Parading on the rain!

WARMUP: Windmills, Pickers, Low & Slow Squats, Plank stretches… wall sits with lunge walks, wall sits with toes off ground
THE THANG: Dora with the following…
instead of running the person not completing exercises held al gore for the first round
100 calf raises
200 merkins
200 LBCs
100 Steps ups – each leg
200 Flutters
100 Baby arm circles
100 Incline Merkins

MARY: Worked into “the thang”
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots!
COT: We held one

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Cross Town

WARMUP: 10 each SSH, cherry pickers merkins too
THE THANG: Start at FMCOG 15 merkins, run to parking lot on confederate and do 10 merkins and 20 flutters, up to First Baptist for 15 squats and 15 big boys, then to police station for dips and step ups, then to academy and Forrest for 15 monkey humpers and 15 bomb jacks. Ran through it twice
MARY: 2 rounds
ANNOUNCEMENTS: skeet shoot postponed
COT:Gratitude

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Waiting for Twister to Shut His Yap

WARMUP:   Active Warmup – High Knees, Butt Kickers, Toy Soldiers, Soy Toldiers, Open/Close Gates, World Wide Leaders {trademark}, Long Strides

THE THANG:  Mosey to Cake Boss Parking Lot (apparently 🤷🏻‍♂️) for ……drum roll please….Rugby Sprints!   Shocker, right?!   Got some good ground exercises in (you know the ones) followed by sharp bursts of speed in conjunction with short periods of recovery.   _They_ say it can even reverse the aging process.   (Don’t look at me – GOOGLE IT!).
 
Then.   Once Twister stopped talking…

we were able to finish.  Moved on to Quads around the corners of the building.  Bomb Jacks, Hand Release, Flying Squirrels, and Big Boys x 10 OYO.    Then mosey back to COT.

MARY:   Short Yoga sequence to get them hips loose [TWSS!] followed by 30 seconds of giving up all effort (to help Bonsai with his ADHD)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:   _Tons_ of events and gatherings leading up to end of the year.  
Get 👏🏻
In 👏🏻
Volved 👏🏻

COT:  Prayers for raising kids at various points along the teenage scale.  We need wisdom to help guide them.   Prayers for health issues.

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Running late

WARMUP: cakeboss handles the disclaimer and started mosey to a Q that was coming in hot
THE THANG: keepin it simple and making sure good form was achieved. Flat ground work, over to the hill, followed by work on some steps. We finished with a bit of Broga.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: skeet shooting, blood drive, bbq tasting and golf tournament, all stuff in the weekly newsletter
COT: praise for travel and kids- the difficult stuff they deal with (social media, etc..)8

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T E Y H R D A

17 enjoyed my Q at the yard on Saturday Oct 22.

We stretched a bit at the beginning and then moseyed to start a Thang from a weinke I had done at the Yard three years ago.

Paired up

We ran to the back driveway and at each light pole was an assignment. Each pole had one letter of THEYARD, except for the excitement that the letters were out of order. You had to Jog to find the next letter. Lots of grumble.

T
Donkey kicks (10)
Merkins (10)

E
LBC (25)
Dying Cockroaches (25)

Y
Mountain climbers (25)
Grave diggers (20)

H
SSH (25)
Burpees (5)

R
Box cutters (15)
Burpees ( 5…yes more burpees)

D
Bobby Hurley’s (10)
Hello Dolly’s (20)

A
Squats (30)
Lunges (15 ea)

Overall I would say it was a big hit and everyone loved my Q. I’m sure I’ll be asked to Q again in the near future.

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Integrated Combat Turn-around (ICT)

WARMUP:

SSH IC x 20
MC IC x 20
A brief simulation of the “Annual Fun Run” mosey around the parking lot to arrive at the jet to be loaded.

THE THANG:

Simulate loading AIM-9M onto F-15 C/D x4
Simulate carrying captive AIM-9M training missile between locations

FunRun continued
KB: 2-hand curl, goblet squat, tricep extension x 10 IC while team member does merkins to match

FunRun continued
20 reps from randomizer x 3

FunRun continued
Next jet to be loaded

FunRun continued
KB: same exercises only second team member does BBSU

FunRun continued
20 reps from randomizer x 3

FunRun continued
Third jet loaded
Transport simulated middle to COT

FunRun continued
20 reps from randomizer x 3

MARY: Mary was that chick we met at the bar last night, who was still a 3 even with the beer goggles. No thank you!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: READ THE NEWSLETTER. Lots going on during this D2D fund raising season.

COT: Lofting up the Branch family, at my M’s larger church, who sent Louis home Saturday and will have a memorial service this Saturday.

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Cmon Bitcoin

9 enjoyed my Q at Footloose.

Did some stretching, then went to an Assassin favorite.. the hill chase … partner 2 chases partner 1 up that hill beyond the church and back a few times..

We then moseyed to Church Of God parking lot for a variety of fun including:
Dry Docks
Wheezy Jeffersons
Jump Squats
Lunges
Calf Raises

(Run around building)

Flutters
Plank Jacks
Donkey Kicks
Sumo squats
Overheads Claps

(Run around building)

Burpees
Dips
Big Boys
Monkey Humpers
Imperical Walkers

(Run around building)

SSH
Squates
LBC’s
Peter Parkers
Diamond Merkins

(Run around building)

We Toy Soldiered, lunged and bear crawled back toward COT.

Mission NOT accomplished …. getting Bitcoin into the munblechatter of negative grief toward his fellow Pax (or specifically Twister). We are trying to get him to step up.

Thx to @dojo for the Q opp.

RJ

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Live, Laugh, Love

WARMUP:

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” Charlie Chaplin

15 (4 count) Imperial Walkers
15(4 count) Imperial Walkers
Side Shuttle Hops (Jog around the outer circle until everyone has gone around)
Moroccan Night Clubs (side-step-shuffle around the outer circle until everyone has gone around)
Cherry Pickers (Big Skips around the outer circle until everyone has gone around)
Big Arm Swings (Mosey Backwards around the outer circle until everyone has gone around)

5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants, Now they’re tenants

On your sixes stretches
Feet together
Feet apart -Right Leg
Feet Apart – Left Leg
Butterfly Stretch

Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up
I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls

Mosey to the courts

THE THANG:

One runs a lap around the lower lot while the other is doing PT

Get a Partner If 3 in a group
200 Step-Ups 300 Step-Ups
100 Erkins 150 Erkins
125 Squats 200 Squats
50 Derkins 75 Derkins
100 Calf Raises 150 Calf Raises

ended up being 1.8 miles of running

“I have not seen anyone dying of laughter, but I know millions who are dying because they are not laughing.”

Proverbs 17:22 A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Announcements, Prayers & Praises, Sprocket closed us out in prayer

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Cold + mumblechatter (whiners) = SlowBurn

The cold and the complaining was out in full force this morning. Great effort by … most

The first thing I did when I got home was was my sweatshirt, with my Weinke, so you get the cliff notes …

Warm-up:
The pattern was 1. exercise on your feet 2. exercise on your 6 3. exercise on your feet 4. exercise in the plank position 5. rinse/repeat

We did stuff like: imperial walker, hillbilly walker, Travolta, shoulder tap, SSH, LBC, Mahktar N’Diaye, squats, sumo squats, Morrocan NC, OH Claps. Stuff like that. Mostly in dozens.

Then onto the those exercises that were rejected by the nation’s Exicon
Patrick Swayze: Karaoke L, Karaoke R, Power Skip, NUR with arms out
Jonah Hill: 3 broad jumps, 3 merkins, 7x
Matt Foley: 1 animated squat, 4 dying cockroach, 2-8, 3-12, 4-16, 5-20

Then a round of Assassin suicides, squats, imp walkers, OH claps, or something like that, super easy

Over to 4 corners where some actual did the work and some walked from corner to corner chit chatting
15 BB Sits, 15 Jump squats, 15 bombjacks, 15 merkins, 5 flying squirrels in the middle

To the wall for a sit and 2 burpees from each end, rinse/repeat

Back for 2 rounds of Assassin merkins
LBCs, HELLO DOLLY!, BB Sits
Donkey kicks, shoulder taps, mountain climbers

SlowBurn was my first AO I attended, SlowBurn was my first site Q, and has always been a great Friday workout. Thanks Weezer for the lead.

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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