WARMUP: Mountain climbers, Imperial walkers, Arm circles. Brief mozy around the parking lot.
THE THANG: All Pax grab their kettlebell and form a line on the same pavement seam at COT. Left arm touching the person next to them’s shoulder for spacing. Everyone then leaves their kettlebell at their feet and makes the same line to the right of all kettlebells while assuming the plank position. Pax at the end passes the first bell to the person on their right who then passes it on to the next, etc. After passing the bell, each pax side-planks to their left to receive the next kettlebell. Rinse and repeat until all kettlebells have been passed through the line. Once completed, Pax on the right repeats and passes the bells to their left until all have been passed through the line.
Pax then moved to the base of the hill and faces the small roundabout equally-ish spaced around the circle, placing their kettlebell at their feet. Each Pax does 8 reps of one exercise using their own bell then side planks to their right to the next bell for the same exercise. Rinse and repeat until returning back to their own kettlebell. (56 total reps). Exercises were flutter with press, swings, upright rows, triceps. Mode of transportation alternated each lap between side planks and lunges.
Mozy to the bottom of the hill. There were five cones placed going up the hill with the final cone being at the top. Pax would run to the first cone and back to the previous where they grab their kettlebell and returned to the first cone. At each cone there is a single exercise written on it. Pax complete the exercise (20 reps) then rinse and repeat the process to get to the next cone and up the hill. Exercises were “from the ground up” and included kettlebell merkins, calf raises, squats, shoulder presses, and halos.
What goes up must come down so we repeated the process to get back to the start.
With a few minutes left, we returned to the circle for a lap of biceps curls and side planks before returning to COT.
MARY: Nada.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: T-Day Convergence, holiday party, newsletter.
COT: Family, holiday stress, enjoying every moment and being thankful for what we have.
Tag: JWOW
Webbs and Swings
- QIC: Poppins
- When: 11/18/2025
- Pax: Chiclets, Cubbie, Farmers Only, fishstix, HarryCarry, JWOW, Kermit, Maximus, Poppins, Shady, Warning Track
- Posted In: Block Party
WARMUP: SSH/MERKINS/peter Parkers/mountain climbers
THE THANG:
Jack Webb at the print shop- pull-ups / merkins up to 6/24
Ran to top of hill at Withers and Watson- stopped to bear crawl through field. Once we got to intersection Lunge walk to parking lot entrance, perform 20 burpees, run down to stop sign, 15 burpees, then run to next stop sign 10 burpees. Bear crawl to parking lot entrance, run back to stop sign for 5 burpees, run back top of hill at. Watson lunge walk to parking lot entrance and start over with X’s and O’s 20,15,10,5
Last round was squats
Mosey back to COT
MARY: YEP
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Operation love, thanksgiving convergence, Christmas party, read your newsletter
COT: yes
Spicy Meatball
- QIC: JWOW
- When: 11/17/2025
- Pax: Backdraft, Bam Bam, Boogie Nights, Cheddah, Cubbie, Dojo, Fusion, JWOW
- Posted In: The Armory
It was a cold balmy morning in the fort, but the heat from the bell sparks :firecracker: kept us warm.
Warmup and then The Thang:
Murder Bunny to every parking spot line followed by 5 LB Swings.
Lunge to every parking spot line followed by 10 snatches.
Other core exercises were thrown in as an active rest.
Jwow
Lessons, Learnings and Mahktar Ndiayes
- QIC: Cyclops
- When: 11/14/2025
- Pax: Assassin, Barry Manilow, Cherry Pie, Cyclops, JWOW, oldbay, Peach Stand, Pusher, Short Sale
- Posted In: Slow Burn
WARMUP: Mosey to behind Empire for COP with various exercises in cadence including; SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers and a question answered incorrectly by the PAX. Therefore…..5 burpees OYO.
THE THANG: 3 lessons – 3 stations
Lesson 1 – The examined life is the one most worth living. We don’t learn from our experiences. We learn by reflecting on our experiences, then hopefully applying the learning in a positive way lest we repeat failure.
Lesson 2 – Mosey to the corner of Lowe’s: Today’s habits are tomorrow’s influence. Our “ordinary” is what others see. Our children and those we influence will emulate us. Why? They learn by watching us. And more are watching than we realize. More on that in lesson 3
11’s were called (month of November) – Hand-release merkins on one side and Makhtar Ndiayes on the other. Barry Manilow was highly pleased. PAX did this exercise together at three different points behind Lowe’s until the mulch piles were reached.
Lesson 3 – 2.8 – We influence an average of 2.8 people per day. In our lifetimes – it adds up to between 10,000 and 80,000 people. Our ripple effect matters – how are you cascading your influence? 3 series of 8 flying squirrels and 2 super slow burn squats with modes of transport varying between lunge walks and jogs.
A mosey to the grassy area near COT for Knee-tar Ndiayes and monkey humpers.
A mosey to behind Chik Fil A where we took geometry class by doing protractors, hello dolly’s and rosalitas depending on the angle.
A mosey back down the hill to COT and, according to Barry Manilow – it looked like we made it.
MARY: No time – open to all men.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Of course
COT: Will always be the 5th core principle
PAX were challenged to be a stone in someone’s life. At an age range of 47-58, there is insight to be shared and others will benefit. Being that somebody by serving in this capacity is taking one meaningful step toward leaving our world better than we found it.
The lessons shared served as a reminder to the importance of the roles we serve in our homes and communities. They learn by watching us. Always.
Thanks for the call, Peach Stand.
Honored,
Cyclops
4 corners and a Cake
WARMUP:
Handful of exercises to loosen up
THE THANG:
4 corners of exercises with 20 as rep number
5 exercises at each corner 3 rounds each with lap between rounds
MARY:
Flutters, Hello Dollys, big boys
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read newsletter
Christmas party
COT:
Praying for Men to lead their families well
Mariachi Band Tryouts
WARMUP:
SSH
Windmill
Cherry Pickers
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Peter Parker’s
Broga
THE THANG:
Motivators
Mucho Chesto – 10X run around WEP, repeat
Standard Merkins, Wide arm, diamond, Left offset, Right offset
Relay race – as teams race, other members hold plank position. Loser does 3 Kraken burpees, winner 3 standard burpees. We did this 3X, last time MOT was bear crawl.
Rock carry DORA – partner up. Partner 1 starts walking around WEP with heavy rock. Partner 2 does 10x curls, OH press, goblet squats. 2 runs to 1, switch rocks and switch exercises. Go back to Amphitheater.
Hardest 1/8 mile – burpee board jumps, bear crawl, lunge walk, run
Bag Bear Crawl Bonanza
It was a balmy morning at The Kitchen Sink but don’t worry, we warmed up quickly. A quick warmup and we were off.
Thang:
Round 1: Light Pole bag toss every two light poles with 10 merkins, 10 squats, 10
LBCs. Leave your bag and run back to the starting point. Rinse and repeat any every second light pole.
Round 2: Lunge with sandbag every two light poles with 10 CDDs, 10 Flutters, 10 calf raises. Bear crawls back 1 light pole and walk back to your bag. Rinse and repeat every two light poles.
Back to COT for prayers and praises.
JWow
Laps of Pain
- QIC: JWOW
- When: 11/11/2025
- Pax: Halfback (GB), JWOW, Pollo Hermano
- Posted In: colosseum
It was a brisk morning in The Fort. The temps were cold but the mumble chatter was fire.:fire: Quick mosey and a warmup.
Thang:
Laps of pain..Escalating latter with a lap around the track after each set.
30 Squats
25 Flutters
20 CDDs (CCDs)
15 Mtn. Climbers
10 Merkins
5 Burpees
Jack Web with Stepups and Dips.
Back to COT for prayers and praises plus a locked car.
JWow
Cuomo And Stang Board Games At The Fort
- QIC: Stang, Cuomo
- When: 11/01/2025
- Pax: Band Camp, Casey Kasem, Crash (F3 Denver South), cuomo, Double D, HarryCarry, JWOW, SouptoNuts, Stang
- Posted In: The Fort
WARMUP: Run Around WEP stop at every swing and do 10 SSH
THE THANG: Cuomo Had A Board and I Had A Board. Mine Was Better Only Because It Had Mac Tar Dyes Involved
MARY: Some In Cadence Which Pax Thought I Couldn’t Do
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read Your Newsletter
COT:
It’s about community
- QIC: Double D, Warning Track
- When: 11/08/2025
- Pax: Casey Kasem, Cyclops, Deep Dish, Dojo, Double D, Farmers Only, fishstix, HarryCarry, Headspin, Jekyll, JWOW, Pauly D, RollOff, Shady, skipper, Slash, SouptoNuts, Stang, Time Machine, Warning Track, WWL
- Posted In: The Fort
WARMUP: The heartstrings got loosened up out of the gates as Warning Track unloaded some baggage from a tough week, acknowledging the challenges of Living Right through the Flux of life and the importance of showing up this morning to be lifted up by his brothers. He followed up with the Obligatory SSHs and then set off from WEP.
THE THANG:
WT took the pax to the old Pike Elec parking lot stopping for some windmills, burpees and other fun enroute.
Pax broke into groups of 3 for a modified Dora across the parking lot. Midway through WT called audible due to pax incompetence and simplified to Dora in groups of 2. Terrible things like Merkins, squats, lunges, flutters, burpees, etc were unleashed on the pax
WT took pax to Memorial Park for more burpees and more shared pax stories of Why they come out to the Gloom on a wet Sat morning.
DD took the reins and moved the pax to a series of parking lots (pharmacy), Pike front courtyard, Town Hall back wall for pain stops including shoulder taps, wall sits, plank jacks, burpees, mtn climbers, peter parkers, Parker peters, etc.
Pax returned to WEP to appreciate JWOW’s lovely Christmas tree. Two rounds of partner work included bear crawls around tree + flutters followed by crawl bears around tree + HR merkins.
Mosey to grass in front of band shell for more partner work (merkins, shoulder taps, sit ups) interspersed with some burpees and lap around band shell. Finished off with Knee Tar N’dyae and Mahktar N’dyae.
Mosey home
MARY: included throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: coffeteria at HC
COT: great morning where we welcomed 3 FNGs + a Kotter while pax from 30s to 50s mixed it up and pushed each other to get 1% better.
“Our youth are our present” I heard my pastor say from the pulpit recently. Note he did NOT say “our future.” It’s as true in The Fort and in our community as it is in NYC with a 34 yr old mayor. Younger pax, you ARE leaders today — embrace your opportunity and duty. Seasoned pax — your leadership focus IS about bringing along the next generation of leaders — embrace your opportunity and duty.
We are blessed men to have these roles at this time.
Thanks to JWOW for the opportunity and Warning Track for the partnership.
Love you brothers!
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