2023.34 Colosseum

Ball2wall / shoulder tap stack
Pogo stick / squat jump stack
Bearcrawl / merkin stack
wallsit / single-leg air humper stack
half-mile run to end

Slackblast or it didn’t happen (according to slackbot).

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KB-Out the Thanksgiving Cobwebs

WARMUP: 20xSSH, 10xIW, 10xHBW, 10xMNC, 20xSSH

THE THANG: A melody of Jack Webb‘s to shake the cobwebs off from Thanksgiving. Webb were done with counts building from 1-10, at a 1:4 Ratio.

1. ManMakers 1:4 MurderBunnies
2. Thrusters 1:4 KB Swings
3. Curls 1:4 KB Flutters
4. Goblet Squats 1:4 KB Calf Raises

PAX pointed out it was 0600 as we were around ‘8’ into the last Webb, thankfully we were already at COT!

MARY: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter. Golf Tourney still has lots of spots available, Christmas party coming up (at Airborne’s), and lots of other excitement throughout The Fort!

COT: Praises & prayers.

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Ft Mill Laps

WARMUP: Jog over Walter Elisha Park for a few warmup exercises and an explanation of the plan.
THE THANG: 6 individual ~.5mi laps spread around downtown with 3 exercises after each lap. The exercises were:
10 Mountain Climbers I/C (scaled down to 5 for time)
10 Mak Tar Jai’s I/C (scaled down to 5 for time)
5 Burpees
I could provide the turn-by-turn directions for each lap but instead, call me and I’ll explain.
MARY: A few exercises performed just prior to COT.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf, D2D info, upcoming Shovel-flag transition at Colosseum, Newsletter
COT: 5th Core Principle

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Stolen moments

Birdcage was supposed to Q, but due to his training schedule— YHC sat in instead.

WARMUP: yep, with some yoga.

T HE THANG: stolen from Old Bay

Mosey to light poles along back entrance for light pole accumulator exercise.

1 rep at 1st light pole
2 reps at 2nd
3 reps at 3rd…etc.

When first pax gets to 10th light pole (and does 10 reps), run back to first light pole and sweep the rest of the pax.

Rinse and repeat with following exercises.

1. Flying Squirrels
2. Squats
3. Plank Jacks
4. Merkins

MARY: naw, instead we did Bearpees up to 20/5. Look it up in the exicon

ANNOUNCEMENTS: https://mailchi.mp/844d41eccef9/thefort-weekly-newsletter-1325706

COT: in the rain. Prayers specifically for the Salazar family and Esso’s mom

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Don’t fear the Reaper!

Rubber Ducky brought a full body pain session. Barkley showed up, “as always” his shield lock may have differing opinions. A contingent of marathon runners came by to see how the other side lives and said bell swingers are crazy. I even heard Band Camp contemplating his bell choices.

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Don’t fear the Reaper!

Rubber Ducky brought a full body pain session. Barkley showed up, “as always” his shield lock may have differing opinions. A contingent of marathon runners came by to see how the other side lives and said bell swingers are crazy. I even heard Band Camp contemplating his bell choices.

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27 – ALL of them were there

WARMUP: mosey to the high school gym parking lot for:
Windmills x 10 (d/c, i/c)
Cherry pickers x 10 (i/c)
Imperial walkers x 10 (I/c)
Hillbilly walkers x 10 (I/c)
Seal jacks x 15 (I/c)
Plank
Down dog, walk dogs
Merkins x 10 (I/c)
Should taps x 10 (I/c)

Hand off to warning track for the main event

THE THANG:

Light poles are the Diamond
4 rounds
Home base – pole 1 – 5 burpees
1st base – pole 2 – 10 Bobby hurleys
2nd base – pole 3 – 15 LBC’s
3rd base – pole 4 – 20 merkins

Mosey to hill out to Munn road
Partner DORA – partner 1 runs, partner 2 does exercises and then flapjack
100 – Shoulder Taps
200 – LBC’s
300 – squats

On to the high school wall for BTTW.  Holding for an excessive period of time.  Once time was called pax moseyed to COT

MARY: Time for one minute of flutters.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: 5th core principle

Warning Track and YHC were given AAR’s and pax were dismissed after COT.

Always a privilege to see an accelerating HIM rise at The Coach’s Box.  T-Claps Warning Track.

👁️

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Pull up your zipper

WARMUP: run to old Hardy’s and do something while waiting for the six
THE THANG: the zipper run to Elliot street turn right. Run to Unity turn left. Do 10 merkins and 15 squats run to pine turn right and repeat till you run out of time.
MARY: nada
ANNOUNCEMENTS: to many to list. Call pusher
COT: prayers and praises.

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Spring Training with Cake

WARMUP:
Mosey with stops for
⚾️Toy Soldiers
⚾️Low Slow Squat
⚾️Hill Billy Walkers
⚾️CDDs
⚾️Dips
⚾️Irkins
⚾️StepUps
⚾️partner LBCs, Big Boys, Freddy’s while partner runs out and back

THE THANG:
7 rounds of 8 exercises 10 reps each with lap around track
Jump squats
Merkins
Leg lifts
CDDs
Sumo Squats
Flutters
Donkey Kicks
Burpees
Take a lap

MARY:
Jailbreak back to COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
D2D events – check out newsletter

COT:
Prayers for recovery, woman assaulted, new jobs,
Reach out to relationships in your life and let people know you love them

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Trick or Treat at the Hive

WARMUP: Extremely brief and nearly devoid of cadence calling due to the Q having a mostly lost voice.
THE THANG:
The AO was set up with different exercises posted on lampposts lableled as either Tricks or Treats. Workout consisted of 8 rounds. Each round began with a 1 minute AMRAP of a specified exercise. Based on the reps achieved by the group approximately half of the HIM were directed to receive a treat for a high effort number of reps, the other half were directed to select the Trick. The Tricks were consistently worse than the treats but all were KB exercises. In some cases high rep counts would not be conducive to good form and a more random tool was used to split the group such as age (odd/even) or Birth Month (odd even).

Tricks
Manmakers
15 Snatches
15 Clean & Press
Turkish Get ups
Thrusters
Murder Bunnies to next “house”
2 minute plank
Uhauls

Treats
Halos
Goblet Squats
Calf Raises
LBC
Lawnmowers
OH Press
Side Leans
Tri Press

1min AMRAP exercises
Kettle Bell Swings (reps)
Man Makers (random)
Chest Press (reps)
Good Mornings (random)
Pullovers (random)
Deadlifts (random)
Hay-Balers (random)
Curls (reps)

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