Cockpit Circuits, wait, what?

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The basic rundown of this morning's workout was to sprint (or run) approximately 400m then do a series of exercises, in reps 10, 15, or 20.
WARMUP:
400m jog to the bottom of the hill
Side Straddle Hops, Squats, Butt Kickers & High Knees
THE THANG:
400M Sprint out, around the parking lot to the opposite corner of the large lot on the side of CRHS.
20 Merkins, 30 Squats, 10 lunges each leg, 15 Burpees

400m Sprint to the Band Tower on the opposite side of the school.
40 Hand-Release Merkins, 20 Jump Squats, 15 Mountain Climbers, 45sec Plank

~400 Sprint to the circle by the football stadium
15 Burpees, 10 Reverse Lunges each leg, 20 V-Ups, 15 Jump Squats

~400m (less than) Sprint to the top of the road at the intersection of White's Road
20 Merkins, 50yd Bear Crawl, 20 Ski Abs, 45sec Forearm Plank

~800m Sprint down the hill then back up to the lot
A little bit of Mary.

MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: YHC had to exit so Pauly D closed this out.
COT: I'm sure of it.

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Hot Potato Audible

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Since the guys who wanted to have Murph Mondays didn't show and 3/4th of us can't do pull-ups, we called an audible and did a hot potato Q.
WARMUP: 4 mile run
THE THANG: We all got a cindy or ruck with more weight in it and we each called an exercise. To the best of my uncaffinated and de-oxygenated brain, here is what we did. The counts varied between 15 and 40 for each, but most were 20 or 25

  • OH Press x2
  • Curls x2
  • Plank – 90 seconds
  • Chest Press x2
  • Flutters holding Cindy/Ruck
  • LBCs
  • Big Boys
  • Log Carry (for future reference, put the tall guy in the back not the front)
  • Bent Over Rows
  • Goblet Squats
  • Block Hold with arms out 10 count each pax
  • SSH
  • Merkins

MARY: American Hammers and stretching.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Great work at Bethel and the Convergence. Read your newsletter.
COT: Round Robin Prays and Praise.

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(Parking) Lot of Pain

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WARMUP: BAL (big-ass lap) around the parking lot; back to the flag for a few warmup exercises. SSH, windmills, low slow squats, imperial walkers, hillbillies, plank (down dog, up dog, mtn climbers)
THE THANG: 10 exercises, each in its own parking space. Pax could pick their poison to start. After each exercise, take a clockwise lap around the farthest island then proceed to the next parking spot.

  1. Halos (10 each direction)
  2. Thrusters (x20)
  3. Curls (x20)
  4. Lawnmowers (10 each side)
  5. Upright Rows (x20)
  6. KB Merkins (10 each side)
  7. Flutters w KB Press (10 d.c.)
  8. Goblet Squats (x20)
  9. KB Swings (x20)
  10. BELLBCs (x15)

MARY: box cutters, LBCs, leg lifts
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter
COT: health, marriages, end of world conflict; a reminder that we cannot hold ourselves accountable because our minds will always give us an out or “quit on us”. Find an accountability partner. A pace car. Someone to help you with guardrails.

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‘Merica 250

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WARMUP: 5 Burpees
THE THANG: Flipped off King George, as well as 13 Colony inspired exercises for a rep count of 1776
MARY: She slept in
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your various newsletters
COT: Remembered what our fore fathers sacrificed for our freedom, we remembered U-Haul and presented Bowser with U-Haul flag.

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4 HIM for 4 Corners

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WARMUP: We did several exercises and some stretchy things. Then we Moses around the the back of the theater then to the front.

THE THANG:
Corner 1 (10 reps)

  • Merkins– 10 reps

Corner 2 (10 + 20 reps)

  • Merkins – 10 reps
  • Squats – 20 reps

Corner 3 (10 + 20 + 30 reps)

  • Merkins – 10 reps
  • Squats – 20 reps
  • Lunges – 30 reps (15 each leg)

Corner 4 (10 + 20 + 30 + 40 reps)

  • Merkins – 10 reps
  • Squats – 20 reps
  • Lunges – 30 reps
  • Mountain Climbers – 40 reps (count both legs = 1 rep)

Then we partnered up for a DORA

50 Hand Release Merkins
100 Squats
150 Flutters (4-Count)
200 Mt. Climbers (4–Count)

MARY: LBCs & Piston Crunches
ANNOUNCEMENTS were made
COT: prayers & praises

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Clock It

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We moseyed around the parking the got to work.

A clock was drawn and we used a deck of cards. The number or face card determined how many merkins or squats you did. i.e. pick a 6 then you did 1 Merkin at 1 then staying in plank rotate to 2 and do 2 merkins, then 3 merkins and so on until you finish wth 6 merkins. Q = 11 and K = 12. Aces were bonus 100 reps of whatever was on the card. 2 were selected and we had 100 SSH and 100 Flutters

6 = American Swings
7 = Goblet Squats
8 = Overhead Press
9 = High Pulls
10= Skull Crushers
Q = Curls
K = Man Makers

MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: were made
COT: prayers and praises

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Time Check Site Q!

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WARMUP: Abe Vigoda, Arm Circles, Cherry Pickers, Downward Dog, Honeymooners, Pideon Stretch
THE THANG: Mosey to Pain Station #1 in front of Hotel. F3 cards focused on arms. Pick a card and tell Pax how & when you were introduced to F3, who HCd you and where did you 1st post. Mosey to pain station #2 located in Epic Chophouse's parking lot. Cardio. Mosey to pain station behind Smashburger for Legs. Mosey to pain station 4 at Napa's loading dock. Arms. Rinse & repeat. Each HIM had the opportunity to let the PAX know their 1st experience in the Gloom!

MARY: Freddy Mercury, heel touches, leg lifts
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men's Shelter, Independence Day Convergence,
COT: The Pirate, Families

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Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2

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Backblast! 1 Jarvis + 1 Bobber = Acceleration
DATE: 2026-06-09
AO: The Ballroom
It was a steamy morning at Slow Burn and the PAX were chomping at the bit to accelerate.

Quick warmup with the stretching and we were off.

Over to the hill for some Chutes and Ladders. 🪜 There were two cones at each station and the PAX had to choose one of them. If they chose a C we had to Chute (run) up to the top of the hill. If it was an L we would run up to the next rung on the ladder. Each rung had two cones and some exercises. I think the PAX had drone footage of me setting up the cone this morning as they found almost all of the Ladders this morning.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2

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