The Revenge of Dr. Kraken & Jack Webb

The weather was warm which made it prime conditions for Broga; the only thing missing were goats. We kicked off the workout with @sasquatch doing 15 minutes of Broga stuff (Just bros being broga-y). We moseyed over to the carline circle for some crazy 8’s. The two exercises were Kraken Burpees (real crown pleaser) & Squats. We started with 7 Krakens on one side of the roundabout and 1 squat on the other side. Next 6 Krakens & 2 Squats and so on and so forth.

After the pain was realized we moved on to a Bear Crawls/Carolina Dry Doc Jack Webb. It was four Bear Crawls and 1 CDD. If you want to bottle up pain try this exercise.

We had a few minutes left so we did a modified Dora. It was 25 Merkins, 50 Squats, & 75 Clave Raises.

Back to COT for Prayers and praises.

JWOW

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6 1/2 Men

WARMUP: mosey to the front of sugar creek elementary for some SSH, wind mills, low slow squats with moroccan night clubs
THE THANG: lunge walk the hill heading to the pull-up bars with 10 squats every 5 yards-ish followed by 11’s at the bars with burpee’s and pull ups
MARY: 6 minutes of Mary LBC’s, Freddy Mercury’s, 🇺🇸 hammers, gas pumps, WW2 big boy’s, protractor’s, and flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Officer Aaron Smith Remembrance WOD

YHC got there 10 minutes prior to the workout and ran all over the parking lot trying desperately to get the exercises written down with the nubs of sidewalk chalk at my disposal.  Finish with about 10 seconds to spare.  Quick disclaimer (more on that later) to the PAX I am all too familiar with and we got into it.

We gathered around and I educated the PAX on our purpose for the next hour.

Officer Aaron Smith’s life of public service began at the age of 16, when he joined the Mineral Wells Volunteer Fire Department (MWVFD) as a junior firefighter.  He began serving the MWVFD “in full capacity” at the age of 18, and also went on to work as an emergency medical technician (EMT) for Roane County Emergency Medical Services, the St. Joseph Ambulance Service, Jackson County Emergency Medical Services, Camden Clark Memorial Hospital, and Med Trust of Myrtle Beach.

Officer Smith later became a South Carolina State trooper before joining the Horry County Police Department as a police officer.

His cousin Caroline Arthur wrote “Anyone who knew Aaron knew his passion for front line service. His many hours of service, lives touched, and lives saved will not go unnoticed.”

Officer Smith died on September 5, 2021 and was laid to rest September 12, 2021.

Officer Smith left behind his wife, Chelsy, as well as his parents, two sisters, and his brother.

Warm-up

  • SSH x25
  • Windmill x10
  • Run 1 lap for WOD orientation

I gave an overview of how the workout would work and we got into it.  After completing two of the exercises another truck pulled in.  A fit guy got out and said “I thought this started at 5:15.”  I replied “Not this one.  Just fall in with us.”  I didn’t know him, but he was clearly not a stranger to working out.  So I assumed he was already F3.  WRONG!  We were all so heads down in the work, that we didn’t realize we had an FNG until COT.  Horrible on our part!!!

The WOD

  1. 1.Start on the far side of the parking lot and complete the first exercise.
  2. 2.Run to the next island and complete that exercise.  Run back to the start and complete the first exercise.
  3. 3.Run back to the second island complete that exercise.  Continue to the next marked exercise and complete.  Run back stopping at each island to complete the exercise.
  4. 4.Continue until you complete all stations on the 5 rep lane.
  5. 5.Run one lap around the parking lot (0.40 miles).  This is done after each lane is completed.
  6. 6.Graduate to the next lane (10 reps) and do the same thing done on the 5 rep lane.
  7. 7.After completing the 10 rep lane and running a lap, grab a block to use for all stops on the 15 and 20 rep lanes.

Lane 1 (5 Reps per exercise) & Lane 2 (10 Reps per exercise)

  • Island 1 = HR Merkins
  • Island 2 = LBC
  • Island 3 = Bear Crawl
  • Island 4 = 4ct Plank Jack
  • Island 5 = 8ct Body Builder

Lane 3 (15 Reps per exercise)

  • Bent over Rows
  • Curls
  • OH Press
  • Squat Thrusters

Lane 4 (20 Reps per exercise)

  • Bent over Rows
  • Tricep Extension
  • OH Press

The counts:

  • Total distance = 3.15 miles
  • HR Merkins = 45
  • LBC = 60
  • 4ct Plank Jack = 30
  • 8ct Bodybuilder = 15
  • BO Rows = 105
  • Curls = 60
  • Tricep Ext. = 80
  • OH Press = 70
  • Squat Thrusters = 15

Our FNG held in strong with the front of the group.  His Wisconsin roots earned him the name Cheesehead.

It was great to grind through a difficult workout with such a strong group.

 

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Smokin At The Fort

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Merkins, Hillbilly Walkers, and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: Start with 10 Burpees, Then ran to each Swing and did (20) Big Boy Sit Ups and (30) Squats. After that we did 13s of Plank Jacks and Carolina Down Docks.
MARY: Cool Down- Flutters, Box Cutters, American Hammers, and Merkins.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bourbon Tasting on 5/21/22 and Road Trash Pickup and Detective Mike Doty Memorial Run today.
COT: Prayers for teachers and kids with last few weeks of school and family friend of Cornerstone is sick.

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The MURPH

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: THE MURPH (Lt Michael P Murphy):
Run 1mi
100 Pull Ups
200 Push Ups
300 Squats
Run 1mi
MARY: We did some.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens Shelter, support
COT: What do you worship, idolize, invest in? That could/will absorb you.

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Ring of Fire: Carrying Burdens

WARMUP: 5 pull-ups 5knee ups 5 flying squirrels 2 rounds
THE THANG: pick a block walk the campus 4 exercises 4 times
MARY: n/a
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: share your burden as we can do it alone!!!

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Official Manion WOD

THE THANG:
Manion WOD
29 squats with ruck (with sandbags when available)
1/4 mile ruck (shared sandbags) some PAX run it
7 rounds

With about 10 minutes left on the clock @PunchList led us on some much needed broga.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-convergence/invergence tomorrow at WEP
-AMRAP for Autism event tomorrow at Mathew’s Sport Complex

COT:
@What did led us on prayer, thank you for your visit brother!

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Torsion

WARMUP: yoga by Band Camp

El Spaniard:
SSH
Windmill

THE THANG:
Cinderblocks retrieved
5 pull-ups
Move to lower lot
5 curls
5 merkins
Lap
5 curls
5 merkins
5 squats
Lap
5 curls
5 merkins
5 squats
5 lbc
Lap
To the pull-up bars w/ block

15 pull-ups
To the lower lot
15 curls
15 merkins
15 squats
15 lbc
Sprint a half lap
Return the blocks

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Remembering Columbine

WARMUP:
Mosey down to lower parking lot. toy soldiers and high knees around parking lot then mosey back to ROTC building for CoP.

CoP (IC)
20 SSH, 12 IW, 12 Cherry Pickers, 12 MNCs

THE THANG:
This workout was developed as a remembrance of the Columbine High School shooting victims from 23 years ago (4/20/1999). I was a freshman in high school about 40 minutes from Columbine and had friends there that day that were thankfully not physically injured.

Everyone grabbed a cindy…

Buy-in: 21 merkins. One for each wounded victim that survived that day.

Main Event:
To honor the 13 victims that died that day (12 students and 1 teacher) we did 13s.

13s – bent over rows with the cindy at the ROTC building, 8 count body builders at lower stop sign (start with 1 row and 12 body builders, increment one row and decrease one body builder each round, end with 12 rows and 1 body builder)

Before each round the name and age of one of the killed victims was announced.

SSH were completed at the end of each round until the 6 was in.

this brought us to 05:56

Finished off the workout with 25 chest presses with cindy (IC) and then 10 OH press with cindy (IC)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Although tragedies continue to happen seemingly endlessly – raising kind, caring kids and being leaders in our community can make an impact on those around us. This impact can reduce or mitigate the impacts of the mental health issues that lead to some of these tradgedies. Keep up the great work and hopefully we never have to deal with anything close to what happened this day 23 years ago.

AKA continues tomorrow at Minnow Pond, Blood Drive May 12

COT: prayers for mental health, our kids, Ukraine

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