The MURPH

WARMUP: Only if you showed up early.
THE THANG: The MURPH (in honor of Lt. Michael P. Murphy)
Run 1 Mile
100 Pull Ups
200 Push Ups
300 Squats
Run 1 Mile
MARY: Yes – Led by those that finished with time to spare.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Shieldlock challenge and various other happenings found in your weekly newsletter.
COT: It happened and was important for the 16 of us in that B.O.M.

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Ab Destruction

WARMUP: SSH, Slow Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Morrocan Nightclubs
THE THANG: We toured the campus of Springfield Middle and Elementary schools stopping 5 times for Ab Destruction.

Big Boy w/Twist
Toe Taps
Reverse Crunch
Mountain Climbers
Plank Toe Taps
Each exercise was done 20× at each stop for a total of 500 reps.
MARY: Was alot of stretching/Broga

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Skeet shoot and Bourbon tasting was mentioed
COT: We had an FNG that we named RollOff. …we said our prayers and Praises and I took them out with a prayer.

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Hill climber light post beat down

WARMUP: 10 SSH, 10 Cherry Pickers, 10 imperial walkers
THE THANG: Started with a mosey to WEP where we did a light post workout on the hill behind the amphitheater. The totals from the work out were 50 burpee’s, 80 Lunges, 90 HR Merkins, 80, Squats 50 LBC’s
After this we moseyed over to the playground for a Dora workout with a partner with 50 pull ups, 100 Merkins, 200 big boys. Total run distance was 1.6 miles
MARY: 3 minutes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: news letters
COT:Corporate

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Negative Splits

WARMUP: Nay
THE THANG: Half mile segments, targeting negative splits from 8:45 down 15 seconds per segment to 7:30. 3 min pain stations between segments:

SSH
IW
MNC

Peter Parker
Parker Peter
Bombjacks
Burpees

Squats
Monkey Humpers
HB Squats

Freddy’s
Box Cutter
Grave Digger

Merkins
CDD
Werkins
Mountain Climbers

MARY:
Hammers
Boat/Canoe
Protractor
Rosalita
Hello Dolly
Body Destroyer

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read your newsletter

COT:
Prayers for Kielbasa’s Son & Anchorman’s Daughter

Honor to Serve

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Surprise! Lights Special

WARMUP: Mosey to blue benches, Side Straddle Hops, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Cherry Pickers, Honey Mooner, and Downward Dog
THE THANG: 11s = Starting with Dips on the blue benches and ran down the sloped hilly driveway to the second light pole to do Merkins. After, mosey back to the parking lot next to COT. Started with 10 Burpees at first light pole, then 20 Shoulder Taps at the second light pole, and Squats at the last light pole with mode of transportation (MOT) for the first round being Lunges and running back to the start. Second Round involved the same exercises at each light pole, but with MOT being Bear Crawls, and final round same exercises at each light pole, but with MOT being Nur.
MARY: Flutters, American Hammers, Hello Dollies, and Big Boy Sit Ups
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Skeet Shooting on November 11, Bourbon Tasting on November 18, Spartan Race on November 19, and Shower Curtain (Fall Risk) having the coat drive.
COT: Patience with Ms and 2.0s giving them the proper attention as a husband and father.

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Scarecrow Crawl

WARMUP:
– SSH / WM / IW
THE THANG:
– mousey a lap around WEP with a few stops to admire the scare crows while doing shoulder taps, LBC, etc.
– actual theme was mosey around the scare crows, starting at the mill stone up to gas station, back down to mill stone, up main street, over to church, up the damn hill, over to print shop, another damn hill to the gun store and back to COT. 5 stops along the way with same set of exercises: 40 squats / 30 plank jacks / 20 American hammers / 10 kraken burpees. Sprinkled a few wall sits, pull ups and dips in along the way.
MARY:
– who is Mary?!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read your newsletter
COT:
– was held

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Butterflies 🦋 & bidets 🚽

WARMUP: broga…I crushed it and didn’t use my sissy yoga mat which I guess is now frowned upon. Who knows but the stretching was wonderful.
THE THANG: short run Dora…about 50 yard run way down in the elementary parking lot. Partner up for 100 diamond merkins, 200 lunges, 300 double count flutters.

Headed over to the hill for 7s. Hand release merkins at the bottom, half way up the hill for CDD. Before we started, YHC asked how to balance servant leadership with frustration with patience with a little bit of perspective.

After 7s we headed to the pull up bars with under 5 min remaining.
– 1 pull-up, dangle for 10 seconds, then
– 2 pull-ups, dangle for 20 seconds, then
– 3 pull-ups, dangle for 30 seconds, then
-4 pull-ups, dangle for 40 seconds…
Body wash won and made it to 4 and 40! He gets to continue being site Q!
MARY: not today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter, Columbia 10 year, trash pick up, men’s shelter
COT: health, anniversary (BD!!), upcoming star course guys

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Hills pay the bills

WARMUP: nah
THE THANG: Mosey towards Gold Hill, since it was 10/3/22 approx every .25 miles we did 3 Kraken Burpees, 10 Mtn climbers and 22 flutters. When we got to Gold Hill we did sprints every other light pole and looped around far end parking lot and around back of school where we I explained next part.,

Hill repeats, 1st trip:

CDD (10) going up and squats (10) going down hill for first trip (every other pole)

Flutters at top and bottom waiting for 6, plus 20/22 extra

2nd trip: Burpees up (3) and Monkey humpers (10) every third pole

Flutters again, mosey back to COT

MARY: burpees instead
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel mens shelter, pints n padres
COT: had to be there

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What Storm?

Seven men decided to brave the storm for some boot and broga at Varsity this morning. Here’s what we did:

WarmUp

  • 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
  • 10 Hillbilly Walkers (IC)
  • 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
  • Mosey to the Front of the School

The Thang

Grab a bench

  • 10 Irkins (IC)
  • 10 Dips (IC)
  • 10 Situps (IC) w/ feet on the bench

Lap around the lot

  • 10 Derkins (IC)
  • 10 Side Tri Rise (IC)
  • 10 American Hammers (IC)

Lap around the lot

  • 10 Merkins (IC)
  • 10 Squats (IC)
  • 10 LBCs (IC)

Mosey to side entrance

  • 10 Diamond Merkins (IC)
  • 10 Steps Ups each leg
  • 10 Flutters (IC)

Mosey back to front entrance

  • 20 minutes of “I’m not a professional” broga

Mosey back to COT

NMM

Thank you for the opportunity to Q, Bodywash. I was pleasantly surprised with the turnout and pretty decent weather. We had some great conversation, a few laughs, and learned that Head Spin is a flexible dude. YHC and Ruby Slippers kept our head’s down out of fear of falling face first onto the pavement, unlike Bodywash how has great balance. Grout continues to crush it, Esso continues to make it look easy, and Tapout continues to have more energy than all others combined.

While standing in the COT today, the wind began to pick up. I couldn’t help but think of God’s presence in that moment. Often in the Old Testament, the Spirit of God is described as “wind” or “breath” (the Hebrew word Ruach). God’s Ruach is the source of life. My prayer for you today is that you will feel His Spirit and will be moved to act accordingly. Stay safe as Ian takes aim on the Carolinas. Focus on your faith and family and find time to enjoy the Ruach as it manifests in your life.

Aye!

Italian Job

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WOD-Kerrie Orozco

WARMUP: mosey and the a quick warmup with windmills, low and slow squats and then a plank hold while I read the story of Kerrie Orozco
THE THANG: Kerrie Orozco- WOD (AMRAP 10-15 rounds)

▪️ 100-m sprint (Down the hill)
▪️ 5 burpees
▪️ 20 LBC
▪️ 15 Merkins
▪️ 100-m sprint (Up the hill)
▪️ 1 Min Dead Hang (switched to overhead holds with Cindy after 30 min)
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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