The 11s we try

WARMUP: Yea. Something like:
SSH
IW
HW
Yoga
Merkins
Peter Parker
Parker Peter
Yoga

THE THANG:
Mosey toward elementary school
11s on the curb
Burpees in cadence
Bear Crawl
Bomb Jacks
Crawl Bear

Mosey to the other side of the oval
11s
Burpees in cadence
Bear Crawl
Mike Tysons
Lunge Walk
(only got to around 7 burpees on this side)

Mosey towards middle school picnic tables for
1 Bulgarian Split Squat (each leg)
1 Merkin
2 Bulgarian Split Squats (each leg)
2 Merkins
3 Bulgarian Split Squats (each leg)
3 Merkins
etc. up to 10

Sprint for a moment

Mosey to COT

MARY: Slight bit of time for this. Did yoga-esque core work

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Chilly out and back on 160

THE THANG:
Run 3.1 miles east on 160 to Springs Complex (or some other modified distance) and back. Total mileage of called route 6.2 miles. Some modified up, some modified down.

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Tim Horton’s 50 Yard Line Battle

It was a brisk morning and the mumble chatter was on fire. Quick warmup and we were off.

Partner 7s with slap merkins and partner sit-up’s.

Mosey’ed over to the band parking lot for some Canadian football.

10 Burpees
20 Bomb Jacks
30 Monkey Humpers
40 Flutters
50 Shoulder Taps
40 LBCs
30 Lunges
20 Squats
10 Merkins

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

– JWow

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Everyone was running or at the csaup

WARMUP: windmills, side straddle hops, imperial and hillbilly walkers, merkins
THE THANG:
Part 1 – partner Dora 50-100-150 at the top lot above veterans park – 50 burpees, 100 squats, 150 LBC’s

Part 2 – at the site formerly known as footloose, 13’s – merkins and lunges. PAX moseyed back through town completing the sequence at the pharmacy drive thru.

Mosey to COT for stretch and prayers and praises.

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the call out Portal. Always honored.

👁️

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Dora the disruptor

WARMUP: cherry pickers, little baby circles (both directions) and Moroccan night clubs
THE THANG: Dora with partner
Round 1: 100Merkins, 150 LBC’s, 200 Mountain Climbers
Round 2: 100 side straddle hops, 150 squats, 200 shoulder taps
Rinse and repeat
MARY: flutters, American hammer, hello dolly, merkins?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: d2db 10k, acceleration project
COT: families, marriges, rolloff’s M, shower curtains father in law

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Afton Brayden Hill Climb

Run to Afton Way (.39 miles)

15 dips
15 merkins derkins

Run to Afton and Galbreath Intersection (shoulders)
30-60 second hold plank rockers
15 Superman I Y T (alternate arms to make a I Y or T

Afton/Lizzie Lane (Legs)
15 Squats
15 Calf Raises

Back to Brayden Parkway and up Hill
15 Burpees at the top of the hill.

Back down Brayden to Afton and repeat loop

Return to COT (3.5 Miles or so)

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Pocket Rockets

WARMUP: ran to auditorium, merkins, stretches, we talked about inches etc.
THE THANG: game of poker A,K,Q,J,10-2. Fun was had by all. Lots of pain dishes out. Helmet came out on top with pocket rockets
MARY: throw out New Year’s resolutions. Focus on 2 degree shift.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT:prayers to be better men and leaders. For our lord to help us make lasting change

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8-Blocker: Partner Work

WARMUP: Typical stuff
PARTNER WORK:
– 200 yds partner carry
– 200 yd wheelbarrow
– 200 yd partner push
DORA – partner runs a lap while other partner:
– 50 burpees
– 100 decline merkins
– 150 dips
– 200 step ups

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Golden Corral 2024 Kick Off

WARMUP: The pax were disclaimed and we slow moseyed toward the east side of the parking lot for COP
THE THANG:
COP (all in double count cadence)
SSH x 25, windmill x 10, imperial walker/hillbilly walker x 20, low, slow squat x 20, CDD x 10 hold/right, left leg/arm high/6″ hold/downward dog/honeymooner/6″ hold, jumping lunge x 20 (crowd pleaser), Rosalita x 25, wide arm merkin x 10/6″ hold/mountain climber x 25
Mosey to the retaining wall for 9’s. (burpees and dips).
Mosey to the front of HT, line up and lung walk/squat the distance of the parking spaces.
Indian run through the parking lot. Last man drops and does 3 merkins before running to the front.

MARY/OTHER:
Freddie Merc x 25, Pretzel crunch x 25, Hello Dolly x 25.
The Infamous Airborne Hip Abductor routine.
Body Destroyer for 60s

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Damn to Damn Bar in Feburary, Fish sticks/Slap Shot cryptic CSAUP in 2 weeks. All we know is that it’s 4 man teams and it’s at TCES on a Saturday (read your newsletter)

COT:
Prayers for Huffy’s mother (illness), Change Order’s daughter (wisdom teeth). Praise for Cyclops wife celebrating a birthday!

It was a privilege to lead the men today on the 1st Golden Corral workout for 2024. Thirty degree, dry air never felt so good! If you don’t post in the winter time, you are really missing out. Slow Jams announced that the shovel flag will be passed next week so be on the lookout for that. GC is my regular stop on Tuesdays and I’ve enjoyed spending time with him. He was a steady, entertaining presence every week, and did a fine job as site Q. Smuggler was also with us today as he continues his comeback. Keep it going brother! Here’s to another year of F3 at The Fort!

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Just Keep Posting

WARMUP: Imperial Walker, HB Walker, SSH, Windmill, MNC
THE THANG:
11’s. Merkins, run 50 yards, flying squirrels

Partner Dora

Timer 75 yards run out and back

200 bench step ups
100 Erkins
125 Squats
50 Derkins
100 Calf Raises

Other Thang: 10 wall climbs

Mounting Climbers , slalom run , Big Boy Situps, run back, rinse repeat
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens Shelter, CSAUP, D2D bar run
COT: Closed in prayer

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