Brown bagging it

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WARMUP: IC windmills, produce pickers, Moroccan nc, hillbilly and imperial walkers, Merkins, mountain climbers and stretches. Mosey for a bit to curbs for curb 7’s. Dip to bearcrawl to curb, incline Merkin to crabwalk to curb. Mosey a bit more to wall for wall sits with IC Moroccan nc, overhead claps, seal jack, chain breakers. We then did wall sits to 3x burpee. Mosey some more the
THE THANG: Brown bag of 14 exercises with timer on each. 60sec SSH, 30sec squat, 30sec reverse lunge, 60sec planks, 30sec burpee, 30sec side lunge, 60sec butt kickers, 30sec jump squat, 30sec mtn climbers, 60sec toy soldiers, 30sec merkin, 30 sec dip, 60sec lbc, 60sec Peter Parker. We did this 2x to some jams.
MARY: IC exercises were called out by each of the pax
ANNOUNCEMENTS: d2db, q source, murder bunnies schedule
COT: prayers for health, praises for a good, balanced weekend with the family

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Afton Brayden Hill Climb

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Run to Afton Way (.39 miles)

15 dips
15 merkins derkins

Run to Afton and Galbreath Intersection (shoulders)
30-60 second hold plank rockers
15 Superman I Y T (alternate arms to make a I Y or T

Afton/Lizzie Lane (Legs)
15 Squats
15 Calf Raises

Back to Brayden Parkway and up Hill
15 Burpees at the top of the hill.

Back down Brayden to Afton and repeat loop

Return to COT (3.5 Miles or so)

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Pocket Rockets

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WARMUP: ran to auditorium, merkins, stretches, we talked about inches etc.
THE THANG: game of poker A,K,Q,J,10-2. Fun was had by all. Lots of pain dishes out. Helmet came out on top with pocket rockets
MARY: throw out New Year’s resolutions. Focus on 2 degree shift.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT:prayers to be better men and leaders. For our lord to help us make lasting change

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Three Card Monte

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WARMUP: Abe Vigoda, Cherry Pickers, Downward Dog, Flying Squirrel,, Hillbilly Walker, Honeymooner, Imperial Squat
Walker, MNC, SSH
THE THANG: Four decks of cards at every other light pole, pick 3 from deck in rotating fashion, karaoke mosey, nur to each light pole, rinse & repeat.
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood Drive, Damn2Damn sign ups
COT: Students returning to school, Dojo’s Mother-May she rest in heavenly peace.

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Deep Thoughts at Alcatraz

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Four tackled deep thoughts and deep squats at Alcatraz this morning. Here’s what we did.

– 15 SSHs (IC)
– 15 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 15 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 15 Seal Jacks (IC)

Mosey to pull up bars
– 25 Pull-ups – Run to Crosswalk – 25 Dips – Run Back x4
– Repeat with Merkins/Squats
– Repeat with Calf Raises/American Hammers
Total Mileage: 2.7

NMM
Today was more about the mumblechatter than the work, and that chatter was EPIC!

YHC posed the following: what is the largest animal could you beat in a fight and win 75% of the time? Surprisingly difficult premise.
Uber and Change Order: wallaby. Good choice. They’re like small kangaroos without the kick power. I think a few solid punches to the face and some kicks to the ribs would do it.
Smuggler: alpaca. Like a shorter llama, but more docile.
IJ: 85 pound penguin. Not fast and slow reflexes. I think a kick to the back and a few body blows would end it pretty quickly.

Change Order asked our spirit animals and why.
Uber: Arctic Fox – small, but aggressive. Cold weather climate. Fuzzy, not furry.
Change Order: Dolphin – loves the water, very social and likeable.
Smuggler: Panda – friendly, cuddly, but could separate your head from your torso if he needed to.
IJ: Golden Retriever – loyal, friendly, and very protective of my family. Takes a lot to bear my teeth but once I reach that point, I will bite.

Finally, courtesy of Smuggler’s higher ed patrons at a recent theatre show uptown: would you rather have a dragon or be one? We all chose have one. But what size? Dog sized, cow sized, or Game of Thrones sized? We all chose huge, like “The Neverending Story.”

Who is responsible if your pet dragon burns down the neighbors house? How would they prove it was your dragon? There’s no registration. There’s no legal precedent, so maybe it would be best if you moved to the country with your dragon where you could let him roam in peace.

And that friends is why you post at Alcatraz on a cold, windy Saturday morning. Proving once again that though we grow bigger, we never grow up. Enjoy your day, men.

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Cut your Losses

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WARMUP: Yea, did that. Mostly in cadence.
SSH
IW
HW
Soulder Taps
Merkins
Peter Parker

THE THANG:
A little smorgasbord. Initial bulk was laps around the front of the middle school with:
5 buprees at each speed bump
next lap
5 burpees and 10 bombjacks
Then we went backwards so the speed bumps were closer and reverse bear crawled up the hill from the lowest point.

Stopped for some People’s Chair
While we were at the wall we did BTTW with upside down shoulder taps and merkins in cadence

Went to the teacher parking lot in the back and did a long bear crawl. Then some Lt. Dan’s

Hit the elementary playground for some pull-ups and burpees. Tried to work in a partner balance and one handed hanging on the bar, but
it was a smashing failure. So, we ran back towards COT and stopped for Bulgarian Split Squats along the way.

MARY: Yea, we did this leg raise thing YHC saw on Instagram one time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
D2DBar10k

COT: It’s a core principle, so…yes

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Alabama for retired Saben

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WARMUP: Alabama route (or root)
THE THANG: run the route / root which was 5 or 6 or 7 or more because guys are still running as of you reading this BB
MARY: not here
ANNOUNCEMENTS: all of them…for cyclops
COT: we did it

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Y’all ever met Tinker Toy?

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WARMUP:
20x SSH IC
10x Windmills IC

THE THANG:
Didn’t know what to do this morning but DID know I didn’t want to stay cold, so I busted out a routine from one of Rock Region’s finest.

Moseyed to breezeway around the corner with benches on both sides.
Between each of the following rounds, run down and around the roundabout and back.

Round 1:
10 Merkin Jacks
20 Jump Squats
20 Derkins
20 Jump Squats

Round 2:
10 Merkin Jacks
20 Jump Squats
20 Derkins
20 Jump Squats
20 Diamond Merkins
20 Jump Squats

Round 3:
10 Merkin Jacks
20 Jump Squats
20 Derkins
20 Jump Squats
20 Diamond Merkins
20 Jump Squats
20 Mike Tysons
20 Jump Squats

Round 4:
10 Merkin Jacks
20 Jump Squats
20 Derkins
20 Jump Squats
20 Diamond Merkins
20 Jump Squats
20 Mike Tysons
20 Jump Squats
20 Clap Merkins
20 Jump Squats

Simple and highly effective

MARY:
Abs were feeling left behind.
30x Flutters IC
1m Plank
5x J-Lo’s IC
15x Big Boys OYO
20x Explosive somethin-or-others IC… Dying cockroaches, but with form and energy
20x LBC’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP Tomorrow
Rock Region 10-Year Anniversary Extravaganza coming up

COT:
Prayers for healing and jobs and marriages lifted

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Triple-checks and ladders

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Warm up: Run to field
Stretches:
Reach for toes
Runners stretches
Exercises:
15 SSH
10 Windmills
15 Imperial walkers
12 Merkins
Plank (right/left arm high)
10 Marakin night clubs

Triple-check
One person does wall sit
One person does lbc, merkins, squats
One person does suicides and back to second and third crosswalks
Rotate

Jacob’s stepstool
Go to light poles?
7 military merkins
1 big boy
Go until flipped

COT:

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