Miles with a side of Murph

Last night I was settling down for bed and decided to get on Slack to see who was Q’ing before deciding where to post this morning… Jekyll had just posted that Minnow Pond was without a Q so I felt the calling to volunteer.

WARMUP:
0514 Pledge

Disclaimer then a mosey to WEP playground area – SSH, cherry pickers, IWs, Arm Circles, Merkins all IC

THE THANG:
Miles with a side of Murph –
OYO 5 pullups, 10 merkins, 15 squats then run WEP loop

rinse and repeat until 0550ish

Fishstix tried to keep up with McGuyver for a while – the rest of us were….. slower. Most got 5 or 6 rounds in before time to head back to COT.

MARY: Got back to CoT with about 4 minutes to spare so got some solid Ab work in – Freddy Mercury’s, flutters, LBCs, Leg Raises, and 6 American Hammers before YHC rudely interrupted Vuvu to declare 0600.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
This workout didn’t take a lot of planning or thought – that was kind of the point. Keep it simple was the plan this week. Put in hard work and don’t over-complicate things in life. Do this over and over and good results will come.

Funhouse still accelerating post AKA, knocking out pullups like a BOSS…

Nice to meet FratBoy

Read your newsletter –
Blood Drive needs more sign-ups Apr 12.

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Get the Plank outta here

WARMUP:
Shoulder stretch each side
Knees to chest 30 yard stretch
Front lunge 30 yard stretch
Reverse lunge 30 yard stretch
Side lunge 30 yard stretch each side

THE THANG:
Mosey toward the pull up bars on the south side of campus. Pretty long run for a boot camp, so we stopped to do 20 merkins and 20 LBCs. Cont’d mosey to pull up bars.

At the asphalt roadway in front of the bars, we split group into two groups of 3. All PAX planked while one member of each group bear crawled to the pull up bars, did 5 pull ups, and ran back to the group and returned to plank. PAX held plank and rotated until all pull ups were completed.

The same format with same movement was repeated but the exercises changed to:
20 merkins
5 pull ups
20 LBCs
5 pull ups

Brief message on Concentrica and making the M feel like they are the most important relationship. Do something today to let her know, don’t wait for Mothers Day.

From there we moseyed to Band Lot.
Standing on the Goal Line (thanks for clarifying Yard Sale), sprint to other goal line and hold plank. Recover and sprint back. Recover.

Next, 50 yard sprint with 5 Imperial Squat Walkers, then sprint to opposite goal line and plank. Recover and repeat back to original goal.

Next, 25 yard sprint with 3 Imperial Squat Walkers (25, 50, 25) across the field to opposite goal line. Plank for the 6. Recover. Repeat back to original goal line. Recover.

Legs were heavy and not a lot of sprinting going on.

Yog back to CoT.

MARY:
LBCs IC
Flutters IC
0600

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
RSVP for Cyclops bourbon and BBQ fundraiser on 5/21. Blood drive is next week on 5/12. Trash pick up on 5/14. Read your newsletter, lots going on.

COT:
Follow up on message about Concentrica. Had a recent meeting with my supervisor/professional mentor and experienced an honest conversation of two men on opposite sides of the work/life balance. On one side, personal life going well, but work is tough. On the other side, “excelling” at work but have no time left for family. Through the course of the meeting, the mentor/mentee roles reversed. PAX, be intentional on making the main things the main things. Be present and take care of those closest to you – your Concentrica.

Prayers for those suffering through recent loss, prayers for those with illness, praise for birthdays and celebrating the joys of life.

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Muggy May & a few leadership lessons

YHC got the call to lead #eastofthepeachstand. Went back to a few old school, basic formats that raised the sweat level and got a few calories burned. Here’s what we did:

COP – MNC’s, Low slow squats, holding the people’s chair with air presses and shoulder taps and a few burpees, but just a few. Lesson #1 – Calm is contagious. How is your disposition affecting those you lead? Be an agent of calm or chaos – the choice is yours.

Mosey to the “main” event – 11’s. PAX did a series of burpees and squats – mumble chatter declined steadily as more burpees were done (not sure why). When the burpee/squat/running sequence was complete, flutters were done in cadence and lesson #2 shared: Expect to change your opinions – Do we view the world the same today as we did growing up? Do we act the same as when we were growing up? If our opinions change, it’s hopefully due to study, experience, and listening to others with an open mind.

Mosey to the 4 corners of 5-4-22: Consistent with YHC’s typical Weinke, it was fitting that we finished with 4 corners of 5, 4 and 22: Each corner had the following:

5 burpees to start, 4 merkins of various types at teach corner (diamond, no cheat, regular, wide arm) and either 22 side straddle hops or 22 squats depending on the station. Lesson 3 was shared – Control the Passions – The nearer one comes to a calm mind, the closer they are to strength.

After 4 corners were completed we moseyed to a wall near COT where the people’s chair was held and PAX shared one thing for which they were grateful. Upon completion, a 45 second plank was held with a short story from YHC regarding isolation and not taking freedom of choice for granted. Then upon recovery, back to COT.

NMM – In the Fort, we have been incredibly blessed to develop an inclusive culture where men grow and are able to share and develop through times of challenge and change. And no matter how chaotic the world ever seems around us, the 45 minutes each morning that we GET TO have should never be taken for granted. We are leaders. And with it, a responsibility and an honor is carried forward into our communities – one which we must embody and help engrain in others to encourage the same. It is always a privilege to Q and my thanks to Cohiba for the opportunity.

Be calm, expect to change your opinion and control your passions. The ripple effect is palpable over time and felt by those we influence.

Gratefully,

Cyclops

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Ring of Fire: Carrying Burdens

WARMUP: 5 pull-ups 5knee ups 5 flying squirrels 2 rounds
THE THANG: pick a block walk the campus 4 exercises 4 times
MARY: n/a
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: share your burden as we can do it alone!!!

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Beaker Mayhem Beatdown

WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan Night Clubs, Low Slow Squats, Windmills, Cherry Pickers, Carolina Dry Docks, Plank to Downward Dog to Honeymooners
THE THANG:
There were plenty of sandbags to go around.

PAX split up into groups of 3, each group with a sandbag and everyone with a KB.

Routine went as followed:
1 PAX jog/walk with the sandbag to the other end of the parking lot and back while the other 2 PAX perform workout. PAX 2 takes sandbag, goes to the other end and back while other 2 performs workout. This goes on until all 3 have carried the sandbag. Then workout switches.
After 2 workouts everyone planks up until the 6 gets in, then performs 7 manmakers as a group.

Repeat 2 more times

Workouts as followed:

Squats – Merkins – Manmakers
Beakers (A Uhaul with an added overhead press) – Rows – Manmakers
Flutter kicks – Calf Raises – Manmakers

Wrapped up with some Chest press – Freddie Mercury Jack Webs

Lots of mumble chatter about fupas and legs not working.

Great job guys! Thanks for the Q!

Beaker out!

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New perspectives

The theme for today was looking at things from a different perspective. That perspective was upside down nose to nose with a brick wall.

 

Disclaimer asking PAX to modify as needed – you know your limits, but also don’t be a wuss.

 

Warmup on side of HT:

20 Goofballs – increasing the pace to ludicrous speed by rep 20

10 merkins

10 moroccan night clubs

10 Carolina Dry docks

lean up against the wall and stretch the lats. I find that when doing shoulder work, warming up the shoulders and stretching the lats really helps me. Your mileage may vary

 

Part 1 – The wall

balls to the wall

10 count from PAX

shoulder taps – 5 each side

another 10 count

get off the wall

 

20 merkins

10 wall walks with a merkin

People’s chair

while holding people’s chair, leapfrog x2

Duck walks round 1 to really get after the quads

Crab walks round 2

 

Balls to the wall

10 Hand stand pushups – preferably without smashing your face on the sidewalk

optionally Carolina dry docks – know your limits here

 

Mozey to the other side of the parking lot near the Indian restaurant

 

Part 2 – The Pain

AMRAP (15 minutes)

5 burpees every minute on the minute

20 Squats

20 Lunges (10 each leg)

10 Diamond merkins

Bear crawl to other side and repeat

 

Part 3 – The calm before the storm

10ish minute AMRAP

20 Mountain climbers

20 LBCs

20 Flutters

10 Box cutters

skip to the other side

 

Part 4 – The Finisher

3 minute AMRAP – This is a sprint

10 jump squats

10 jump lunges (5 each leg)

10 wide arm merkins

sprint to other side

 

“That was sufficiently terrible” – Change Order

This took us straight into COT, where we discussed being better husbands.

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Block Party at Block Party with Blocks

BLOCK PARTY Q – 03May2022
• Warm Up in the lot a minute or two with windmills, merkins, some stretching…
• Grab a partner and a block
• AMRAP – shooting for 4 or more
• 5 stops:
1. Parking lot Startex
2. Lot next to Hobo’s/Gazebo
3. Lot by Blue Ridge Financial Planning/MacAulay and Assoc
4. Lot just before corner at FM Dentistry
5. Lot after Bank

Round 1 – No Brick – at each stop:
– 15 burpees (each partner must do them all)
Round 2 – Take Brick – at each stop (each partner must do them all):
– 20 curls
– 20 Shoulder Press
– 20 Flutter with Press (double count – count the presses)

NMM:
– Olaf made coffee. At the AO. Plugged into a light pole. No one was surprised.
– Everyone likes running with Cinderblocks
– That is a lie.
– Fresh Prince came for his second post today. He did not break, so we presume he will be back.
– @peanutbutter was a no-show. I cried a little.
– Olaf and Johnny Utah almost kept up with Maximus and YHC, but we had a second block advantage. Basically it means they were CRUSHING it.
– Trucker only complained a little.
– That is a lie.

This is my report.

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Q-School 2022

Have you not Q’d a workout yet in the Fort?
Have you not Q’d in a while?

Then you may be a perfect candidate for Q School.

Starting the Week of 5/16  we will be hosting 5 separate sessions of Q school throughout the Fort. Each Q school session will give PAX an overview on the fundamentals of being a Q and an intro into a specific type of workout.

It doesn’t matter if you are a seasoned PAX or a newcomer these sessions will provide important reminders and tips on how to execute a challenging workout.

What we’ll cover:

  • How to Prep
  • Safety
  • Disclaimer
  • Cadence
  • Workout Routines
  • COT/Naming of FNG’s
  • Backblasts

This year, for this first time we’ll be offering Q school with Ruck and Run options. This is an awesome opportunity to sharpen skills, learn new skills, and introduce yourself to workouts you haven’t experienced in the past.

The Lineup:

5/16 Sweet the Leg  – Running Bootcamp

5/17 Curahee – Ruck

5/18 Clydesdales – Run

5/19 Laces In – Boot Camp

5/20 The Hive – Kettlebell

If you have any questions or thoughts, please feel free to reach out to SlapShot.

SYITG!

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Simple – Gear, Burpees and Sprints at the Armory

Typos quite possible…

Armory for the kickoff of the month of Gear/May:

PAX brought a few sand bags, a ruck, plate carrier and kettle bells ranging from 20lb-60lb. Tesh would’ve blushed.

Disclaimer but hey, push yourself.
Carry the coupons to the near end of the large parking lot.
Mosey lap around then circle up for some warm up things (garden variety).

10 Burpees and sprint to the other end of the lot
10 Burpees and sprint back, partnering up with a coupon of your choice (it pays to be fast)

25 Squat Thrusters
25 Curls
26 Merkins (1/2 & 1/2)

5 Burpees, run 1/2 way and run back (had to start watching the clock) to the coupon of your choosing…unless you had no other options.
25 Flutters
25 Freddy Mercury’s
25 X’s & O’s

5 Burpees, run 1/2 way and run back
25 LBC’s
25 American Hammers
26 Box Cutters

5 Burpees, run 1/2 way and run back
25 Bent Over Rows (slow cadence)
25 Overhead Press (slow cadence)
25 Chest Press (slow cadence)

10 Burpees, Run all the way down and run all the way back

Carry the coupons back for COT

Until next time.
Maximus

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Breathe

WARMUP:
None
THE THANG:
Run down to the bottom of Brayden Pkwy focus on relaxed breathing. Every intersection, 5 burpees and 10 squats, recovery run down the hill after each intersection. Once the third set was complete, back down to the bottom.
Next, we ran back up the hill stopping at every intersection for 5 burpees and 10 squats. Next, we crossed the street and stopped at the Pet Supplies store front. We finished the workout with loops around the parking lot, stopping after each lap for a round of 3 count up/down merkins and LBCs. No specific rep count, complete until failure.

Great job everyone!

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