Green fruit with fuzz

Esso:
Merkins
Dips
Overhead Claps
Derkins
Erkins
Multiple reps

Band Camp:
Pacer Test

Shady:
10 knee ups
20 flutters
30 American hammers
40 second plank

10 Peter Parker’s
10 Parker Peters
10 Side things now called the fire hydrant

– @Barry Manilow was not parterning with @Anchorman or @CakeBoss
– @Portal found an orange sky
– @HarryCarry and @Shady want another 20 meter shot
– @SkateOrDie managed to get to the closest AO to his house, and many mornings that is enough
– @Shield and @Ruby Slippers want permission to give me candid feedback. Granted.
– @Saw Dust charges hard
– @Splinter and @Esso had a competition to see who was a bigger Clemson fan. ( @Slash would have loved it )

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Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir

Warm: imp Walker, Freddie m, hillbilly w, travolta, LS squat, dying cockroach, monkey h, mtn climb, merkin, jump squat, LBCs, gas pumper, m night club, windmill

Running and doing stuff: karaoke l and r, toy soldier, bear crawl/merkins, broad jump/burpees

One man Dora’s (vis-à-vis pusher at the bubble), 3 times, LBCs, merkins, squats

Mahktar N’Diayes randomly included
Jack Webb was not

Variations of the assassin suicide included the following: flying squirrels, bomb jacks, merkins, burpees, squats, mtn climber, BB sits, plank jacks, side straddle hop

All PAX effort was equal to or great than the Q. For the most part, greater than

Short Sale made the drive with the premise of a money back guarantee

Fogerty celebrated minute 44 when he barely broke a sweat

Time Machine has now been to a Barry Manilow workout and knows who to avoid

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Spicy Turtlehead

This morning we were blessed with a beautiful breeze from the south. And we got right to it at 0500.

Ruck/COP:
w/Alternating Shuffle around school
SSHs, LSSs, Ruck Merkins

Weinke: A Blue Light Special, if you will…
Buy In: 200m Suitcase Carry

30 min AMRAP:
20 Ruck Swings
15 Ruck High Pulls
10 Ruck Thrusters

Cash Out: 200m Suitcase Carry

We had a few minutes to spare to I had to reach into my Mexican Junk Pile to see what we could do to close out the WOD…

Finisher:
Partner Up
CMIYC around parking loop x 2
P1 Farmer Carries both Rucks
P2 5 Merkins, Chase & Catch Up

Sprocket – you are a leader that we all look up to in The Fort. Thanks for the tap and including me in the “Spicy Tour”.

Punch List out.

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Stuff the Bus Convergence

WARMUP:
Ran over to parking lot behind football fields
SSH – all exercises were to 20 INC
1 burpee
Windmill
2 burpees
Cherry Pickers
3 burpees
Squats
4 burpees
Moroccan Night Club
5 Burpees
Imperial walkers
6 burpees
Merkins
7 burpees
LBC
8 burpees
CDD
9 burpees
Flutter
10 burpees

Throughout the workout we had pax share about different opportunities we have within The Fort to serve our community. We had the following speak (Fogerty – Trash Pickup, Cousin Eddy – Bethel Men’s shelter, Jiffy – FM Care Center, Stuff the Bus)

Partner Up
Round 1 –
Squats
Flying Squirrels
Inch worm merkins

Round 2
Big boy sit-ups
Jump Squats
Wide arm merkins

We have an amazing opportunity in The Fort to impact our community. We have pax impacting our community through service. Challenge was raised, if you aren’t actively impacting the community, why not?

It was an honor to be able to lead the workout this morning. This was diffident from most workouts because of the number of times we stopped to talk. However I felt it important to share with the guys what is happening around them. We also were able to congratulate Double D in his hand off of Nantan to Esso. Double D, thank you for you service to the pax. You have always been someone who ask the tough questions that challenge us and I thank you for that and what you did for our Region during your reign as Nantan. Esso, I look forward where you are going to take us and your energy to lead. We have a bright future ahead.

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Smokin Tour of Pain

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Broga, Strawberry Pickers, and Imperial Walkers
THE THANG: Mosey to four corners by church. Performed exercises at four corners at end of each street being 10 reps of Merkins, Squats, Big Boy Sit Ups, and Mountain Climbers with 1 Burpee when coming back to four corners. Completed 2 rounds of each exercise with 3.5 miles.
MARY: Didn’t have enough time.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Friday Convergence, Stuff the Bus, and HIM Camp
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Almost forgot about this sizzling morning on TGI Friday

After a thorough disclaimer from YHC, we moseyed over to the Lowes parking lots open section for some Warm-O-Rama with,

Side Straddle Hop
Produce Pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walk

For the moleskin,
7s running from one end of the Lowe’s parking lot to the middle with,
CDD & Squats
Merkins & Lunges
Shoulder Taps & Monkey Humpers
Mountain Climbers & Bomb Jacks

Time for some partner Dora’s, 50 each
LBCs
Freddie Mercurys
Flutter Kicks
Heels to the sky
Big Boys (Extra Credit for those high performing HIMs)

Mosey to Shovel flag for some Marys:
PAX Choice for last 8 minutes

CoT:
Announcements: Blood Drive & read newsletter
Prayers and Praises (said & unsaid)

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Running Street Jackson

Tried to make a pun on an Outkast song lyric “I’m sorry Ms. Jackson” by saying “We’re running street Jackson.” But much like running Jackson Street, it wasn’t funny. (Although I laughed)

Ran for a mile
Core work for the 6
5 burpees
10 hand release merkins
16 split squats (8 each leg)

Rinse and Repeat

Keep after it. Awesome to see guys that don’t typically run 3+ miles in the gloom crush it today.

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i.e.; e.g.

WARMUP: yea. It’s important
Mosey
SSH
IW
HW
dynamic yoga rotations
MC
Mosey
Carioca
Butt Kickers
Carioca
Toy Soldier’s Mosey

THE THANG:
Visited a few churches for a warped 4 corners
Most of the time we bear crawled between corners, but not always
Nazarene
Stough Baptist
10 HR merkins
10 in cadence monkey humpers
10 in cadence burpees
(3 sets because it was a “warped” version of four corners)

Down to Print Shop for called pull-ups and squats

Back to COT for TapOut’s “favorite” hip exercises
Lots of grammar and punctuation discussion today; it was swell.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
HIM camp:
https://criout.regfox.com/f3-him-camp

Stuff the Bus:
https://www.signupgenius.com/go/30e054aa8a723a3ff2-stuff3#/

COT: Isaiah 55:2
Why spend money on what is not bread,
and your labor on what does not satisfy?

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