20 and 12

WARMUP:
THE THANG: mosey to the church of god parking lot where the pax did a few Freddy mercuries while they waited for the six (me) to arrive.

From there we did the cross workout. Run out to one of four points and then back to the middle. Each time we arrived at a point, we did 20 flutters (count one leg only), and each time we arrived back to the center, we did 12 merkins. The four outer points were the parking lot at the top of the hill, the small lot across from the old police station, the lot at the top of Monroe white st where the old town hall (and the old phone company) is, and the intersection of confederate and Forrest st.

One wrinkle was coming back from the Forrest street point, we climbed the stairs of the church of god activity building and did 12 derkins with the aid of their picnic tables

Mileage requirements for the morning were exceeded
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots going on life of f3
COT: lots going on the life of the pax

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Cougars and Gold Diggers

Stole from Spike: https://f3thefort.com/2026/02/18/hill-sprints/

WARMUP: yea
THE THANG: see Spike’s stuff. I dropped many (NOT ALL) of the burpees by poplar demand
MARY: flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots in the newsletter
COT: was held….think about problems and conditions

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Much like Heroin

WARMUP: brief
THE THANG: tried a couple of things. Didn’t feel like YHC did a great job articulating. We moved to the next station and tried a few more.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Will gravitate to a WOD sorta format rather than a Pearls on a String for my next Kitchen Sink Weinke

Only 2.5/5 ⭐️ for this one today

But much like heroin Pollo Hermano will not get addicted to running

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Your MILGA is showing

What a wonderful day in the MILGAhood. This being my first visit and q to Colosseum, I aimed to disappoint. The workout was this

– poles on the back of the school. increase rep count by 1 at each pole then return to start. Burpee Merkin Squat is taking the fort by storm
– found the only set of accessible steps on the entire west side. The count was however many leaps it took to get to the top by each pax. Average was 3 leaps. Some folks (Bandcamp) were jackasses and took 9. First excersice was burpees, then after everyone went we did dips
– then went to the court for broadjumps as our rep count. average was 4. step ups was the excersice until all pax had jumped
– lunge walk and bear crawl back to cot for 5 minutes of mary

Yes, i made pretty much all of this up as we went. I like to live dangerously like that.

Work from the Bird:
We all need prayers. Its not selfish to ask someone to pray for you. Don’t think you always need to pray for someone else. That’s a great thing, but you need to be right also. Work on that vertical relationship. Gotta get you right so you can help others. I’m asking for prayers for me. Send me all the love you got right now and ask Gods help too. I challenge you all to be bold and pick someone in COT to pray for. Even if they don’t ask for it. I GUARANTEE it will make their entire day having that power.

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Raiders from Sweep

Warmup:
SSH
Windmill
Around the world
Humane Burpee

Thang:
4 Pop clean & squat
4 thrusters
4 swings
4 rows (each arm)
8 merkins on the bell
Bear crawl w/ bell between each set
I think we did 7 sets.
“[Sweep the Leg guys showed up for about 5 seconds. Dark Helmet grabbed my bell, realized how heavy it was, and tried to hurl it in the woods with limited success. T-claps for effort]”
Farmers Carry
Lunge Walk w/ pass through
Deadman to Barbarian
Some mobility
Deadman to Barbarian
Lunge walk back
Farmers carry

one round of 5s
Row
Single arm swing
Clean
Snatch

Halos and SL deadlift

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Redstone Suicides

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Suicide runs to each island. From curb to island 1 do the work run back to the curb then to island 2 and back continuing that pattern until island 6 then work it in reverse until you get back island 1.
Island 1: 5 burpees
Island 2: 5 burpees 10 merkins
Island 3: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys
Island 4: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys 20 squats
Island 5: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys 20 squats 30 lunges
Island 6: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys 20 squats 30 lunges 40 mountain climbers.

6 minutes of brobility
MARY: Plank, J-lo’s – flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: announcements made
COT: ended in prayer

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You can daraleek my hand release merkins

WARMUP: we did the pledge and they got a disclaimer…it’s Minnow Pond (RIP)
THE THANG: Old school go time.
Exercises at each of the stops was 5 hand release with a shoulder tap in between. Then 5 jump squats.
The route: started at crossing on main -> down academy to the 4 corners -> up the hill to the glass filled parking lot -> print shop getting 5 pull ups in -> back to crossings on main -> up the Massey hill to the parking lot -> little bay Jesus church lot -> down ardrey and past WEP to the chain parking lot -> then all the way down to Kanawha past the gas station (I had to look the name up) -> Leonides to Spratt -> McKenzie to Ardrey to LBJ lot again -> chain parking lot, again -> Massey hill and parking lot, again -> COT
MARY: we did flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 16 CSAUP, BRR – that’s all you need to know
COT: families of kids going back to school, parents getting older

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King of Ring – IPC Style

Workout inspired by IPC Killer Bs, modified the routine a bit, still sucked, but better for it.

WARMUP: 50xSSHIC at COT, moseyed to the FB field, 5 burpees OYO, ready to work.

THE THANG:
Start on goal line
Broad Jump to 10 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

Broad Jump to 20 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

Broad Jump to 30 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

From the 30 yard line bear crawl back to goal line and perform 20 Merkins & 15 Jump Squats & 10 Straight Lower Leg Lifts

Run 100 yards to other goal line and then NUR back to starting goal line

Round completed, rinse and repeat. PAX who finishes most rounds is King of the Ring

MARY: No time for her

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Break the Dam Feb 28th, Bethel Men’s Shelter serve feedback request by FloatBridge

COT: STK

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Ladder of Fort Mill

WARMUP: mosey to lot, Did 5 warm up exercises, SSH, Windmill, pickers, etc.
THE THANG: A ladder 6 street intersection strategy crossing 1 -10 reps squats 2-20 merkins, 3- 30 etc. Etc.

Then a quick ab workout at the Pharmacy, one person runs the other works
Butterfly crunchesx2
Heels to heaven x2
Bug boys x2

MARY: nope time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: f3 Charity race jan.28th. Read newsletter
COT: prayers for kids etc.

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