Hump day suckfest

WARMUP:
SSH
Goodfballs
Merkins
Carolina Dry Docks
Low slow squats
Good mornings

Mozy around the school

THE THANG:

11s – Shoulder suckfest
Mode of transportation: Bear crawl
Merkins
Carolina Dry Docks

11s – Leg suckfest
Mode of transportation: Lunging walk
Squats
Good mornings

Finisher
3 Rounds:
Jump squats
Dips
BBC
Merkins

MARY:
No

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Spirit of the AO

WARMUP:
Merkins x 10
Donkey Kicks x 10 OYO
SSH x 34

THE THANG: Treehugger WOD – “Crossett Fit Games” honoring our fallen brother from F3 Lehigh Valley.

5 Rounds
10 Pull-ups
20 V-sits (ups)
30 Merkins
40 yd Broad Jump Burpees
50 yd Heart Chargers
1/2 Mile Run

MARY:
Finished out with a few flutters at the end

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Q Source Tuesdays – hit up Backdraft
Straight Up is tired of male apathy – and he’s doing something about it. Hit him up about raising strong sons and forming a strong male community around those sons.

COT:
Praise for Straight Up’s 2.0, Yoshi, going on his first mission trip
Praise for El Spaniard taking his family to visit extended family in Portugal for a month
Prayers for YHC (and all of us dads) for our abilities to connect with 2.0’s and lead right.

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Tomahawk Test is a lesson in Engineering

WARMUP: Short Jog, variety of warmup exercises and stretches
THE THANG: This was made by Polaroid when this AO was The Tomahawk to track our fitness improvements. It’s a series of exercises AMRAP in X time.
Left Arm Upright Row – 30s
Right Arm Upright Row – 30s
KB Swings – 2 min
Left Arm Snatch – 1 min
Right Arm Snatch – 1 min
Short Jog
aMERICAn Hammers – 1 min
Left Arm Curls – 1 min (note if upright or on knee)
Right Arm Curls – 1 min (note if upright or on knee)
Double Arm Triceps – 1 min (note if upright or on back as Skullcrushers)
Short Jog
Butterfly Left – 1 min (this is laying on back. Arm straight out to side. Slight bend in elbow. Lift bell over chest. Would be like doing a cable pull standing up)
Butterfly Right – 1 min
Goblet Squats – 2 min
Lawnmower Left – 1 min
Lawnmower Right – 1 min
KB Hold for time (hold KB straight of in front so you can look thru handle)

Note your weight so you can see how you improve over time.  If you move up in weight, it’s ok to have less reps. If you are close to before then you are improving. A good comparison is using Work = Force*Distance. Since your distance per rep should be the same across attempts, this is a fair metric. “Work” = Weight * Reps

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Soupy Sprinting

WARMUP: mosey perimeter of field, dynamic warm-up of knees to chest, heel to waist, butt kicks, high knees, monster walk, karaoke, side shuffle, lunge, upward dog and downward dog
THE THANG: pyramid sprints – 100yd (60″ rest), 80yd (50″ rest), 60yd (40″ rest), 40yd (30″ rest), 20yd (20″ rest), then back up the ladder, down the ladder, up the ladder
tire flips: 2 on, 2 off x 5 minutes
double sled push: 20yds x2 🤢🤮
COT: prayers for our Ms

Consider a name change for @skateordie to @SPRINTorDIE… being as that both happened to him today.
why does he let me talk him into this maniacal activity?

-Squatch

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Paddling Q (no this is not hazing)

WHAT: Standup Paddleboarding Popup Workout (Kayaks OK)

WHERE: Nivens Creek Landing
https://goo.gl/maps/tKmnh3yh7e5b9J1R6

WHEN: Friday, June 8
0500 – start inflating boards, gearing up, etc
0530 – hit the water, please don’t roll in at 0528
0630 – COT

Seriously, if you need to borrow a board, loan a board or inflate your own, please get there 0500 to prep.

This will be a trial to see what we can do with a paddling workout.

GEAR:
Towel
Extra clothes for after
Waterproof phone case (if you want it, I will have my phone)
Headlamps (it could dark to start on the water)
PFD (your choice)

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1776 + 1 Recovery

WARMUP: 10x ALL: SSH, Hillbilly Walker, Moroccan Night Clubs, Windmills, LBC
THE THANG:
3X10s: at the benches: Dips and incline merkins, Single Leg Step – Ups

Dora w/ partner:
150 Flutters (double count)
150 Squats
150 CDDs or Merkins or Incline Merkins
150 Calf Raises

mosey back to COT area

10x ALL: Monkey Humpers, V-up/Toe touches, Peter Parker’s, LBCs, Flutters, Scissors

COT: Repeat of eloquent NASA speech after 1776 “Be thankful one of our freedom’s is getting to have different opinions.”

Ask for God’s help when situations seem out of control. HE is the one in control.

@triplelindy Thank you for the opportunity to lead these men.

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Moist

WARMUP: SSHs
THE THANG: (you know the humidity is high when you can feel it hitting your face while you run)
Shotgun hill – random facts on the signers of the Declaration of Independence mixed with exercises.
Mosey to the top of the hill on Main (Subway lot) for balls to wall crawls with low intensity shoulder movements during recovery.
Mosey to UPC for reverse burpees (BB situps with jump squats)
Power skip circle drive, merkin ring of fire, powerskip back
Mosey back to COT
MARY: LBC, Flutter, JLo, Superman flutters
COT: Welcome FNG (Kotter) SLV

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We’re up to 52 states

WARMUP: short run followed up by SSH, windmills (for trucker), real sumo squats, more running to the church where we did merkin, honeymooner, downward dog, mountain climber
THE THANG: We started out in the parking lot by the church where we ran to the end, did exercises, then back. 4 total sets (total 100 exercises each). Round 1: 25 merkins, 25 squats, 25 flutters.
Round 2: ran to the church circle and back to the middle of the entrance; 25 CDD, 25 lunges, 25 Freddy mercury…total 100.
Round 3: ran to the back of the Italian ice place and mixed it up. 5 each of wide arm, ranger, diamond merkins; 10 each of out/regular/in calf raises, 25 LBCs – 4x sets.
MARY: American hammer (because we’re in America!!), protractor, WW2 sit-ups
ANNOUNCEMENTS: blood drive and read your newsletter
COT: Truckers brother in law, Bonsai going in for annual heart check up, marriages

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