WARMUP: :white_check_mark:
THE THANG: move around and do a lot.
MARY: not much. Made it back for 10 burpees at the close
ANNOUNCEMENTS: :white_check_mark:
COT: discussion on candor
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 10+3 got Hived as I visited the DMZ and gave a KB lesson.
– <@U05RN7GSDLH> , <@U0904HV02BY> , and <@U05K5D10AG6> rucked it out. I believe that most of the world’s problems got solved, but as capitalists, you’ll have to pay to find out the answers.
– <@U03B9G9BXJM> came dressed for a chilly golf outing, complete with puffy jacket. Guys gave him a lot of crap, but they don’t have sensitive nipples, so they don’t get it.
– <@UGU3XR5RP> was in typical form. That means it was a non-stop stream of working hard at both the exercises and giving me a hard time.
– <@U087NCUTMPT> has HCed to bringing an additional 50 lb KB to the Hive from now on for those who are interested. So… no one.
– <@U19FA0Q8Z> is a grown-ass man. NOT a grown ass-man. Hyphens matter.
– <@UGYDCTRST> gave me a normal fist bump at the end, and after checking his temp (rectally, of course) to make sure he wasn’t ill, he recognized where he went off the rails and gave me the normal Slash treatment.
– <@U5DBBKTE0> was the standard and helped us with our form. That was the focus this morning, doing the right things the right way. When that’s the theme, he’s the go to.
– <@U0A25GTDDEJ> has his foot on the accelerator. But he’s not redlining yet. He wins the Helmet award for my favorite guy that had his VQ this week at Ring of Badgers (Fire).
– <@U06P97NSX17> was the sole representative from the Gaggle of Degenerates. Especially since the King of the Degenerates (<@USBP08L1G>) was occupied elsewhere.
– <@U5DKASDQU> was the WarDaddy today (see previous bullet as to why). On a side note, his new retirement gig is developing lesson plans for a new Minnesota Quality Learing Center franchise he’s opening on the WestSide.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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WARMUP: no
THE THANG: we ran and ran and we ran
MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: were made
COT: prayers
WARMUP: SSH, Low slow squat, mtn climbers, peter Parkers, parker peters, toy soldier, 5 burpees. Run to benches by the basketball courts. 20 step ups. Run across the courts with high knees, butt kickers, toy soldiers until we got to the first light pole.
THE THANG: second light pole, do 30 Jump Squats, 30 Reverse Lunges, 30 Calf raises, 30 Regular Lunges, 30 side lunges. Go back to first pole and do 20 Mtn Climbers. Go to thirds pole and do the same but 25 reps, rince and repeat but subtract 5 reps at each light pole and always goa back to the first pole to do the 20 Mtn Climbers.
MARY: run back to the benches, sprinting across the basketball court. 10 step ups on the benches and mosey back to the AO starting point. Do 20 flutters, and 15 AH.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D 10K/5K, new AOs
COT: prayers for family members and injury PAX
We ran down Market St thru Baxter to Grey Rock and back. Only 3 members of the ruck club today.
WARMUP: OYO
THE THANG: Run out Richards Crossing all the way to the end including the loop; on the return take a right on Front St to Berkshire; do Berkshire loop 2x; return home on Richards Crossing.
MARY: she fartsacked
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, Rock Hill new year’s convergence
COT: Great reflections from Shaq and Cherry on their 2025 arrival to The Fort. Grateful to have you both aboard! And same for all the pax who posted today. Thanks Assassin for the invite!
#KeepPosting
WARMUP: oyo
THE THANG: route to WEP (4.4mi)
L on munn
L on Harris
L on ardrey
L on N White
L on Jackson
R on harris
R on munn
Back to COT
MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Minnow pond tomorrow am
Bethel tomorrow pm
8blocker+one word Sat am
Break the dam 1/31
COT: praise medical recoveries, F3
Prayers: Matteo preparing for brain surgery, aging parents and grandparents, 2025 reflections and 2026 optimism.
WARMUP: SSH, CherryPickers, Squats, Seal Jax, Merks, OH Claps, Nightclubs, and a slow mosey.
THE THANG: Crazy Eights, 4 corners, wall sits w discussion on our “one word” and a burpee.
MARY: 3 mins of Mary or one round with the 4 pax.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel volunteers, Break the Dam run, One word exercise at Panera.
COT: Riveting
WARMUP: windmills, SSH, IW’s, Plank, Up Dog, Down Dog, Merkins, Mosey w some shuffles and butt kickers.
THE THANG: 3 rounds of Merkins, Big Boys, Squats, Dips, Bobby Hurleys, Hammers and Derkins. Mosey around Lowe’s. 3 reps- 25/10/5.
Dora – 150. -LBCs 100 – Lunges 50- Hand Release Merkins 25 – Burpees.
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, Hangin w Stang
COT: continued prayers for Geronimo. Several others lifting up those dealing w health, grief, patience.
WARMUP: The usual
THE THANG: DH-type-stuff
MARY: worked into Thang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter & upcoming changes
COT: Lauren Hope Styles (sp?) – 21 RIP, Prayers for Geronimo & family. Reading from Ezekiel centered around helping others find their purpose