There’s A Tree Branch Right There

WARMUP: SSH x20 (Cadence count), mosey around the parking lot

THE THANG:
Reverse Jack Web (10:40, 9:36, 8:32, etc.) Man Makers; Rows. With a farmer’s carry between two exercises.

Wrapped up with some 11’s.
KB Swings: squat thrusters

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pre-Convergence Convergence, Clave Boss, SL service.
COT:

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Tangled Mess

WARMUP: arriving late (doh) I missed the warm up and when I caught up saw some SSH like activity. I jumped in with apologies for tardiness and kicked off 10x LSS, 20x Merkin, MC & Peter Parker then some runner’s stretching. Distribute resistance bands for leg warm up exercices (not enough to go around, doh), and one-arm rows, and alternate those / jump rope. While untangling the jump ropes I believe it was @band_camp who thankfully took the lead with burpees until untangling completed, if they didn’t get in 20 they got close.
THE THANG: 3 sets of exercise scrawled on crumpled paper one on each of 3 orange cones (why cones? I have no idea, I have a very nice whiteboard collecting dust in my garage, thankfully no one asked):
1: 100 Gas Pumpers, 50 jump rope, run 1/4 mile-ish
2. 25 Hello Dollies, 25 Burpees, 50 Jump Roppe, run 1/4 mile
3. 100 Big Boys, 50 Jump Rope, run 1/4 mile
MARY: 15 H2H, 20 Rosalita, 21 LBC
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots of 2nd F all over the area next week, a few postponed CSAUPs, too much for my small brain to retain, see slack
COT: Poppins took the lead asking each PAX to give thanks and ask for prayer requests which allowed each man to share more than we usually hear in COT including thanks for 2.0 recovering from potentially life threatening scare & prayers to bring us closer to our Ms and family through the holidays which always bring challenges

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Let’s Make the Fort Sore again

WARMUP: yes. you’d be crazy not to

THANG:

https://wodwell.com/wod/daniel/
(most finished in 35ish)

https://wodwell.com/wod/clovis/
(got in 1.5ish rounds, only 8.5 left to go…)

Was hard today. YHC is especially struck by 1st Lt. Clovis Ray leaving a job in investment banking at age 32 for an Army commission.

Prayers for those that still miss 1st Lt. Clovis Ray and SFC Daniel Crabtree at their Thanksgiving table every year.

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Quiet Please……….

WARMUP: SSH (while waiting on Cubbie), mosey to Monroe & Acadamy. 10 Windmills, 10 Hillbilly Walkers, 10 Goofballs (for BL)
THE THANG: #The Pendulum
10 Bombjacks: run to stop sign at Confederate 20 Merkins
back to intersection: 10 Bombjacks: Run to top of hill on Monroe 20 Plankjacks
5 rounds
Thang #2
Four Corners:
Corner 1: 5 Merkins & 5 Bombjacks
Corner 2: 5 Merkins & 10 Monkeyhumpers
Corner 3: 5 Merkins & 15 CDD’s
Corner 4: 5 Merkins & 20 Mountain Climbers
Did 3 Rounds
MARY: Bandcamp led a few
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Acceleration in Neutral

WARMUP:
SSH, IW, HW, around the world, halos, some yoga, humane burpee

THE THANG:

Suitcase Deadlift 2×10 each side
Single leg deadlift 1×10 each side
Boxer Squat 4×10
Waiter Press 2×10 each side
Clean and Press 4×6 each side
Two hand Row, Clean and Press 2×8
R Row x4, clean x4, press x4 2 sets
L Row x4, clean x4, press x4 2 sets

Overhead Lunge & March x10 each side
Overhead Lunge & March x5 each side

3 cleans
2 thrusters
1 snatch
Swing to switch sides
3 cleans
2 thrusters
1 snatch
Did this twice

KB Windmill
Once each side

3 burpee snatches each side to close

Covered 0.08 miles
Mostly pacing between sets

COT:
Screwing up is hard. Dealing with the consequences is hard. Persevere

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Stolen moments

Birdcage was supposed to Q, but due to his training schedule— YHC sat in instead.

WARMUP: yep, with some yoga.

T HE THANG: stolen from Old Bay

Mosey to light poles along back entrance for light pole accumulator exercise.

1 rep at 1st light pole
2 reps at 2nd
3 reps at 3rd…etc.

When first pax gets to 10th light pole (and does 10 reps), run back to first light pole and sweep the rest of the pax.

Rinse and repeat with following exercises.

1. Flying Squirrels
2. Squats
3. Plank Jacks
4. Merkins

MARY: naw, instead we did Bearpees up to 20/5. Look it up in the exicon

ANNOUNCEMENTS: https://mailchi.mp/844d41eccef9/thefort-weekly-newsletter-1325706

COT: in the rain. Prayers specifically for the Salazar family and Esso’s mom

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Snarky Title Here

WARMUP: We warmed up by no one reading the backblasts
THE THANG:
We do this for the stats
MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: If more than one person comments on this backblast without being prodded by Band Camp I will buy him lunch
COT: The 5th Core Principle

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Don’t fear the Reaper!

Rubber Ducky brought a full body pain session. Barkley showed up, “as always” his shield lock may have differing opinions. A contingent of marathon runners came by to see how the other side lives and said bell swingers are crazy. I even heard Band Camp contemplating his bell choices.

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