Crawl-Climb-Conquer

WARMUP: 100 SSH
THE THANG:

5 cones spaced ~15 yards apart
Bear crawl from cone to cone
Perform cumulative exercises at each cone:
Cone 1: squats – 10
Cone 2: humpers – 20 IC
Cone 3: CDD – 15
Cone 4: LBCS – 15 IC
Cone 5: Hand-Release Merkins – 10
Forward and reverse ladder format

Took a lap to the apartments and back

Round 2

Lunge walk – MOD

Cone 1: Carolina Dry Docks – 10
Cone 2: Shoulder Taps – 10
Cone 3: Squats – 10
Cone 4: Crab Cakes – 10
Cone 5: Hand-Release Merkins – 10

took lap

Round 3

MOD – Burpee bear crawl

5 reps this time
CDD
Big Boys
LBCs
Shoulder taps
HR merkins

MARY: couple- bacon learned how to count
ANNOUNCEMENTS: trout 2 trout, hog & coyote
COT: Luka, Matteo mental health

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1 mile and no smiles

WARMUP: WINDMILLS/IW/HW/PICKERS/PLANK STRETCHING
THE THANG:
The Thang – Stairway Grinder:
6 Rounds – Ruck on for this half

Ruck to top of Amphitheater and then back down
At the bottom of each round, perform cumulative exercises:

Step-Ups – 20 total
Ruck Upright Rows – 15
Sandbag Front Squats – 15
Ruck Curls – 15
Overhead Ruck Press – 15
Sandbag toss – 5 per side

Round 2 Slick

HR Merkins – 5
Big Boys – 10
LBCS- 15
Humpers- 20
Flutters – 25

MARY: 2 rounds of a bench Webb with step ups and Bulgarian SS, then we took a lap to get to 1mi.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: mental health

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Berkshire Loop

WARMUP: None – Not @ STL
THE THANG: Nine HIMs showed up ready to put in work for a Baxter-to-Berkshire loop beatdown. We took off on foot for the Berkshire loop, stopping at every stop sign to drop:
• 5 Jump Squats
• 5 Regular Squats
• 15 Merkins

:vertical_traffic_light:Those stop signs added up fast — and so did the burn.

We completed 3 total loops. The final lap brought a twist for YHC who called an audible and cut the reps to squeeze in that last lap. Strong move for max mileage but serval PAX got them in.

:straight_ruler: Distance: Just shy of 4 miles
:fire: Legs were smoked. Chests were tight. Spirits were high.
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortose & The Hare, Bethal Men’s,
COT: Sasquatch & Spector’s Anniversary

Message of the Day
:clock4: Today is National Leave the Office Early Day.

It’s a great reminder that time is something we don’t get back.
That’s why I try to stay focused during the day—avoiding distractions like social media or unnecessary tasks—so I can truly disconnect and spend time with my family in the evenings.

I work out early in the morning before the day starts, not just for the routine, but so my evenings are open and intentional.

If we manage our time wisely during the workday, we create space for what matters most after it.
Work hard. Be efficient. And make sure your time reflects your priorities.

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Running with scissors

WARMUP: listening to Twister talk
THE THANG: running and listening to Twister talk
MARY: was listening to Twister talk
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes, official (corporate was present)
COT: yes, pre and post

Welcome FNG, Shaqaroni

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Loops of Clebourne

Minnow Pond is one of the premier AOs in the Fort. Thanks to NASA for his leadership. YHC was honored to Q the workout and bring some pain to start the day. In addition, I wanted to bring a heartfelt message to the men as I am grateful to be their brother.

WARMUP:

No warmup. Pledge then 5 burpees
THE THANG:

Run Clebourne loops with 5 stops. Remove a stop for each loop the start over again when 5 loops have been completed.

Stop 1 – 5 burpees
Stop 2 – 10 merkins
Stop 3 – 15 Monkey Humpers
Stop 4 – 20 dips
Stop 5 – 25 Big boys

COT:

Strong COT this AM! Prayers and praises all around.

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Music and Merkins

45 minutes of music.

A “base” exercise with another exercise when a key word or phrase is said.

1. Running up the hill mountain climbers until you hear the word running. Then you’d run up a hill.
2. Voodoo Child- calf raises until “mountain then 3 jump squats.
3. That Energy- BBS until “that energy “ then 8 flutter kicks
4. Eye of the Tiger- Squat Punch until “Tiger” then run a lap
5. Why do we fall- Burpees the entire song
6. Kingdom- Hammers until “Kingdom” 10 toe touches
7. Phenomenal- 1st verse plank then HR Merkins on None. 2nd verse wall sit then squats 3rd verse Superman/banana.
8. Like a prayer- squats until prayer.. then 5 knee-tar-jas
9. Diamond Eyes- shoulder taps them 25 LBCS on “boom”
10. Danger Zone- run until “danger zone” then 3 burpees
11. Everyday I’m hustling- lunge walk until hustlin then do high knees
12. Thinking about me- Imperal walkers until Thinking then Catalina wine mixers.

Ended right at 6:00

It was fast but fun.

Thanks to all who endulged my stupidity.

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Beautiful morning for Burpacides and 4 Corners

WARMUP: SSH / Windmills / Moroccan Night Clubs / Low Slow Squats / Cherry Pickers / Merkins
THE THANG: Mosey around the shops and avoid delivery trucks. Had to the lot behind the theater and start burpacides. The burpacides were ascending and descending on 8 parking lines with a burpee at each from 1 to 8 and back to 1. Then a nice long mosey about 40 yards to start 4 corners.
Corner 1: 20 V-Sits then bear crawl to
Corner 2: 20 Freddy Mercury’s on a 4 count then lunge to
Corner 3: 20 Pickle Pounders then crab walk to
Corner 4: 20 Plank Jacks then lunge back to corner 1.
Indian run back to the start.
MARY: 8 rounds of Capitan Thors 1 BBS and 4 American Hammers. PAX saved by the bell.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Greyhounds could not be slowed with extra reps

23 at <#C02PN3FTFJP> this morning. The plan, 1/2 mile loops with 4 pain stations.

Pain Station 1 – 5 burpee bomb jacks, each lap first 15 pax added 2 reps (leaders did 15 reps on their final lap)

Pain Station 2 – 5 plank jacks on elbows and 5 Freddies (2 sets)

Pain Station 3 – Parking lot merkins, +1 merkin at each parking slot line, bear crawl to next line( 15 total)

Pant Station 4 – Squats and lunges (10 reps each)

Back to station 1

Total mileage was around 3.5.

Great work everyone!

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