Elite 8

WARMUP: mosey to Grace presby with various exercises including burpees sprinkled in to honor the site q
THE THANG: 7 rounds of 7 and 23’s – burpees and LBC’s or squats depending on proximity to the dumpster. After comments and chatter about oderiferous emanations we moseyed to the office park for 5 rounds of 10-10-10-5: squats, flutters, hand release merkins and burpees.

Mosey at 0557 to COT for a 0600 arrival

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: YHTBT
COT:5th core principle

Thanks for the callout, Slapshot. Always an honor to lead.

Gratefully,
Cyclops

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move the chains

WARMUP: mosey around the AO where we did high knees, butt kickers, toy soldiers, windmills
THE THANG: move a giant chain from one end of football practice field to the other. 8 links ~500lbs
Then 100 yard jogs / sprints intervals until time.
MARY: did some V ups for the last few seconds.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: greatful for the opportunity to lead. Prayers for marriages.

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4th of July Convergence

1776 Workout
50 Burpees
100 SSHs
100 Merkins
Run Lap
100 Squats
100 LBCs
100 Mountain Climbers
Run Lap
100 Carolina Dry Docks
100 Lunges
100 Flutters
Run Lap
100 Seal Jacks
100 Squat Jumps
100 America Hammers
Run Lap
100 Plank Jacks
100 Monkey Humpers
100 Dips
Run Lap
100 Hello Dollies
100 Overhead Claps
100 yard Bear Crawl
Run Lap
26 Burpees
Run Lap

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Kettlebell Tabata

WARMUP:

SSH
Imperial Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Low slow Squat
Moroccan Night Clubs
Shoulder Taps

THE THANG: go to 3 different areas (repeat twice-ish) for Tabata Kettlebell workout. Do as a group.

Mumblechatter was strong with drawing penne’s during financial review mtgs, 14th amendment, number of Sugarbug’s kids, and YHC not knowing the difference between the imperial and hillbilly walker

Area 1:
Swings
Curls
Flutter w/ Bell high
Single arm Deadlift
Shoulder Press

Area 2:
Turkish Get-Ups
Goblet Squats
Triceps
American Hammers
KB merkins

Area 3:
Deck Squats
Rows
Calf Raises
Side Lunges
Chest press on your 6

COT: prayers for Cohiba’s family travel, patience, wisdom, trusting God

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Everything BUT The Kitchen Sink

WARMUP: Mosey through the parking lot with intermittent stopping for bear crawl, burpees, SSH, Merkins and crab walks
THE THANG: Every PAX grab 1 coupon to be your partner for the workout. Now, load up all the additional gear (Kettle Bells, Sand Bags, Rucks, Jerry Cans, Medicine Balls, Plate Carrier) and move it to the lot on the right side of the school. There is a penalty applied. Every time you set a weight down or hand it to someone else, everyone does 3 squats.
With your personal coupon:
10 Man Makers
20 Overhead Presses
30 Squats
Now, load up all the gear again and move it to the parking lot on the other side of the school. Same penalty applies, every time you set a weight down or hand it to someone else, everyone does 3 squats.
With your personal coupon:
40 4ct Flutter Kicks w/ Press
50 Curls
Now, grab all the gear and move it around the big loop on the outside of the field with the same penalty.
MARY: Throughout and a bit at the finish.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Happy Hour always looking for Hive Q’s. Full scale Shieldlock throw-down at Varsity this Friday…be prepared. Bethel Men’s Shelter assistance, Independence Day Convergence, Stuff The Bus, HIM Camp.
COT: Indeed. 5th Core Principle.

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Chugging $1 beers downtown

WARMUP: mossy to parking lot across from Little Caesars. 10 windmills, 15 SSH, 15 LSS, 10 merkins. Since Bobber missed half of the warm up, we rinsed and repeated for him.

THE THANG: mossy to the first bar – Pint Shop – for some bar chugging pain. 5 rounds to complete a 1/4 of the Murph (5 pull-ups 10 merkins 15 squats). Run to Emmits, 1 round of 3 exercises (these 3 were repeated at all stops but with different number of rounds – 10 merkins, 15 squats, 20 LBCs). Missy to Armor artis for 2 rounds, mossy to Illumination for 1 round (3 rounds were called but due to high volume of mumble chatter reduced to 1 to avoid cops), mossy to Flower Bar for 2 rounds, lunge walk to FM eatery for 1 round, lunge walk to Hobos for 1 round. Run to intersection with 160 and do 5 burpees then run back to Emmits for 5 burpees. Rinse and repeat one more time then mossy to COT

We all enjoyed the beer chugging pain at each of the drinking holes in downtown. We even discussed opening up a college bar servig $1 beers in plastic cups as this would be a real $$$$ maker.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers for patience and healing for those sick

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13 Light Polls

WARMUP: Minimal as per usual at Sweep The Leg. Mosey to Legacy Health. SSH, Peach Pickers, Hillbillies, and toy soldiers.
THE THANG: Mosey to back of Good Hill Middle / 25 Merkins, 25 LBC’s 25 Monkey Humpers. Mosey to hill behind schools bball court. 13 light polls. Run to 3rd so 7 big boys, run back 2 and do 7 merkins. Rinse and repeat until u hit the top. Run back to COT right at 6am.
MARY: no time.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s shelter, July 4th convergence.
COT: prayers for patience, 2.0’s, M’s, Lyla.

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Bitcoin’s Board of Bpainful Burpees

WARMUP:
5 Bootcampers and 3 Runners got better with bootcamp routine below.

Mosey around the parking lot to warm-o-rama that includes,
SSH
Windmills
Tunnel Touches/produce pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers

Mosey to the bigger parking lot, for,
Lunge Walk
Toy Soldiers
Butt Kickers
High Knees

THE THANG:
Then head to the Board of pain for 5, 10 and 15, at four lamp posts followed by incremental burpees,
Merkins
Shoulder Taps
CDD
Mountain Climbers

Low Slow Squats
Calf Raises
Lunges
Monkey Humpers

LBCs
Freddie Mercury
Box Cutter
Flutter

Scramble to get back to Shovel Flag for CoT.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the Newsletter, Lunch in Uptown, Hanging with Stang

COT: Prayers for families and traveling PAX

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