The Accumulator hit by inflation is painful for everyone

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We had 12 Pax, make it 13, Splinter drove through the Circle of Pain while we were doing out Side Straddle Hops. While I did prove a disclaimer, I forgot to mention incoming vehicles as a potential hazard.
Back to warm-ups (SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, Plank Stretches, Peter Parker, Parker Peters)
Next, we moseyed to the entrance of the Middle School. The workout for the remainder of time was The Accumulator:

Do the exercise and take a lap around the buffet. Rinse and Repeat, accumulating each exercise.

10 Merkins – 20 Flutter Kicks – 20 Squats – 30 Plank Punches – 20 LBC’s – 20 Carolina Dry Docks – 10 Burpees

Unfortunately, the above reps were impacted by inflation, here are the revised reps:

15 Merkins – 25 Flutter Kicks – 25 Squats – 36 Plank Punches – 28 LBC’s – 25 Carolina Dry Docks – 15 Burpees

**lesson: inflation has a random impact on prices (in this case reps)

Most pax got through the full list, some of the crazies (fast pax) started from the top again. Back to COT.

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Map down the hill, through the peach grove and to the park

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WARMUP:
THE THANG: Rucked from Kingsley to WEP with a loop around WEP and back to Kingsley. 3.25 miles round trip
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: It’s in the newsletter
COT: Closed in prayer

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Survive and Advance

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WARMUP: lap around runde and back to the lot for SSH’s, Squats, merkins, imperial and hillbilly walkers with burpees mixed in.

THE THANG:

Sweet 16 – Burpees at one end, Sumo Squats at the other. Exercises always added up to 16.

Survive and Advance to the Elite 8.

Kracken Burpees at one end of the parking lot, lunges at the other – always adding up to 8 total.

Final 4 – hang at the pull up bar while pax planked. Someone new got tagged in to go to the bar every 30 seconds.

MARY: a few flutters and hello dollys. Uber called time early. He wasn’t having it.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: took place

COT: The 5th core principle

Always an honor to lead at the rock. Thanks, Uber, for the opportunity.

Grateful,
Cyclops

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March Madness

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WARMUP: mosey to the mulch for side straddle hops, imperial and hillbilly walkers, merkins, planks and the like.

THE THANG:
Sweet 16 – all exercises added up to 16 – merkins on one end of the parking lot, squats on the other. PAX survived and advanced to the….

Elite 8 – all exercises added up to 8. Diamond merkins on the curb and sumo squats at the light pole.

MARY: The final four – box cutters, flutters, hello dollys, LBCs.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: took place

COT: Core principle #5 was conducted

Thanks, Weezer for the opportunity to lead.

Gratefully,
Cyclops

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The Ballroom Blitz comes to Footloose

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WARMUP: n/a

THE THANG: Mosey to randomizer station1.
Mosey again to randomizer station 2.
Mosey again to heavy station.

Throughout the beat down PAX we’re asked for input on this question: “what is worship?”

Rinse. Repeat.

Rinse. Repeat

Slowsey to collect gear.

Stand down.
MARY: Never heard of her.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: AKA kicks off Monday. Stop #2 is the Ballroom on Tuesday. If you are reading this, consider this an invitation. BTOBS!

COT: Was conducted

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Head Fake: actually working out!

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WARMUP:
5 Burpees
Mosey
Toy Soldiers
Mosey
Hillbilly Walkers
Mosey
Imperial Walkers
Mosey
THE THANG:
4 corners around NAFO
10 Merkins
20 Plank Jacks
30 Sumo Squats
Partner goes one way
Other goes opposite
When meet do 5 Burpees together then keep going

MARY: don’t know her
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Matthew 16:15
COT:
Take your vitamins and say your prayers

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Looks Like We’re At ISI

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BUY-IN:
5 min KB Chest press to skull crusher. 45 sec on 15 sec off

THE THANG:

Timer is 1 pax farmer carrying 2 buckets with bricks in them around the pavilion.

The other pax pick a station and perform exercise till the timer is up. Go to next exercise once the timer is up. Stations were set up as followed:

Cinderblock curls then to a overhead press
Alternating wall ball throws
Slam ball
Band pull downs
Cinderblock Thrusters
Dumbbell front raises & lateral raises
Sandbag overhead throws
Wall ball big boy sit ups

ANNOUNCEMENTS: AKA is upon us, AMRAP for Autism, and a bunch of other things.
COT:

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21Mar2023 – Currahee

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WARMUP:
– Jog a lap with dynamic stretching
– Normal stretches (i.e. windmills, tappy-taps, etc)
– SSHs
– Merkins

THE THANG:
Ruck up and bag/sack up…
– Head to amphitheater
– Start with Hellevens
o Manmakers and curls
o Toss the bag up the hill – 10 manmakers
o Carry it down – 1 curl
o You know how it progresses from there…

Race lap around the school
o Crosswalk is the start and finish line, keep to the inside on the back lot, cut over at the sidewalk, turn right and go in front of the school
o As you cross over the crosswalk again, plank in order of finish
o Winners, in order, pick their sandbags for the next part

Go to the field – ground your rucks – take your selected sandbag
o 4 corners
Corner 1 – 10 OH press
Corner 2 – 20 bent over row
Corner 3 – 30 Deadlifts
Corner 4 – 40 Flutters with press (double count)

MARY: No chicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: The 5th Core Principle

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The one where No One showed

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I arrived at the AO around 0500. Usually there are some prerunners. Set out my gear and started checking the date and time and Slack. Where was everyone? 0513 Birdcage rolls in with Cohiba hot on his tail. Battlebot rolled in at 515 yelling it’s 515 let’s go! Bushwood wandered off into the dark. We wandered to the pile of gear.

With only two people the workout was as organized. I had. 60# sand bag, 65# anchor sandbag and 65# keg half filled with water.

Plan was to pair up. Three stations. Squat with sandbag, deadlift with anchor bag, chest press with the keg. One partner does the exercise to failure while the other spots and rests. Then switch. So 3 sets each then move to the next station.

Since it was two of us we rotated stations after each set. Also the half filled keg was very unstable and we decided it was not worth the injury risk.

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