New Year’s Lessons and a triumphant return

WARMUP: Mosey up the back road and circle up at the light pole of YHC’s choosing.

Exercises in cadence were windmills, hillbilly & imperial walkers, low slow squats, holding people’s chairs with Moroccan night clubs, side straddle hops and seal jacks. And of course – the goofball in honor of <@U028PKR68GJ>’s glorious return to the gloom.

PAX planked for shoulder taps, single count merkins, a few Broga poses and recovered in time to mosey to the wall

THE THANG:
Lesson 1 – “the best remedy for anger is delay” – Seneca

BTTW – hold for 15 seconds and then do 5 d/c Australian Mountain Climbers in cadence, recover, walk it out, back to wall for wall sit for 30 seconds followed by shoulder presses from the wall sit position in cadence.

PAX repeated this sequence once more.

Mosey off to the next lot

Lesson 2 – “he who suffers before it’s necessary suffers more than necessary.” – Seneca

Dora with a partner – because we shouldn’t do life alone. Partner 1 exercises while partner 2 runs. Then flapjack. Rinse and repeat until all exercises were finished.

50 burpees
100 squats
150 double count flutters

All finished and we moseyed to the basketball court and circled up for abs

LBC’s in cadence
Flip over for Superman holds
The following three exercises were done in double count cadence keeping legs in the air at all times until the third exercise was completed
1 – 10 LBC’s in cadence
2 – 10 Hello Dolly’s in cadence
3 – 10 Rosalita’s in cadence

Quick recovery in time for some protractor holds at various angles and recover to head to COT for a 60-second stretch when 0715 was upon us.

MARY: see above, but she was not there. Open to all men.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: We’re announced. Read your newsletter.

COT: remains the fifth core principle

YHC was blessed to start to the first Saturday of 2025 with the HIM of the fort. Thanks <@U07LMG5PDQU> – for the call. :eye:

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Impreza blokowa

We did some work. Run around WEP, performed bunch of merkins, squats, big boy sit ups and dips on every marker in the park. On the parking lot behind the amphitheater came time for  Dora with more squats lunges  and other fun stuff I don’t remember:) I remember bear crawls with merkins on every parking line, though. Then I run out of ideas so “Mary” helped a lot. Bobber asked for some burpees and wall sits on our way to the COT, I could not say no ! Ended up in the parking lot with 3660 steps made by 6 am:)
Sorry for a late entry, thank you forcing me to write it:)

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Scheduled Q & HIM Attendance A NO SHOW

WARMUP: No one showed up to Bushwood including the scheduled Q which was going to be Kielbasa except for Cohiba. Cohiba joined Snake Pit which Bushwood merged as part of the kettlebell work by Repeat. Please review the Backblast at Snake Pit for The Moleskine.
THE THANG:
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Thunderstruck tire flip

WARMUP:
– SSH
– Cherry Picker
– WM
THE THANG:
– mosey to parking lot in back of school. split PAX in 2 groups. task for one PAX (“the traveler”) was to flip large tire from one team to the other. traveler calls exercise which all other PAX will do while traveler is moving to other side. Rinse and repeat until all PAX traveled. Mosey to play ground and back to tire location. switched to lawn area for Jack Webb: 1x Merkin + 4x OH clap … all the way to 10x / 40x. Mosey back to COT
MARY:
– finish strong with some music: Thunderstruck burpees.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read your newsletter
COT:
– was held accordingly.

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Stare at the Stair

WARMUP: Mosey to COG, SSH, Windmills, IW, HW

THE THANG:
10 handicapped parking spaces…hmmmm…..
1 merkin bear crawl to the next space
2 merkins bear crawl
3 merkins bear crawl, etc. to 10
same on the way back with squats and lunge walks

Mosey to front stairs of First Baptist
7s with Squats at the bottom, Merkins at the top

Mosey back towards COG hit all the stairs…I mean ALL of them

Wall sit with 2 burpees down the line
rinse and repeat

Mosey to the new parking lot at the UMC

Parker Peter, Peter Parker, Mountain Climber sequence

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 10 year events. Mental health is health

COT: YHC thinking about professional orchestral auditions….sometimes you have to drink your own kool-aid. let go of everything you want to fix or do better and lay it out there like it’s the best thing around

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MISSING: Slow Jams

WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, Windmills, Merkins and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: First Set: (5) Rounds of Pull ups and Squats; Second Set: (3) Rounds of Burpees, Seal Jacks and Peter Parkers at Light Poles with 1st Round mode of transportation as Lunges, 2nd Round as Bear Crawl, and 3rd Round as Crab Walks. Third Set: (3) Rounds of Wall Sits and running to Third parking island and back to wall sit.
MARY: Merkins and LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 10th Year Anniversary Events
COT: Family and Friends to get better in health.

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A little mist in the gloom

WARMUP: various warmups done
THE THANG: partner up-100 merkins, 200 Bobby hurleys, 300 single count mtn climbers.
Mosey to wall- wall sits while pax broad jump length of group x 2, 10 step ups, 10 derkins, 10dips at courtyard x 3 sets, mosey to playground 5,4,3,2,1 pull-ups and burpees. Indian run back to COT for 1 to 2 min of Mary.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: final countdown, dam 2 dam, trash pickup
COT: prayers for metro brothers family, prayer for marriages, pray for bobbers friend who was at incident where one of his friends was tragically killed.

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Only Took A Week And Half To Write This Up

WARMUP: Started with a warmup lap around the track for 1/4 mile. Then we did 15 Hand Release merkins, 15 Cherry Pickers, 15 Hill Billy Walkers, Moraccian NightClubs , and 15 Over Head Claps

THE THANG: Usually this AO does Broga prior to the boot camp version of workout. I opted for 20 minutes of Broga afterwards as I prefer to stretch with warm muscles to get a deeper stretch. So here’s what we did. After the warmup had Pax mosey over to football field for a exercise I found called The Red Bruchetta: It goes like this,

Start at one end zone run to other end zone and do 100 SSH’s, run back to starting end zone and plank while waiting for six to return.
Next run to the opposite 25 yard line and do 75 Mountain Climbers run back and plank on elbows till 6 is in
Go to 50 yard line and do 50 LBC’s return and do Hello Dollys till 6 is in.
Go to 25 yard line do 25 Monkey Humpers return and do Flutter Kicks
Go to 15 yard line do 15 Burpees and return and do Penguins in cadence.
This took about 25 minutes to do which left about 20 minutes of Broga to wrap it all up. Thanks Bodywash for the Q.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Fort 10 year anniversary in September
COT: All parents and kids returning to school.

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Lucky 7’s

WARMUP: Mosey to stop sign, run back towards CoT and perform exercise at each speed bump.
THE THANG: Lucky 7’s AMRAP
7 pull-ups
7 hanging leg raises
7 wide grip push ups
Walking lunge + broad jump to stop sign
Turn and run down hill to stop sign and back up
Rinse and repeat
**1st 3 rounds wait on the 6
MARY: multiple PAX chose Mary exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the newsletter carefully
COT: Be the man God wants you to be and you want to be everyday when you walk back through your door at home. No matter what type of day you have at work out on the job be the man God created you to be at home. Who do you want to be everyday when you return to your family?

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Tour de Ranch

Five men in attendance at The Ranch on another warm humid morning in The Fort. Began with disclaimer and a short mosey run (some high knees).

Warmup:
SSH (15x I/C)
Windmills (10x I/C)
Imperial Walkers (15x I/C)
Low slow squats (10x I/C)
Big Arm Circles (7 forward, 7 backwards)
Peter Parkers (10x I/C)
Plank Stretches (Downward dog, upward dog)

Mosey run.

Thang 1 Fish Tacks:
Pax do the transportation and stop when instructed and do the exercise called.
Toy soldiers…stop and do Bobby Hurleys, repeat
Bear crawl…stop and do merkins, repeat
Lunge walk…stop and do squats, repeat

Mosey run.

Thang 2 Wall climbs (at the short wall in front of the middle school):
Starting line is about 35’from the wall, run to wall, climb over it, continue running short hill and then follow the road back to the starting line. Repeat for a total of 3 iterations.

Mosey run.

Thang 3 Bench work (at front of middle school):
Derkins (I/C 15x)
Butt touch squats (I/C 15x)
Step ups (10 each leg)
Dips (I/C 15x)
Calf raises (normal, toes out, toes in)

Short run.
Thang 3 (at the wall at back end of middle school):
Wall sit and pass 15lb slam ball from pax to pax, repeat 3x.
Scoot one inch lower, pass ball again, repeat 3x.

Short run.

Thang 4:
Burpee relays (FKA suicides). Up to a count of 4 burpees.

Mosey run.

Thang 5 (at the playground):
Pull ups, do 5. Then change your grip to chin ups or whatever. Do another 5.
Back to pull up, but hold at the apex for as long as you can.

Mosey run.

Thang 6 (at back entrance road):
Pass the ammunition: pax take a curb plank and pass a cinder block to each other. Repeat four times.

Mosey run.
Mary (LBCs, freddies, flutters, penguins, something else or two).

COT/Fini

 

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