Jackson, Harris and Smith Oh My!

WARMUP:
THE THANG: Out and back- 2 miles out. Depart from Veterans Park after the Pledge of Allegiance- head toward WEP: left on Jackson; Right on Harris : Turn-around at Sam Smith (first right after I77 overpass). Pain stations Top and Bottom of Jackson & Sam Smith.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: AKA coming -this is a event not to miss! Nice work Funhouse!
COT: RainMaker open discussion with possible new AO w a later start time : Freed to lead and Opportunity to EH a half a dozen men. Thank you for the opportunity to Q.

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Head Fake: actually working out!

WARMUP:
5 Burpees
Mosey
Toy Soldiers
Mosey
Hillbilly Walkers
Mosey
Imperial Walkers
Mosey
THE THANG:
4 corners around NAFO
10 Merkins
20 Plank Jacks
30 Sumo Squats
Partner goes one way
Other goes opposite
When meet do 5 Burpees together then keep going

MARY: don’t know her
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Matthew 16:15
COT:
Take your vitamins and say your prayers

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Webb-O-Rama

WARMUP:
SSH x13 while we wait for Twister
Mosey to small Springs parking lot right off 160
SSH x20
IW x10
Windmills x10
Flutters x10
Mountain Climbers x10
Mosey to Millstone Park

THE THANG: Webb-O-Rama
4 cones set up along path heading from Millstone Park toward Main Street. On each cone were 2 exercises to be done in Jack Webb style (1:4 ratio)

Cone 1- 1 Burpee : 4 SSH
– >> Bear crawl to next station
Cone 2 – 1 Big boy sit up : 4 American Hammers
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
Cone 3 – 1 Knee tar N’Diaye : 4 Squats
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
Cone 4 – Traditional Jack Webb –
– >> Run down to Main Street then around to first station

Instead of doing all 10 reps at once, we broke it up into 3 rounds.
Round 1: 1-4
Round 2: 5-7
Round 3: 8 and 9 for cone 1, then just 8 for cones 2-4 since we ran out of time.

Total mileage clocked in at 2.7 miles.

Lots of mumble chatter about runaway Q-drenaline, prime number counting, Knee tar N’Diayes speed, Weinke timing, and murder.

Thanks Kermit for the opportunity to lead!

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3 Boys in The Yard

WARMUP:
SSH
Windmill
Low slow squat
Merkins
8 count burpees

THE THANG:

Hill sprints at entrance x3

Basketball court:
Down and back
5-10-15-20
Merkins and CDDs on side 1
Squats and monkey humpers on side 2

4 corners – all together plank for the 6
5-10-15-20
1. Bomb jacks, plank jacks
2. SSH, goofballs
3. Jump squats, jump lunges (L+R=1)
4. Merkins, burpees

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
Discussion about how crafty Satan is. Are you letting your guard down?

And yoga pants

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All About the Benjamin’s Beatdown

WARMUP: 20 SSH, 20 Nightclubs, 20 Randy’s, 20 Through The Tunnel.
THE THANG:
-Mosey from Vet Park to WEP .50.
Bear Crawls with indigenous runs through 14 bear crawlers.
On the Stage – 20 burpees, 20 big boys, 20 leg flutters right foot count, 20 squats, 20 merkins.
Run
.20 miles and rinse and repeat.

10 sets of all the above

5 sets of all the above

2 lines – squat while head of class lunges through 7 PAX in each line.

Run back to COT

MARY: flutters, LBC, planks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dark Helmet reviewed mission of F3. TO PLANT, GROW AND SERVE SMALL WORKOUT GROUPS FOR THE INVIGORATION OF MALE COMMUNITY LEADERSHIP.
COT: prayers for patience.

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Moderate-ish

WARMUP:
Mosey to the elementary loop. SSH
Mosey to the end of the loop. Windmill
Mosey to the road. Low Slow Squat
Mosey you the sidewalk
THE THANG:
11s starting with 1 BBSU, run to school main entrance, 10 leg lifts
10-count
10 Bomb Jacks courtesy of Change Order’s TWSS
11s starting with 1 dip, run south to the first light for 10 merkins
10 count
arrange the PAX on the concrete, backs to the rising sun. Hold low horse stance (kinda like an Al Gore) for 30s, then right and left forward stances (back leg straight, front knee 90 degree bend)
leg stretches and mosey to CoT

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Some sorta CSAUP going on, read the NL
COT: everyone calls out a way to live third that they will do today (no trading responsibility, selfless actions), the PAX did great
NMM:
Best mumblechatter I’ve heard in a long time, beautiful morning to be out

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Peeing in the bushes

WARMUP:
Mosey – hip swings – mosey – circle up for IC exercises

SSH, Windmills, cherry pickers, plank/broga stuff, merkins

THE THANG:
used parking lot near persis – Bear Crawl across lot with a merkin at every parking space line

Mosey to vape shop and back

used parking lot near Lowe’s – high knees across lot with an imperial squat walker at each row of parking spaces

Mosey to vape shop and back to Persis – Wall sits with various exercises in seated position – forward arm raises, toe raises, etc

Mosey to vape shop and back to parking lot near Persis to use entire length of long curb – do 2 dips, roll to right and do 1 merkin, roll to right and repeat the sequence until you reach end of the curb

Mosey back to Persis for more wall sits with various exercises in seated position

Mosey to vape shop and back then walking lunges for length of Persis parking lot. crawl bear back length of parking lot.

Mosey back to vape shop for more wall sits with various exercises in seated position. Then while all PAX in a wall sit, each PAX would take a turn getting off the wall to do 4 merkins. shook out the legs and did another wall sit/merkin combo and finished out the workout at 0600 in a wall sit.

MARY:
nah

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Change order didn’t pee before coming to the workout

Jaeger – tomorrow

Cannoli Run – cant recall date -talk to twister

Trash pickup this month

COT: yup

Thank you Weezer for getting me out there, I will be back!

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Reverse Aging Mechanism

WARMUP:  Slight Yog (soft j) to warmup area behind the school.  Comprehensive group of exercises designed to ready the mind, body, and spirit for the workout ahead.   Plus stretching.

THE THANG:  Three rounds of Rugby Sprints [trademark] which have been documented in medical journals [citation needed] to reverse the aging process.  Have you ever actually *seen* an old rugby player?!  ….exactly.  

Then we headed to the entrance hill for partner work:  

P1 – flying squirrels.  
P2 – down and back.  
Flapjack
Rinse/Repeat
How long?
No idea.  🤷🏻‍♂️

That got old quick

[annnnnd queue rain]

Hey – let’s do some step ups under some cover!

What else can we do under some cover?

Wall Sits?   Sure!

Anything else? ….hmmmm never too early for some….⬇️

MARY:  Rotating Q of various ab exercises….under some cover

ANNOUNCEMENTS:   Mental Battle March!   Drop Thrill Qing all over the place.   Can’t do this life alone – get out there and support each other.  

COT:   Welcomed back Dictator after 18 months away (stick-tap to Shady for apparently being annoying AF pestering him to come back out – his words – not mine).   Let’s not take F3 for granted, gents.  Imagine if you didn’t have it as an option in your life.  Appreciation!   Thanks to Bitcoin for the opportunity.  Aye!

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Wildcard Wednesday at Bushwood

THE THANG:

Kicking off Wildcard Wednesday for the month of March at Bushwood, Cohiba gave YHC the option to switch things up and Q a workout style of my choice. We pivoted from the traditional boot camp WO and instead logged miles with pain stations.

We utilized the drive at the outer perimeter of the AO and around the school. 1.25 mi and 3 pain stations per lap. 5 burpees and 10 BBSU at each pain station. Most PAX finished 2 1/2 laps for a total of 3.5 mi.

MARY: Flutters and American Hammers (IC)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: What happen in COT, stays in COT.

Honored to lead.

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The way things were

This Weinke was stolen from @Anchorman
Do day one, run around medical building.
Plank for 6.
Do day two, day one then around the building, etc

1 Donkey Kick
2 WAM
3 Jumping Lunges
4 Merkins
5 Squats
6 Burpees
7 Bombjacks
8 Sumo Squats
9 CDD
10 Flutters IC
11 Monkey Humpers
12 Diamond Merkins

During Plank we got to hear about each PAX’s favorite place from where they grew up that was still there last time they went back. Slash and I had a bit of back-n-forth because the Greenway wasn’t really here when we were growing up and so much has changed in Fort Mill. Plus we both lamented Tony’s Pizza burning down.

@Cheddah- Jones Donuts
@Weezer- Al’s Fries
@OldBay- Breaker’s Pool Hall
@Mainframe- Texas Tavern
@Cyclops- Alfee’s Pizza
@JWOW- Vinny’s Pizzarama
@dilbert – Baseball Field
@Change Order- Intercoastal Waterway
@Flounder- Mosquitoes (WTH? Your favorite?)
@Esso- The Complex
@Slash- Village Pizza
@Shady- Sweet Sensations ice cream (and massage parlor?)
@Band Camp- Bartlett Tree Farm

An honor to lead.

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