Murph prep

WARMUP:
Some SSH, IW, HW, Moroccan Nightclubs

THE THANG:
Moseyed over to the back of the school to the bottom of the second hill for some 11’s
Merkins at the top of the hill, jump squats at the bottom.

Moseyed around the backside to the front of the school to the benches for a 10min AMRAP.
10 derkins, 20 gas pumpers, 30 curtesy lunges (SC).

MARY:
Last 10 min, passed around a slam ball, and some other stuff.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph, Konvergence, Boss Hogg’s going away lunch/dinner/party, Canoli Run May 18, 2024
COT:

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Iron Mike visits the Dentist

WARMUP: Mosey: Stretching, SSH, IMPERIAL WALKER, Merks, Squats, Arm Circles, LBCs,
THE THANG: Started with a mini DORA using DDS to break out the sweat. ( dips, derkins, squats) – using the benches in front of school and a short mosey to the Birthday rock and back. 100 each exercise. Pax then moved to the parking lot to utilize a curb for some Iron Mike Tyson’s and Bomb Jax for some 9s.
Pax then moved to side parking lot to knock out a mini ladder using 4 stops for the reps. 3 rounds completed with BOOGIE down taking the reigns for one round of the ladder exercises where the exercises were completed in cadence. Harry Carey offered up some Smurf Jax to assist w delivering the pain.
Closed out with some Merks and Ab work before Mary took over
MARY: 4 mins of Mary where each Pax participated
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run, Mike Doty 5k, Blood Drive….
COT: Prayers for Luka, Health and Blessings.

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Iron Mike visits the Dentist

WARMUP: Mosey: Stretching, SSH, IMPERIAL WALKER, Merks, Squats, Arm Circles, LBCs,
THE THANG: Started with a mini DORA using DDS to break out the sweat. ( dips, derkins, squats) – using the benches in front of school and a short mosey to the Birthday rock and back. 100 each exercise. Pax then moved to the parking lot to utilize a curb for some Iron Mike Tyson’s and Bomb Jax for some 9s.
Pax then moved to side parking lot to knock out a mini ladder using 4 stops for the reps. 3 rounds completed with BOOGIE down taking the reigns for one round of the ladder exercises where the exercises were completed in cadence. Harry Carey offered up some Smurf Jax to assist w delivering the pain.
Closed out with some Merks and Ab work before Mary took over
MARY: 4 mins of Mary where each Pax participated
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run, Mike Doty 5k, Blood Drive….
COT: Prayers for Luka, Health and Blessings.

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The Cheese Grater

It was a beautiful morning in The Fort where 12 men chose to do the AKA moderately difficult thing and accelerate.

Quick disclaimer and warmup and we we’re off.

The Thang:
Jack Webb 4 – 40 V-Ups and 1- 10 supemans 🦸‍♂️.

Mode of transportation between cones was an Partner Indian Bear Craw across the parking lot.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

-JWow

Back to COT

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Pick-A-Card-Any Card

WARMUP: SSH, Abe Vigoda, Cherry Pickers, Mosey, bob & weave through traffic pylons. @Fogerty sighting
THE THANG: Stack of F3 cards, select two, do the exercise, run, rinse & repeat, Queen of Spades last card drawn for 25 burpees.
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: See your newsletter
COT: Family & Health

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Taking the Conga Line Through Life

WARMUP: Bit of a mosey and short COP with mumblechatter from Bonsai on the Qs Disclaimer. No, it wasn’t perfect. It also wasn’t missed entirely (except you Bonsai).

THE THANG: Two sets of accumulator series 5x / 10x / 15x /20x / 25x with bear crawls or crawl bears in between. one series was all lower body, one all core. along the way we did a conga line mosey weaving through all the posts of the carpool awning at the school.

MESSAGE: Workout and message today were geared around life not moving in a straight line. it hasn’t for me in career, fitness, faith, marriage, finances, etc. there have been ups and downs and twists and turns. too often I fall into the trap of blaming myself or someone else for the downticks when in fact that’s just part of the journey. and in fact it’s those downticks when I have the most to learn and grow. so take the attitude about the #Suck from the Gloom and apply it to the #Suck in the rest of your life — Embrace It!

thanks for the invite Triple Lindy and the AKA spirit Funhouse and pax! always an honor to lead.

COT: It was Day 2 of AKA and we had a great showing and energy level. some new faces (FITS) and some welcome kotters (Naked and Afraid).

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Jack Webbish

WARMUP: Hillbilly Walkers, Moroccan Night Club, Windmill, Toy Soldier, Karaoke, Down Dog, Honeymooner, Soccer Hip Thingy
THE THANG: Jack Webb Theme ×8
Dry People – Peter Parker Mercury – Seal Humpers – Calf Merkins – Low Slow LBC – Overhead Rosalitas – 8  1 Ros, 4 OH
Broga: Child’s Pose, Cat/Cow, Downdog, HoneyMooner, On back – Stretch – Curve L/R
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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3min circuits

WARMUP: mosey to the parking lot behind First Baptist church.
SSH, IW, merkins, mountain climbers, squats
THE THANG: Mosey over to COG lot and doing 3 exercises for 3 mins.  In between sets run to stop sign and back.

3 exercise 3 min
merkins 15
Dips 20
Squats 25

CDD 15
WAM 20
Monkey Humpers 25

Big Boy 10
Hello Dolly – 20
Flutter 25 EL

plank tuck 10
Hello Dolly 20
Jump Squats 25

Hill sprints and then finished with some Mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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March Madness

WARMUP: mosey to the mulch for side straddle hops, imperial and hillbilly walkers, merkins, planks and the like.

THE THANG:
Sweet 16 – all exercises added up to 16 – merkins on one end of the parking lot, squats on the other. PAX survived and advanced to the….

Elite 8 – all exercises added up to 8. Diamond merkins on the curb and sumo squats at the light pole.

MARY: The final four – box cutters, flutters, hello dollys, LBCs.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: took place

COT: Core principle #5 was conducted

Thanks, Weezer for the opportunity to lead.

Gratefully,
Cyclops

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It’s cold, we are old

Circle up
Warm up
Light to light stuff, up to and including bear crawl
To the benches for dips, no derkins, not a fan
Over to four corners with burpees in the middle
Down the hill for exercises (accumulating), back to the top, 4 or 5 times
Back up to the school for the last few exercises

Good work by Sawdust and prob a couple others, maybe
Plenty of modify as needed
Plenty of piss poor counting
Plenty of questionable form

Thanks peanut gallery, I couldn’t do it without you.

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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