we put hands to the heavy things Mother Nature three another spear our way. Pax hauled gear back and the workout resumed undercover.

Here’s what we did:
Burpees X10
Bombjacks X10
Donkey kicks x10
Shoulder taps x10 IC
…rinse & repeat…again and again and again and…

COT: Thanks to the pax for enduring “the prison workout” as Twister called it. Quite appropriate since my theme for the planned weinke that never got unleashed focused on the Mental Battle. I’m very guilty of living in my head way too often, which leads to me becoming a prisoner in my own mind. staying in one spot under threat with grueling repetitive work is an even greater mental battle than the physical grind. Everyone pushed through including all the reps with inspiringly few groans…this is a tough group! and the toughness comes because of the group. I know I wouldn’t have knocked that out solo, so thanks for being there and pushing yourself and me. great work!

It being Memorial Day, we closed out with a challenge to remember someone who has passed during the drive home (vet or not). I’m grateful to have another day and grateful for those who’ve touched my life here and continue to touch me from the other side.

thanks to Bodywash. Honored to lead!

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Training Wheels Memorial 48

What started with pedestrian talk of mammon, marriage and marijuana quickly turned to gambling, clean crack pipes and vomit inducing beer laps. Suffice it to say, awesome.

Next 2nd F opportunity? Friday lunch at the flying Baxter turtle or somesuch. Show to know!!

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Some opted for the norm, some did not

Disclaimer included the option of rucking or running on your own as is sometimes the norm but meet us back at 0600. The other option was to join me in running to the high school track, or so we thought. We made our way to the the stadium and saw that all access points were locked so we utilized the parking lot instead of the track. It wasn’t as good but it worked.
WARMUP: We ran
THE THANG: Cool run around the lot.
Fast run around the lot.
Cool run followed by a fast 2 laps.
Cool run followed by a fast 3 laps.
Cool run followed by a fast 4 laps.
Switch directions to run a lap then up the hill and down.
Again, run a lap but now, NUR up the hill and down.
Run another lap then up up and down.
Run back to COT. ~4.5mi
MARY: Sprinkled throughout.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Mostly Respectables

WARMUP: Imperil walkers Followed by LBC’s Followed by Low Slow Squats
THE THANG: The Chunk of the workout was: 7 light post. 5 merkins at each light post. Transportation was running to each. Once you get to next light post you must run back to the beginning and do 5 merkins at every light post ect ect. the fore runners where Fogerty, Bassomatic, The Twister and Senator Tressel

After we completed there was a nice hill next to the drive and I decided lets go exploring. so we made our way to the bottom where 5 of us stayed and did mountain climbers (Senator Tressel call by the way) while the other 4 Pax NURED up the gravel hill. Once at the top they yelled down to us and we NURED up the gravel hill while they did 10 Burpees. Once we made it to the top we did 10 burpees. By the time we finished the Burpees the 45 min clock was looming in so we made our way back to COT.
Once we arrived we got on our six and just spent 2 min in the quite listening, smelling the air, and just being still. we are way to often on the go and never take time to just be and be in that moment.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your news letter, Trash Pick up
COT: Prayers.

Once again grateful for the opportunity to Q

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PGA Championship at Slowburn

WARMUP:
Moseyed over to the driving range where we performed a few exercises like SSH and the walker brothers. Then moved to the putter green where we did a few yoga moves to make sure we were limber so we could hit the long ball

THE THANG:
For those who are not golf fans, the PGA Championship is being played this weekend at Southern Hills Country Club in Tulsa OK. With that I decided to design a workout around golf. Using the scorecard for the tournament I used Par as the means of travel between tee to green and yds as reps. For instance, Par 4, 465 would mean we ran to the green, roughly 50 yds, then did 4 flying squirrels for the 100s and 65 American Hammers. The 100s was always Flying Squirrels. The other exercise changed each hole.

Par 3 and 5 you NUR between tee to green.

“Lightning”was seen so we had to stop after 17, but pax didn’t seem to mind to skip the last hole and head for COT
MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter

COT:prayers for Change Orders dad and family, prayers for Spark Plugs sister for successful surgery, prayers for Cable Guy’s family as they continue to mourn the loss of his son and grief they are working through.

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Accountability with Light Poles

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Merkin, Hillbilly Walkers, Big Arm Circles, Calf Raises, and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: Started in front of Hobos and then at every light pole along Main Street, Round 1 consisted of (5) Burpees and (10) Big Boy Sit Ups and ran back to Hobos, then Round 2 consisted of (20) Shoulder Taps and (20). In between the Rounds we talked about Q2.5 Accountability.
MARY: Flutters until it was 6 AM
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Scheduled Trash up and Bourbon Tasting on 5/21
COT: Praise for Cohiba’s acceleration. Prayers for teachers ending the school year and Repeat’s friend recovering from an accident.

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