To the Fort and Back

WARMUP: none
THE THANG: 3,4,and 5 mile option. 2 miles to Hobos and back, 3 miles to Poppy Seed and back, 5 miles with a loop around Academy.
Trail runners and ruckers participated too
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT:

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Running with Burpees…..among other stuff

WARMUP: The Pledge at 0514
THE THANG: Off to kimbrell’s lot for the beginning of ‘round the block.

Run the block with the following at each corner

5 burpees, 10 squats, 15 side straddle hops

3.0 miles – 80 burpees (meeting slapshot’s minimum requirement), 160 squats and 240 side straddle hops. Esso liked those the most – except that he couldn’t do them all in a row.

MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the call, Funhouse. :eye:

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Murph Prep

WARMUP: windmills, merkins low slow squats
THE THANG: mosey to student entrance for muscle ups and the first set of curtsy squats. Mosey to front of school for dips and squats. Mosey to teacher entrance for squats and merkins. Mosey to bus line for Nurs up the hill for curtsy squats and run to bottom for merkins. Mosey to COT for Mary and Airborne hip exercises.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Why do you F3?

WARMUP: 25 SSH IC
THE THANG:
– Playset at WEP: Partner AMRAP, 3 sets of swing crunches and laps
– Pike Eng circle entrance: Partner AMRAP Decline merks, partner runs lap, 4 sets
– Grass hill: Partner AMRAP, 5 hill sprints, partner does Low Slow Squats
– Top Lot: Partner AMRAP, heals to heaven, run the hill

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Sneaky 2

WARMUP:
High Plank
Downward dog
Upward dog
Merkins x 5
Repeat

High Plank
Downward dog
Upward dog
Shoulder tap x 5
Repeat

THE THANG:
Imperial Walker x 20 (cadence count)
Hillbilly Walker x 20 (cadence count)
Windmill x 20 (cadence count)
Lap around parking lot and pavilion
Repeat x3

Merkin x5 (cadence count)
Recover
Repeat x5

Heel elevated squats x20
Reverse lunges x20 (SC)
Good Morning x20
Lap around parking lot and pavilion
Repeat x3

Sit up get up x10
Modified flying squirrel x10 (no jump)
Inchworm x10
Lap around parking lot and pavilion
Repeat x3

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Cannoli Run, HIM Camp, Summer of CSAUPs, The Murph, 4th of July Convergence

COT: Patience, peace, family, protection

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Derby Days

Minor warm up
Jump Around House of Pain w burpees every time Jump is mumbled.
Horse Track with Pain Stations
1. Merkens, Dry Docks, Derkens
2. Squats, Bobby Hurleys, lunges
3. LBCs, flutters, hammers
4. Burpees
5. Dips, SSH, flutters
6. Jump squats, diamond merkens, plank

Got in 4 loops at least 2 miles.

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Dump Truck Mayhem

Bringing the Kitchen Sink theme Eastward to The Premier CRHS AO, Bushwood. Coupons were everywhere—and I do mean everywhere! The frequent 5:45am dump truck visit was right on time at the middle school bball courts across Spitz’s namesake driveway, White Rd. The pax did a nice job, as instructed, creating a Cindy barrier to test our dear friend, The Dump Truck Driver’s, wit. Barricade be damned…our friend made meat mince of the ill-formed concrete blocks. As he accelerated towards our barricade, the pax stared in amazement in disbelief that our obstacle would do no good, and no good it did. Slash’s donated Cindy (one of six we’ll call Charlie) came as one unit. Charlie left as a pile of ruble with a splitting headache I’m sure. Poor fella took the full brunt of an accelerating 5 ton dumper determined not to be delayed in route. Charlie’s funeral at COT was a somber occasion, but we made the best of it as YHC turned the theme into Disruption and Perseverance. Unfortunately Charlie’s perseverance was for not—Slash, liking only the beautiful and pristine, declined Charlie a home for his return.

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Backblast! QvQvQvQ Finale 2024

WARMUP: River Rat led us in Side Straddle Hops and Windmills before taking off to the RV Lot
THE THANG:
Anchor Bar kicked things off:
Starfish routine with coupon:
5 Manmakers
Ex 1 – 30 Jump Squats
Ex 2 – 30 American Hammers – DC
Ex 3 – 30 Big Boy Sit-ups
Ex 4 – 30 overhead Flutter Kicks – DC
Return to the center after each exercise for 5 Manmakers.

Since Esso planned to use the same parking lot he went next.
6 groups of men and exercising in cadence while one group member plays with Cindy:
• Mountain climbers IC > 5 Cindy Manmakers
• SSH IC > 10 Cindy swings
• 6 ct burps IC > Cindy overhead carry
Message: Ignite your fire, use F3 as your fuel, let the fire spread. :fire:
Next Homer led us out the entrance to a brand new feature of the AO. Stairs to the overflow parking lot. There we had 4 coupons and they started with the 4 Qs then passed among the PAX on each trip up and down the stairs. Each PAX also stopped for 10 squats at the top and bottom portions.
Message: share your heavy burdens.
Lastly Bandcamp tookover the group:
Crawl Bear an uncomfortable distance to the starting point using some feature of the AO
4 corner transport:
Burpee Broad Jump
Bear Crawl
Lunge walk
Toss 12 sand bags over the shoulder
Rinse and Repeat
Keep going!

Message:
Who is it that we say we are?
If you get tired, learn to rest.
There is no quitting.
You don’t get to decide when you can stop.
Who is it that we show people we are?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Homer came out victorious mainly due to votes received for use of AO. Thanks to all who participated in 1 or all 4 weeks. It was great to see some bonding between the regions through this event. Don’t be afraid to cross the river.

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Golf training & conditioning

WARMUP: mosey, static stretching, cherry pickers, SSH, merkins, plank
THE THANG: Dora partner board of pain
100 each:
Man makers, OH Press, Merkins, Big Boy SU, KB Swings
MARY: n/a
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Q vs Q Finals/ Rock vs Fort, 2nd annual HIM Camp, Jaeger CSAUP

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