WARMUP: yep, lots
THE THANG: four circuits, chest, legs, abs l, cardio, merkins- reg, wide arm and diamond, jump squats, squats, wall squats and 11’s
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: FNG drive
COT:
WARMUP: Mosey to the band parking lot
SSH, imperial walkers, Jimmy Dugan, merkins, calf stretch and runners pose
THE THANG: run to lot by the baseball field and get a partner. Partner 1 runs across the lot and back while partner 2 performs exercises across the lot. Partner 1 picks up where partner 2 got so each round running gets shorter.
Exercises – walking lunge, broad jump burpee and bear crawls
Mosey to hill by football fields for ladder of street lights
1 burpee at bottom of the hill increase 1 each time. 10 monkey humpers at lights. 7 lights total
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: break the dam. Snow or shine
COT: waiting for it to get warmer to post is going to make it worse
WARMUP: Mosey around Pharmacy and down Tom Hall to St John’s parking lot.
Side straddle hop
Jimmy Dugan
Merkins
Calf stretch
Runners pose
THE THANG:
– Triple nickel on Monroe White
5 Bonnie Blair’s @ confederate
5 burpees @ academy each time you cross
5 bomb jacks at top of hill
– Ab web in Baptist Parking lot
1 big boy and 4 LBCs increase 1 and 4 each set all the way to 5 and 20
– Bear crawl across the parking lot. At the beginning of each parking space, middle and end do 1 Mike Tyson increasing by 1 each time. Finished w 12 reps for a total of 78 Mike Tyson’s
– Mosey back to COT and picked up the ab web at 6 big boys and 24 LBCs all the way to 10 and 40
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Race this Saturday. Happy hour has an extra bib.
COT: prayers for the fart sackers, injured, and safety during this weather.
WARMUP: SSH, Cherrys, windmill, hillbilly’s, imperials, lunches, merks
THE THANG: 11’s on the hill of pain, 3 round core burnout workout, Indian run, partner work-3 rounds of stationary exercise with plank timer, wall squats
MARY: sure was
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP: 2 miles for some, some miles for 2
THE THANG: 6+ miles for some 14+ for some
MARY: could not keep up
ANNOUNCEMENTS: sign up for Break the Dam
COT: <@U5Y5JA02G> wrapped it up for us
Followed by drinks at Replay, and breakfast sandwiches for some, 13 for coffeeteria
Wegs marathon miles are cranking up, look out for 6@6 pre-runs coming to an AO near you
looks like we made it,
Barry Manilow
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 10+3 got Hived as I visited the DMZ and gave a KB lesson.
– <@U05RN7GSDLH> , <@U0904HV02BY> , and <@U05K5D10AG6> rucked it out. I believe that most of the world’s problems got solved, but as capitalists, you’ll have to pay to find out the answers.
– <@U03B9G9BXJM> came dressed for a chilly golf outing, complete with puffy jacket. Guys gave him a lot of crap, but they don’t have sensitive nipples, so they don’t get it.
– <@UGU3XR5RP> was in typical form. That means it was a non-stop stream of working hard at both the exercises and giving me a hard time.
– <@U087NCUTMPT> has HCed to bringing an additional 50 lb KB to the Hive from now on for those who are interested. So… no one.
– <@U19FA0Q8Z> is a grown-ass man. NOT a grown ass-man. Hyphens matter.
– <@UGYDCTRST> gave me a normal fist bump at the end, and after checking his temp (rectally, of course) to make sure he wasn’t ill, he recognized where he went off the rails and gave me the normal Slash treatment.
– <@U5DBBKTE0> was the standard and helped us with our form. That was the focus this morning, doing the right things the right way. When that’s the theme, he’s the go to.
– <@U0A25GTDDEJ> has his foot on the accelerator. But he’s not redlining yet. He wins the Helmet award for my favorite guy that had his VQ this week at Ring of Badgers (Fire).
– <@U06P97NSX17> was the sole representative from the Gaggle of Degenerates. Especially since the King of the Degenerates (<@USBP08L1G>) was occupied elsewhere.
– <@U5DKASDQU> was the WarDaddy today (see previous bullet as to why). On a side note, his new retirement gig is developing lesson plans for a new Minnesota Quality Learing Center franchise he’s opening on the WestSide.
This report is true and is able to be copied and pasted into the /slackblast by any man who wants those stats bumped up.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 20 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Moroccan NC – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Quick mosey around parking lot
Cheese Shredder
Thang 1:
Set 4 corners ~ Stay together with the HIMs in your corner throughout the exercises and mosey between each corner. 2 Rounds
Cone 1 – 15 Burpees
Cone 2 – 15 Squats
Cone 3 – 15 Carolina Dry Docks
Cone 4 – 15 Jump Squats
Thang 2:
Four Light Poles ~ Mosey between light poles. 3 Rounds.
Light Pole 1 – 10 Merkins
Light Pole 2 – 20 LBCs
Light Pole 3 – 30 Lunges Total
Light Pole 4 – 40 Mountain Climbers Total
Thang 3:
Eleven’s
Mosey up and down.
At bottom: Diamond Merkins
At top: Big Boy Sit-Ups
Mary:
American Hammers – 15 IC
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises
WARMUP: yes
THE THANG:
First set:
5 rounds:
Single arm 3 cleans, 3 overhead press, 3 front rack squat in one complex. Switch arms. Suitcase carry between each round. Repeat 5x
Second set:
Partner up at bottom of hill. P1 does 50 double bell swings. P2 runs to top of hill and back. Repeat 3x. 150 total swings per partner.
Third set:
10 min EMOM. 5 man makers, add 1 rep every 2 mins. (This part was terrible)
Finished with some Mary.
MARY: 8 mins around the horn, finished with 10 burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: yes
WARMUP: motivator, IW, CP, WM.
THE THANG: Appetizer The-Violator to one end, Cocaine-Bear-crawl back.
Thang#1: 1st hill Dora: 1 pax jogs down, Nur Back to switch
• 50 Fisherman’s Calf Raises each
• 100 Merkins
• 200 Flutters
• 200 raise the roofs
#2: clockwork inverted Rows – TRX
1 pax Draws a card (five-K) -# = reps on TRX while everyone else follows a menu board AMRAP
Rest of pax does this….
Clubs: J-Q Seal Jacks,
9-10-SSH,
7-8-Smurf-Jacks,
5-6-Bomb-Jacks
Spades:
J-Q-LBC’s,
9-10-Gas-Pumpers,
7-8-Big-Boiz
5-6-hello ladies
Hearts:
J-Q-Flying Squirrels,
9-10–Burpees
7-8-Kraken Burpees,
5-6-Calimari/Krakens
Diamonds:
J-Q-good a.m.,
9-10 – calf raises,
7-8– Lt. Dan,
5-6-Lt. Dan-Ono
MARY: w/in Weinke
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter, Bethel
COT: prayers lifted for safe travels, patience and presence with family, coping with aging loved ones.
WARMUP: The usual
THE THANG: DH-type-stuff
MARY: worked into Thang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter & upcoming changes
COT: Lauren Hope Styles (sp?) – 21 RIP, Prayers for Geronimo & family. Reading from Ezekiel centered around helping others find their purpose