Blue tutus and twister

WARMUP: stretch and watch twister take pix of all the ladies in tutus.
THE THANG: 2 ruckers. Run to whiteville park then heat to Wally World so twister can take a poop 💩. I peed since we were there. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Run to golf course and head down Williams rd. Up the big fricken hill and over to the police station. Head back to COT.
MARY: nada
ANNOUNCEMENTS: a few things.
COT: prayers

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4th of July Convergence

1776 Workout
50 Burpees
100 SSHs
100 Merkins
Run Lap
100 Squats
100 LBCs
100 Mountain Climbers
Run Lap
100 Carolina Dry Docks
100 Lunges
100 Flutters
Run Lap
100 Seal Jacks
100 Squat Jumps
100 America Hammers
Run Lap
100 Plank Jacks
100 Monkey Humpers
100 Dips
Run Lap
100 Hello Dollies
100 Overhead Claps
100 yard Bear Crawl
Run Lap
26 Burpees
Run Lap

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KABOOM at Colosseum

WARMUP: Disclaimer only
THE THANG: 1776 reps of pain plus some running
COT: On this birthday of our country we added FNG Tang to our pax, EH’d by Mark Twain. Welcome brother! We sweat like crazy in the Gloom and let the familiar soreness settle in as the fireworks lit up the sky to honor our forefathers and our fellow Americans. Grateful to have been born in the USA and to share this life with my F3 brothers. May we stay United and foster Unity with those we meet each time we leave COT and enter the world around us. God Bless America!

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Run

Planned route – loops around Kingsley business park. Alternate, slow lap, fast lap. Some ventured in the woods for some trails and others carried heavy things on their back. All broke a sweat and got better.

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Kettle Bell Board of Pain

WARMUP: Dynamic exercises

THE THANG: Board of Pain
+ Sprints
– 15 Deadlifts
– 10 Curl to presses
– 20 Tactical lunges
– 10 bent row per side

+ Sprints
– 20 halos clockwise
– 20 hula hoops clockwise
– 20 halos cc
– 20 hula hoops cc

+ Sprints
– 20 Swings
– 20 Bent row (both arms)
– 20 Upright rows
– 20 Goblet Squats

The pax got through 2.5 revolutions of the BOP. We discussed facing Adversity and the perils our colonies faced—certain death—in declaring our independence. Face Adversity with strong character and virtue.

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Spiderman Loop, without all the Spiderman crap

WARMUP: Pledge of Allegiance
THE THANG: Spiderman Loop. Up Main, right on Tom Hall, right at Town Hall, right at top of hill at LOom. Stop at Town Hall to max Merkins, stop at Print Shop for 10 Pull Ups.
MARY: None that I can remember
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Click Bait has something awesome going on the weekend of August 11.
COT: Prayers for healing.

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Great Job Kermit

Kermit led
Disclaimer
Mosey to Pharmacy parking lot
10 Windmills IC
10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
10 LSS IC
Al Gore with 10 MNC IC
10 Shoulder Taps IC
10 Merkins IC
Toy Soldier across parking lot

THE THANG:
Mosey to business parking lot.
Lunge Walk hang way to Hobos (dumpster)
Burpee Broad Jump to Hobos back yard.

Hand off to the New Site Q!

Mosey to St John’s UMC
25 merkins
25 Big Boys
25 Sumo Squats

Mosey to Print Shop / Break into teams of 3 except my group of 4 which was a sizable advantage.

As a team
100 pull ups
200 LBC’s
300 Monkey Humpers

Mosey to Springs Global back lot.
Wall Sits while passing coupon from one end to the other. Last Him bear crawls to front of line. Rinse and repeated several times.

Mosey to COT.

MARY: 4 minutes of PAX led ABB work in the rain.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4th of July Convergence. Berthel Men’s Shelter
COT: prayers for Kermits former partner Officer Grier and family. Poppins 2.0

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