Miles and smiles with HH

WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2.5 miles of Kingsley to 21 and around to sunbelt, behind Panera and back. Three pain stations tops with squats,
Lunges, and calf raises with the ruck. In addition to our rucks we Passed a 40 pound sandbag
Thanks for brining it Tinsel
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: there is a 12 hour ruck at Kingsley going through the night. Talk to Shady if you want more info.
COT:

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Day of Fun

WARMUP:
– Moroccan Nightclub
– Windmill
– Cherry Picker
– Imperial Walker
THE THANG:
– Circuit – 45sec exercise & 20 sec rest
– Curls or Man Makers
– Merkins
– Plank Jacks
– Leg Lifts
– Mountain Climbers
– Lunges
– Squats
– Box cutters
– Flutter Kicks
– American Hammers
– Big boy situps
– Goblet Squat
– Imperial Walker
– Shoulder Taps
– Jump Rope
– 2 Pain Stations
– Station 1
– Side Straddle Hop
– Donley Kicks
– Penguins
– Station 2
– Merkins
– Plank Jacks
– Shoulder taps
– Qty 5 – 10 -15 -10 – 5
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Read the newsletter
COT:

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V Day – showed lotta love to all the major muscles

WARMUP: yep, lots
THE THANG: four circuits, chest, legs, abs l, cardio, merkins- reg, wide arm and diamond, jump squats, squats, wall squats and 11’s
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: FNG drive
COT:

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Workouts Band Camp Would Call

WARMUP: Mosey to the band parking lot
SSH, imperial walkers, Jimmy Dugan, merkins, calf stretch and runners pose
THE THANG: run to lot by the baseball field and get a partner. Partner 1 runs across the lot and back while partner 2 performs exercises across the lot. Partner 1 picks up where partner 2 got so each round running gets shorter.
Exercises – walking lunge, broad jump burpee and bear crawls

Mosey to hill by football fields for ladder of street lights
1 burpee at bottom of the hill increase 1 each time. 10 monkey humpers at lights. 7 lights total
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: break the dam. Snow or shine
COT: waiting for it to get warmer to post is going to make it worse

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Cold One or 6 on the Weekends

WARMUP: Mosey around Pharmacy and down Tom Hall to St John’s parking lot.
Side straddle hop
Jimmy Dugan
Merkins
Calf stretch
Runners pose
THE THANG:
– Triple nickel on Monroe White
5 Bonnie Blair’s @ confederate
5 burpees @ academy each time you cross
5 bomb jacks at top of hill

– Ab web in Baptist Parking lot
1 big boy and 4 LBCs increase 1 and 4 each set all the way to 5 and 20

– Bear crawl across the parking lot. At the beginning of each parking space, middle and end do 1 Mike Tyson increasing by 1 each time. Finished w 12 reps for a total of 78 Mike Tyson’s

– Mosey back to COT and picked up the ab web at 6 big boys and 24 LBCs all the way to 10 and 40

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Race this Saturday. Happy hour has an extra bib.
COT: prayers for the fart sackers, injured, and safety during this weather.

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Another hill Grandpa

WARMUP: SSH, Cherrys, windmill, hillbilly’s, imperials, lunches, merks
THE THANG: 11’s on the hill of pain, 3 round core burnout workout, Indian run, partner work-3 rounds of stationary exercise with plank timer, wall squats
MARY: sure was
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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I can see for miles and miles

WARMUP: 2 miles for some, some miles for 2
THE THANG: 6+ miles for some 14+ for some
MARY: could not keep up
ANNOUNCEMENTS: sign up for Break the Dam
COT: <@U5Y5JA02G> wrapped it up for us

Followed by drinks at Replay, and breakfast sandwiches for some, 13 for coffeeteria

Wegs marathon miles are cranking up, look out for 6@6 pre-runs coming to an AO near you

looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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What she said

WARMUP:
THE THANG: 10+3 got Hived as I visited the DMZ and gave a KB lesson.
– <@U05RN7GSDLH> , <@U0904HV02BY> , and <@U05K5D10AG6> rucked it out. I believe that most of the world’s problems got solved, but as capitalists, you’ll have to pay to find out the answers.
– <@U03B9G9BXJM> came dressed for a chilly golf outing, complete with puffy jacket. Guys gave him a lot of crap, but they don’t have sensitive nipples, so they don’t get it.
– <@UGU3XR5RP> was in typical form. That means it was a non-stop stream of working hard at both the exercises and giving me a hard time.
– <@U087NCUTMPT> has HCed to bringing an additional 50 lb KB to the Hive from now on for those who are interested. So… no one.
– <@U19FA0Q8Z> is a grown-ass man. NOT a grown ass-man. Hyphens matter.
– <@UGYDCTRST> gave me a normal fist bump at the end, and after checking his temp (rectally, of course) to make sure he wasn’t ill, he recognized where he went off the rails and gave me the normal Slash treatment.
– <@U5DBBKTE0> was the standard and helped us with our form. That was the focus this morning, doing the right things the right way. When that’s the theme, he’s the go to.
– <@U0A25GTDDEJ> has his foot on the accelerator. But he’s not redlining yet. He wins the Helmet award for my favorite guy that had his VQ this week at Ring of Badgers (Fire).
– <@U06P97NSX17> was the sole representative from the Gaggle of Degenerates. Especially since the King of the Degenerates (<@USBP08L1G>) was occupied elsewhere.
– <@U5DKASDQU> was the WarDaddy today (see previous bullet as to why). On a side note, his new retirement gig is developing lesson plans for a new Minnesota Quality Learing Center franchise he’s opening on the WestSide.

This report is true and is able to be copied and pasted into the /slackblast by any man who wants those stats bumped up.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Crows Nest was A Virgin

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 20 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Moroccan NC – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Quick mosey around parking lot
Cheese Shredder

Thang 1:
Set 4 corners ~ Stay together with the HIMs in your corner throughout the exercises and mosey between each corner. 2 Rounds

Cone 1 – 15 Burpees
Cone 2 – 15 Squats
Cone 3 – 15 Carolina Dry Docks
Cone 4 – 15 Jump Squats

Thang 2:
Four Light Poles ~ Mosey between light poles. 3 Rounds.

Light Pole 1 – 10 Merkins
Light Pole 2 – 20 LBCs
Light Pole 3 – 30 Lunges Total
Light Pole 4 – 40 Mountain Climbers Total

Thang 3:
Eleven’s
Mosey up and down.
At bottom: Diamond Merkins
At top: Big Boy Sit-Ups

Mary:
American Hammers – 15 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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