My wife saw my weinke and the thang. Questioned what we do in the gloom

WARMUP: mosey to band lot
20 SSH
10 imperial walkers
10 hill Billy walkers
10 cherry pickers
10 merkins
Calf stretch
Down/up dog

THE THANG: Indian run to baseball/softball fields. 1 burpee at back before running up

Partner work. Partner 1 runs while 2 exercises
– 100 durkins
– 150 step ups
– 200 in-n-outs on bleachers

Parking lot partner work
Partner 1 exercises across lot while partner 2 runs to gate and picks up where partner 1 got to. Bear crawls and lunges

Indian run back up the hill by fields to cot

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D and break the dam coming up. Libberity must of hit HC in his dreams
COT: prayers for family, pets and surviving another stagecoach bootcamp

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Omplex

No warmup needed; got right to work!!

5 Different Complexes for 8 Minute AMRAP

5-5-5-5 – All single arm then switch
5 Rows
5 Deadlifts
5 Swings
5 Reverse Lunges

4-6-8-10
4 Pullovers
6 Halos
8 Alternating Swings
10 Alternating Cleans

7-8-9-10
7 Waiter Cleans
8 Rotational Presses
9 Thrusters
10 Swings

8-6-4-2
8 Single Arm Rows
6 Reverse Lunges
4 Standing Press
2 Snatches

6-6-6-6
6 Alternating rows
6 Upright Rows
6 Squat Curl to Press
6 Plyo Lunges (Total)

ANNOUNCEMENTS were made
COT: Ended with a prayer

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Block/Bar/Hill Blender at Ring of Fire

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial walkers, cherry pickers, merkins
THE THANG: 2 rounds of block work: 15 thrusters, 15 curls, 15 decline merkins, 15 overhead extenstions. Followed by 10 min partner circuit: Partner A did 10 pull ups and ran the hill while Partner B held a plank. All PAX together for 10 min did 10 block squats, 10 bent over rows, ran to bottom of hill for 10 big boys.
MARY: LBCs, 60 second plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens Shelter serve opportunity 2/5
COT:

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Death by the bell

WARMUP: SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, merkins
THE THANG: Hill run, 3 rounds OYO 30 kb swings 20 goblet squats 10 merkins. 3 rounds OYO 25 kb swings 10 thrusters 20 min climbers. 3 rounds OYO 30 kb swings 15 curls 15 overhead tricep extensions. Finisher 100kb swings, 10 merkins at each break. Hill run with time remaining.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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What she said

WARMUP:
THE THANG: 10+3 got Hived as I visited the DMZ and gave a KB lesson.
– <@U05RN7GSDLH> , <@U0904HV02BY> , and <@U05K5D10AG6> rucked it out. I believe that most of the world’s problems got solved, but as capitalists, you’ll have to pay to find out the answers.
– <@U03B9G9BXJM> came dressed for a chilly golf outing, complete with puffy jacket. Guys gave him a lot of crap, but they don’t have sensitive nipples, so they don’t get it.
– <@UGU3XR5RP> was in typical form. That means it was a non-stop stream of working hard at both the exercises and giving me a hard time.
– <@U087NCUTMPT> has HCed to bringing an additional 50 lb KB to the Hive from now on for those who are interested. So… no one.
– <@U19FA0Q8Z> is a grown-ass man. NOT a grown ass-man. Hyphens matter.
– <@UGYDCTRST> gave me a normal fist bump at the end, and after checking his temp (rectally, of course) to make sure he wasn’t ill, he recognized where he went off the rails and gave me the normal Slash treatment.
– <@U5DBBKTE0> was the standard and helped us with our form. That was the focus this morning, doing the right things the right way. When that’s the theme, he’s the go to.
– <@U0A25GTDDEJ> has his foot on the accelerator. But he’s not redlining yet. He wins the Helmet award for my favorite guy that had his VQ this week at Ring of Badgers (Fire).
– <@U06P97NSX17> was the sole representative from the Gaggle of Degenerates. Especially since the King of the Degenerates (<@USBP08L1G>) was occupied elsewhere.
– <@U5DKASDQU> was the WarDaddy today (see previous bullet as to why). On a side note, his new retirement gig is developing lesson plans for a new Minnesota Quality Learing Center franchise he’s opening on the WestSide.

This report is true and is able to be copied and pasted into the /slackblast by any man who wants those stats bumped up.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Crows Nest was A Virgin

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 20 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Moroccan NC – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Quick mosey around parking lot
Cheese Shredder

Thang 1:
Set 4 corners ~ Stay together with the HIMs in your corner throughout the exercises and mosey between each corner. 2 Rounds

Cone 1 – 15 Burpees
Cone 2 – 15 Squats
Cone 3 – 15 Carolina Dry Docks
Cone 4 – 15 Jump Squats

Thang 2:
Four Light Poles ~ Mosey between light poles. 3 Rounds.

Light Pole 1 – 10 Merkins
Light Pole 2 – 20 LBCs
Light Pole 3 – 30 Lunges Total
Light Pole 4 – 40 Mountain Climbers Total

Thang 3:
Eleven’s
Mosey up and down.
At bottom: Diamond Merkins
At top: Big Boy Sit-Ups

Mary:
American Hammers – 15 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Deep Dish 1 year anniversary beatdown

WARMUP: yes
THE THANG:
First set:
5 rounds:
Single arm 3 cleans, 3 overhead press, 3 front rack squat in one complex. Switch arms. Suitcase carry between each round. Repeat 5x

Second set:
Partner up at bottom of hill. P1 does 50 double bell swings. P2 runs to top of hill and back. Repeat 3x. 150 total swings per partner.

Third set:
10 min EMOM. 5 man makers, add 1 rep every 2 mins. (This part was terrible)

Finished with some Mary.

MARY: 8 mins around the horn, finished with 10 burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: yes

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Eve of the Lord’s birth – convergence

WARMUP: The usual
THE THANG: DH-type-stuff
MARY: worked into Thang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter & upcoming changes
COT: Lauren Hope Styles (sp?) – 21 RIP, Prayers for Geronimo & family. Reading from Ezekiel centered around helping others find their purpose

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Compound Kettle Bell

WARMUP:
Tick-tock torso twist, right in 3cadence,
Walkout merkins in 5cadence,
Tick-tock torso twist, left in 3cadence,
Moroccan nightclub in 3cadence,
Monkey humpers in 3cadence,
Inchworm to squats in 7 cadence.

THE THANG:

Speedwalk to lighted area by stadium entrance and form a single line. Then while holding the bell in various positions perform 5 reps of the below compound movements 2 times in various cadence:

1 – bell at front waist and then squat to KB swing to side raise to front raise in 8cadence on right then left.
2 – bell at lower back to a front lunge to side lunge, then back lunge to a calf raise in 8cadence on right then left.
3 – bell at side to standing oblique crunch to upright row to jerk press in 7cadence on right then left,
4 – body destroyer pose with bell on ground behind head to chest pullover to chest press to side chest fly to big boy situp to incline press to front raise in 9 cadence,
5 – bell at side to opposite leg lunge to row to bent over triceps kickback in 5cadence on right then left,
6 – sumo squat hold with bell at chest to front press to incline press to military press to overhead triceps press in 10cadence.

Few extra minutes left and did some miscellaneous exercises like chair pose with bell in the incline press hold to single leg good morning pose with bell to plank on bell.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
New A/O configuration.

COT:
Prayers for recovery for <@U050B5M1DGR>, driving safety by <@U08NJ8FF1PF>.

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EMOMS in the rain

Mosey to pavillion
SSH
Windmills
Seal Jacks
MNC
Mountain climbers
Stretch

3 10 minute EMOMS with a 3 minute rest in between

Emom 1

10 merkins w/bell
15 Squats

EMom 2

10 curls 5 each arm
10 Tri extensions
Calf raises until time

Emom 3
20 flutters with press
10 Hammers
5 weighted BBS
5 in and outs

Mosey back to COT right at 6

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