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Runners Don’t Smoke

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WARMUP: No warmup just start running
THE THANG: Option 1: Deadly 3 mile run; Option 2: A safer 4.5 mile run
MARY: She doesn’t visit running AOs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Three lessons and……burpees

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WARMUP: Mosey to Kimbrell’s parking lot. The following exercises in candence with burpees in between.

Windmills
Cherry Pickers
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Seal Jacks
Side Straddle Hops

THE THANG: Mosey to the site formerly known as Footloose

Lesson 1 – Treat the body rigorously so it does not fail the mind.

Partner DORA – 50 burpees, 100 squats, 150 flutter kicks

Mosey to the top of the hill at the parking lot on Monroe White for lesson 2.

Lesson 2 – You have power over your mind, not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.

7’s in the lot – Burpees on one end, NUR to the other lunges on the opposite end. Note – Tesla is fast.

Mosey to Print Shop parking lot for LBC’s in cadence and rosalitas in cadence.

Mosey to the Millstone downtown. Touch the Millstone and do two burpees.

Mosey to the Parking Lot on Massey for Lesson 3

Lesson 3 – You should not give circumstances the power to rouse anger. For they do not care at all.

19 merkins of different types at each light pole.
This idea looked better on paper than in reality and the 559 bell rang while in the midst of attempting completion of these. PAX headed back to COT to make the 0600 deadline.

MARY: Was left at the Print Shop
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many – read your newsletter
COT: always the 5th core principle

Cubbie – thanks for the call. Always a privilege to lead.

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Do the work

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WARMUP: SSH,Windmill, Cherry pickers etc
THE THANG: Partner Dora, One works and one mosey with bell:
Curls, Rows, Shoulder press, big boys, bench, a few more…. X 2
MARY: bo time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: News letter
COT: prayers for students and teachers

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Candyman’s Pain

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WARMUP:

– 10 Side Straddle Hops
– 10 Grass-pickers
– Plank to Down Dog, calf stretch’s to Sunrise

THE THANG:

– Mosey to circle with KB

What it is – 50 reps, KB run up the hill, 50 reps, KB run down the hill, move to next set

– 50/50 Calf Raises
– 50/50 KB Merkins (25 L/R)
– 50/50 KB Romanian Deadlifts
– 50/50 Curls
– 50/50 Goblet Squats
– 50/50 LBC’s with KB, arms extended
– 50/50 Tricep Extensions

700 Reps completed

– Mosey to stadium entrance

– KB Bear Crawls back to COT

MARY: 10 Heel touches, didn’t have time for 10 Heels to heaven with crunch and 10 Hello Dolly’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read you newsletters
COT: It is was it is… Prayers for new families and families out there going through tough times with health and more.

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Pit and the Pendulum

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THE THANG: Harris St Hills, pendulum from 21 to Audrey. 10 Mike Tyson’s at Audrey, 10 Am Hammers at the park and 10 Jump Squats at 21, repeat until legs are shot or time for COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel and Naked Gun
COT: Minimal due to time constraints but done.

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Monkey steals the peach

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WARMUP: SSH, IW, CP… all IC, mosey to WEP Amphitheater

THE THANG:
Quick Overview of 7 Knife Attacks(pax hold Al Gore)
Pax get pool-noodle-“dagger” (pic below)
Get coupon from rock pile

• Hilt, Fist, Cut, Thrust, Slash, Drag, Fillet  (High Flyers Crush Steel Targets During Fieldwork…)
• Saber Grip vs. Filipino Grip (Thumb position) – discourage reverse/Ice-Pick grip
◦ Saber better for Fist+Hilt… Filipino better for Slash & cut (protects wrist angle)
◦ Reverse Good for Hook & Trap… but not today
• Basic Stance (reverse guard hand to protect hand tendons / protect carotid)

OFFENSE
1 1 Pax does coupon Overhead presses…. Other Carves Alphabet on his Torso
◦ Flapjack
2 All but 1 Pax Holds “Coupon Cross” circle Pose (linked by rocks)…. Last pax in center  practices targeting Carotids, Brachial, and Femoral
◦ After getting all pax, trade out to next man
◦ must hold coupons high enough for slasher to access Brachial arteries & spread legs enough for Femoral access (TWSS…)

DEFENSE: hold Al Gore again during instruction 

Pax practice this w/ EMOM; Indian run style attacks on same pax practice a single technique at a time

– 4 Burpees then try MEET …
– 10 Merkins then try PASS or FOLLOW
1 Meet: Slash at their hand on the way in (+ 2x force!)… – must use free hand to check his knife hand
2 Pass: Step away, but cut wrist AS he passes
3 Follow: Step away, but backhand cut AFTER he’s gone through

CHALK KILL CHALLENGE: Swap Noodles for Sidewalk Chalk
• NO STRIKING, GRAPPLING, OR “cuts” ABOVE THE NECK
• 30 sec. Goes…. Then # reps = # “cuts”
◦ Man Makers… SSH till 6 is up
• Repeat
5:50-ish: head back to COT

“Discipline is the blade that carves out greatness. You don’t rise to the occasion—you fall to your level of training.”

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter items

COT: prayers for lost loved ones, discernment, marriages-and accountability. Therin, and upcoming outreach efforts.

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Pitter Patter Lets Get At Er

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WARMUP: 30 SSH / 15 Cherry Pickers / 10 Moroccan Night Clubs / 1 minute plank
THE THANG: board of Payne with downtown half mile loops.
Run Loop 1, 25BBS/25 flutter kicks (4ct)/25 LBC’s
Run Loop 2, 20 merkins/20 Carolina Dry Docks/20 shoulder taps each
Run Loop 3, 25 squats/20 lunges (10ea)/ 20 jump squats
Run Loop 4, 10 burpees/20 mountain climbers (4ct)/25 plank jacks
Run Loop 5, 25BBS/25 flutter kicks (4ct)/25 LBC’s.
Hold air squat for a couple minutes
Hold plank for a minute

MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s shelter July 3rd. Support if you can.
Sweaty Barry July 22nd

COT: yes

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Hot dogs and toenails sport junction fire

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WARMUP: tickle
THE THANG: 5 burpees, 10, merkins, 15 squats, 20 SSH, 25 LBC’s in each corner of parking lot at top of Massey with running in between. A few warmup stuff and hill running thrown in as well.
MARY: she’s hot
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers for Luka

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