Halloween is near

WARMUP: COP – mosey past F45 to parking lot left of complex

Various exercises I/C
Low slow squats
Seal jacks
Side straddle hops
Merkins
Planks
Shoulder press holding people’s chair
Imperial walkers
Hillbilly walkers

THE THANG: HALLOWEEN
YHC called the number of exercises for each letter
15, 12, 10, 8
Hand release merkins
American Hammers
Low slow squats
Lunges
Overhead claps
Wide Arm merkins
Heels to Heaven
Merkins
NUR to the Boo, do 5 bomb jacks and repeat
Count was 12 then 10 then 8 then the 6 finished and we had a ten count.

Mosey to the rail behind Lowe’s for incline merkins, dips, flutters and protractors

Mosey further to the mulch stacks left of Lowe’s. More shenanigans and a mosey to the grass near F45

Makthar Ndiayes done I/C in honor of Barry Manilow (notably absent). Monkey humpers toward the east – because that’s what we do at slow burn – #noburpees

Mosey to COT

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes – read your newsletter
COT: 5th core principle

Thank you, Peach Stand. Always an honor.
:eye:
‘Clops

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The Golden Boy

The Colosseum 10-22-24
(The Golden Boy)
FNG’s (?)
Disclaimer
Warmup:
Parking Lot Mosey
1. 20 SSH IC
2. 10 Windmill IC
3. 15 Imperial Walkers IC
4. 15 Hillbilly Walkers IC
5. 15 Moroccan Night Clubs
6. Plank stretches, Honeymooner &
Downward Dog (Heel to ground)
The Thang
1. 1 Lap – 25 Merkins
2. 1 Lap – 25 Flutters (SC)
3. 1 Lap – 25 LBC’s
4. 1 Lap – 25 Plank Jack (SC)
5. 1 Lap – 40 Squats
Rinse & Repeat
Benches
1. 20 Dips
2. 20 Derkims
3. 20 Calf Raises
4. 20 Dips
Plank stretches, Honeymooner &
Downward Dog (Heel to ground). Rumbling Bald recited F3 Mission & Credo, PAX recited 5 Core Principles
Announcements: Golf Tourney, Christmas Party, Thanksgiving Convergence
Prayers & Praises
End with prayer

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The Kickoff of the Funhouse Farewell Tour

WARMUP:
I am certain we warmed up.

THE THANG:
It occurred to me as I sat to write this, that I have no idea (since it was a MONTH ago) what all we did that morning. I usually have a plan written out ahead that I either commit to memory, or will even shove a printout in my pocket to reference just in case. I didn’t do that this time. I know that I tried to call a few of the favorites of <@UGNDJBDU3> in his honor. I know we hit The Zipper and we definitely performed the Gonorrhea Burpee (because it has The Clap), but that’s all I really recall…

Now, the only person likely to read this is <@UGU3XR5RP>, but I just got painfully convicted about not writing Backblasts in a timely nor efficient manner. As I was looking back to see if I could find this weinke, I discovered that I have the BB from both my FNG post (administered by <@UN6U5PXNJ> and <@U08GGTLHL>) and from my VQ at The Armory.

<@U07QXBKKF5F> joined us as an FNG that morning. As it turns out, this came at a critical time in his life… and is hopefully blessing it. But, I failed him as a Q. He now does not have the enjoyment or blessing of being able to go back and read the report from his first post and reflect on that in the same way that I do. The first day I posted, I was sure I was going to die when Pusher said, “And now for the second half, I’ll hand this off to Jekyll”. I didn’t understand how the toughest workout I had ever done to that point in my adult life could have a SECOND HALF.

That’s a cherished memory. So, for Road Rash and every man after him, I commit to writing BackBlasts, making them interesting and timely, and hyping the reading of them after the fact. I also will attempt to persuade other men to do the same.

MARY: No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.

COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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St Paul’s Yoga club

WARMUP: mosey to veterinarian parking lot… SSH, MNC, ISQW, CP
THE THANG: mosey to intersection of Spring Street and W-Leroy, sprint W Leroy to Pine Street.
Heading up Pine Street, at each intersection (5 total), add 5 reps to the following:
Merkins, LBC, squats, flutter-kicks
Once at SPEChurch, Yoga for ~15 min… mosey back to COT

MARY: no time for the ladies this AM

ANNOUNCEMENTS: beers for ‘Betes, CRI volunteers needed, other WNC relief

COT: held/prayers lifted

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Bell & Chain Headbanger

WARMUP: SSH, MNC’s, hillbilly Walker, imperial squat Walkers, cherry pickers

THE THANG: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10yAnKVLcqOzqICoCKlDGdXOWZ50O0vQNTdIYRodtFZc/edit

MARY: KB-V-sits

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Rock Region kettle bell program ramping up, Dad‘s/2.0’s event on 10/26 @ WEP, read your newsletter

COT: held, prayers lifted.

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Full Metal Jacket

WARMUP: Parking lot mosey to Stop sign 20 SSH, 10 Windmill. Continue mosey to COT 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, Plank, Honeymooner, Downward Dog.

THE THANG: Mosey to Cindy, rifle carry her to SCES bus loop.
Buy-in: 20 Merkins
10 Thrusters – Run lap around loop
20 LBC’s – Run lap around loop
20 Cindy curls – Run lap around loop
10 Carolina Dry Docks – Run lap around loop
20 Squats – Run lap around loop
(Rinse & repeat for 3 reps)
Cash-out: 30 Merkins
Return Cindy – mosey to COT
MARY: No
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party, Golf Tourney
COT: Prayers & Praises

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Full Metal Jacket

WARMUP: Parking lot mosey to Stop sign 20 SSH, 10 Windmill. Continue mosey to COT 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, Plank, Honeymooner, Downward Dog.

THE THANG: Mosey to Cindy, rifle carry her to SCES bus loop.
Buy-in: 20 Merkins
10 Thrusters – Run lap around loop
20 LBC’s – Run lap around loop
20 Cindy curls – Run lap around loop
10 Carolina Dry Docks – Run lap around loop
20 Squats – Run lap around loop
(Rinse & repeat for 3 reps)
Cash-out: 30 Merkins
Return Cindy – mosey to COT
MARY: No
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party, Golf Tourney
COT: Prayers & Praises

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Still Tahn

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, IW, HW
THE THANG: We ran over to the Oakcrest Academy parking lot for a 2 man DORA 100 Mike Tysons – 200 Squats – 300 LBCs . Timer was running a lap around the parking lot.

We then ran back to the Harris Teeter lot. We ran a loop around the Harris Teeter Bldg. + annex, stopping every 1/4 of the full loop. 1 loop is ~ 0.33 miles where some got 4 laps in and everyone got in 3 laps. Excersises at each 1//4 were 10 burpees then 10 Squats, then 10 Merkins, then 10 Big Boys.
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Closed in prayer

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Solo to Soul

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Shuffled from Kingsley down to FMHS to join The Coaches Box. With ruck on participated in a cinderblock Partner Dora – 100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 LBCs. Shuffled back to Kingsley.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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