This is the workout that happened at slow burn today

WARMUP: ssh, hb walkers, imp walkers, Abe vigotas, plank time, Peter Parkers
THE THANG: the road along the storefronts has 4 crosswalks starting at one end, we ran suicides, with the crosswalks serving as successive end points. Each time we hit one of those end points, we did merkins and mountain climbers, and each time we returned to start we did big bois and flutters

Rep count for each exercise was 5 the first time through, then 10, then 15 and we got part way into 20s when time expired.

I often wonder what the people sitting at the Tesla charging station think while they’re sitting there adjacent to our tom foolery. And if any of them haven’t returned because of us. In all honesty, being held captive to whatever madness is going on around you during your charging is 1% in the con column of any of my EV buying decisions. But I digress
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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King of the Ring – Round 2 – The Rocket Burner

Ring of Fire – King of the Ring Challenge
Round 2 – Previous Kings are Q
Oh the humidity was cranked up!! Soupy swampy hot. ZERO breeze. Excellent mumblechatter in COT while we all stretched out. Senator Tressel came in hot, but caught up to us on the warmup run. 13 dawgs let loose!!

Warmup:
Slow run loop around the parking lot, approx. 400-500m, then circle up near COT for the following:
– 20 SSH
– 10 WM
– 15 MNC
– 15 IW
– 10 Strawberry pickers

Then mosey over to the USMC JROTC building, roadway near the sidewalk to the pull-up bars for…..

THE THANG:
The Rocket Burner Circuit
Setup: 5 stations, each with an exercise. Some have modes of transportation listed to get to the next station. PAX are to grab 2 cinder blocks from storage and put them on the roadway near the sidewalk to the pull up bars. Then get after it. Cones were used to mark station locations. Station 1 was at the pull-up bars, station 2 was at the roadway, beginning of sidewalk to pull-up bars, station 3 was along the roadway, towards A.O. Jones, approx. 5-60 yds away, station 4 was same location as station 2, station 5 was at bottom of hill at stop sign. That is the circuit.
Do the work. No music, just work. Once all stations are done, scoring of one round is once you return to station 1 to start over. King is the one who does the most rounds.
Stations and MoT are:
1. 5 pull-ups, frolick (walk, skip, whatever) to #2
2. With one cindy, 15 overhead presses, then farmer’s carry BOTH blocks to #3
3. With one cindy, 15 curls, then farmer’s carry BOTH blocks to #4
4. With BOTH cindies, 15 deadlift into calf raise. Full up, full down. Then no more cindies. Run downhill to #5.
5. 5 burpees, 20 lunges (10 ea leg), 25 LBC. Run uphill to #1
6. That is one round
7. Repeat

WINNER IS: BAND CAMP!! He was a machine, cranking out almost 6 full rounds (or was it 6 full, started on 7th?). Harry Carry was hot on his heels. Everyone cranked out at least 3. I got 4 full, started on 5th, but threw in the towel after pull-ups. A lot of excellent mumblechatter and push/pull from each PAX. Guys were REALLY going after it, pushing hard. No cinder blocks were harmed, too. :blush:

Stored the cindies just in time to get back to COT right at 6.

MARY: None

Announcements: The Barry is coming!! Read your newsletter, get involved!!

COT: A lot of P&P lifted. Do not carry it all inside.

Cake Boss came up with a GREAT idea with this King of the Ring challenge. Looking forward to the next rounds!! BRING IT!!!

Thank you for the opportunity to lead. Blessings and SYITG.
-NASA

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Moist Monday Flight

WARMUP:
Fist pump the PAX

THE THANG:
Run down market to Gardenia
Run Gardenia and back
Add miles by running Sutton to 160 and back to Starbucks

Ruckers : ruck
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Sweati Barry 7/22 7pm
COT:
Pray for Texas!!

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Swamp Patrol

WARMUP: a bit in front of the amp, along with some back and forth in the small lot to the side of WEP
THE THANG: Drill bits 5-10-15, up to 35. Add an exercise at every swing. Top lot for Mike Tyson and merkins. Across the grass to the picnic table for some dips. Back near the amp for 2 run, 2 exercise, 2 rounds
MARY: a couple minutes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Sweaty Barry, Trout to Trout, Bourbon & BBQ, Bethel, Trash pick up
COT: :white_check_mark:

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Swole Chicken with a Side of Mary

Swole Chicken with a Side of Mary
WARMUP: Ruck to lot behind Starbucks
– SSH
– CASBAH #2’s
– CHERRY PICKERS
THE THANG:
– Ruck to the stairs up and down to the hotel for Irkins.
– Ruck back to the amphitheater. More Irkins.
– Ruck to the roundabout. More Irkins.
– Ruck up to “21” and about face.
– Ruck to the roundabout. More Irkins.
– Ruck back to the amphitheater. More Irkins.
– One more time up and down the stairs
– Back to COT for some Mary

MARY: Round Robin U-Call-It
– LBCs
– Flutter press
– Box cutter
– Big boys
– Dolly Partons
– Heel taps

Mary left and some called out arm work
– Curls
– OH Press
– Lat extension
– Dead lift

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter tonight (5:30 Curtis St -Rock Hill), Independence Day convergence, Sweaty Barry (he got new shoes BTW)
COT: prayers for the job hunt, for school transition, court hearings, family, growth, freedom and healing.

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Salsa & Merengue Dance Moves

Warmup:
SSH, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, Moroccan Night Clubs, and Strawberry Pickers then Mosey around the perimeter

The Thang:
1. Ballroom Blitz (AMRAP)
Set up 4 corners:
Corner 1 – 10 Merkins
Corner 2 – 20 Squats
Corner 3 – 30 LBCs
Corner 4 – 40 Step-back Lunges (20 each leg)
Run between corners; rinse and repeat for 2 Rounds.

2. Partner “Dance-Off” (10 mins)
Partner up for Dora-style work:
100 Carolina Dry Docks
200 Big Boy Sit-ups
300 Flutter Kicks (4-count)

MARY: American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Grad Q School

WARMUP: 5 Burpees, 20 SSH, 8 WM some stretching, covered our mission
THE THANG:
Mosey to benches, 10 of each Urkins, Dips, Dirkins x2 covered 5 core principles
Found some wall and had a seat, started going through Pax on why they first started coming out and why now. Started a run out the lines and back, 5 Burpees at each progressive parking row
Went to the circle, mini Dora, 50 Merkins, 75 BBS, 100 Squats, covered the Credo.
Over to the band lot, Suicides out to the 50, run out nur back, Hello Dolly’s at the 10’s yard line Last 50 yards called on Bald, he said cocaine bear crawls to the 30. Barry called broad jumps and merkins the last 30 yards.
Mosey back to COT and finish up the last of the PAX stories
MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, 4th and Barry
COT: Remember the why.

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Ring of Fire around the rosie

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial walkers in sync, cherry pickers, windmill, moroccan nightclubs
THE THANG: 10 Hill sprints with exercises in between. We covered pull-ups, planks, Cindy presses, swings, merkins, man makers and more
MARY: Plank to the finish
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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