Warmup: the usual suspects
Mosey to theater
Thang#1: muzac
1. https://youtu.be/FNxGcVVkheA?si=66YM98r8lt2Q4uUY-69 by cody parks & dirty south (~4 min): prisoner Squats-AMRAP during instrumental, lunges during lyrics,… on “shot a man” do 15 merkins
1. Short mosey
1. https://youtu.be/t6q9Vc1ZtQI?si=4hWCrXxR1LWp8YrO by Fabulous (~4 min): BBSU on “Breathe”, AmHammer otherwise
#2- top-bottom-out: 2x through each man (groups of 3)… timer is mosey out&back
– Australian mt. climbers on partner holding Al Gore
– Bottom plank, top – high/flow gas pumper
#3: clockwork inverted Rows – TRX
1 pax Draws a card (five-K) -# = reps on TRX while everyone else follows a menu board AMRAP ( optional modification – my. climbers with feet in TRX handles… Instead of inverted rows).
Rest of pax does this….
Clubs: J-Q Seal Jacks,
9-10-SSH,
7-8-Smurf-Jacks,
5-6-Bomb-Jacks
Spades:
J-Q-LBC’s,
9-10-Gas-Pumpers,
7-8-Big-Boiz
5-6-hello ladies
Hearts:
J-Q-Flying Squirrels,
9-10–Burpees
7-8-Kraken Burpees,
5-6-Calimari/Krakens
Diamonds:
J-Q-good a.m.,
9-10 – calf raises,
7-8– Lt. Dan,
5-6-Lt. Dan-Ono
King (any suit) – wild card… PAX that Drew it causes any exercise in that muscle group
ANNOUNCEMENTS: upcoming Bethel shelter serve, CSAUP‘s, etc.
COT: praises for community that we enjoy, and the gift of our ability to help our communities.
Tag: Goose
3 for 300
WARMUP:
Grandma Jacks
Grandpa Jacks
SSH
Motivator
Moroccan Night Clubs
Arm circles OYO forward and back
Michael Phelps
THANG 1:
40 Thrusters
40 Merkins
40 Power Clean Press
– Short recovery lap
30 Thrusters
30 Merkins
30 Power Clean Press
– Short recovery lap repeat for 20 reps & 10 reps
THANG 2:
10 Squat Hold Chest Press
20 Big Boy Sit-ups W/ or W/out bell
10 Plank Pull Throughs
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel Men’s Shelter
Break the Dam
Overnight Ruck
Read your New Letter
COT: prayers were said
All Respectables!
- QIC: Float Bridge
- When: 02/19/2026
- Pax: Float Bridge, Goose, Liberty Bibberty, Panhandle
- Posted In: Lazarus
WARMUP:
– Moroccan night club
– Windmill
– Cherry pickers
– Imperial walker
THE THANG:
10 rounds
– 6 Burpees
– 10 Side Staddle Hop
– 6 Mike Tyson’s
– 10 Squats
– run around island
Pain stations
– Station 1
– Mountain Climbers
– Squat Jumps
– Flutter Kicks
– Station 2
– Merkins
– Plank Jacks
– Should Taps
– Qty 5 – 10 – 15 – 10 – 5
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
– Read the newsletter
Wait… I thought Olaf was on Q
- QIC: Spectre, Goose
- When: 02/18/2026
- Pax: Atlas, Beaker, Birdcage, Coaster, General_, Goose, Pocahontas, Spectre, Stagecoach, Time Machine
- Posted In: Cockpit
WARMUP:
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 Moroccan Night Clubs IC
10 Cherry Picker IC
Plank Warm Up
THE THANG:
Partner DORA
100 Merkins
200 Squats
300 LBC’s
Lunge Worm
11’s
Lt. Dan Magic Legs : BBS
MARY:
Not enough time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tortoise and Hare
Newsletter
COT:
Prayers were shared
Sometimes people don’t show up.
Doesn’t matter what the reason.
Step up and lead regardless.
Up 1-0 & a FNG
- QIC: Cyclops
- When: 02/16/2026
- Pax: Cyclops, Goose, JCruise, Liberty Bibberty, Panhandle, Pauly D, Time Machine
- Posted In: Cockpit
WARMUP: mosey to the back of football stadium – exercises in cadence
Windmills
Cherry Pickers
Plank, down dog, up dog, plank
Merkins
Peter Parker’s
Shoulder Taps
Low slow squats
Add Moroccan night clubs
Seal Jacks
THE THANG: Sweet 16 – Partner up for a de-escalating sweet 16. Partner 1 exercises, partner 2 runs then flapjack until complete
16 burpees
15 burpees
14 burpees
13 burpees
12 burpees
11 wide arm merkins
10 wide arm merkins
9 wide arm merkins
8 wide arm merkins
7 wide arm merkins
6 – diamonds
5 – diamonds
4 – diamonds
3 – diamonds
2 – diamonds
1 – diamond
Mosey to wall by band lot and hold people’s chair of gratitude. Each pax voiced one thing for which they were grateful.
On to rugby sprints
Exercises in cadence at various quantities followed by a sprint call for a short distance
Squats and a sprint
Merkins and a sprint
Big boys and a sprint
To the hill – more rugby sprints
Squats and a sprint
Merkins and a sprint
Side shuffle Down hill stopping twice for exercises
Squats
Burpees
Mosey to ticket window for geometry class
Protractors with rosalitas and hello dolly’s mixed in.
MARY: big boys and a body destroyer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: always – read your newsletter
COT: 5th core principle
NMM: after completing the sweet 16 all pax acknowledged that those exercises would not have been done had we been left to do them our own in isolation. Community matters and today’s FNG came out for that very reason.
The gift F3 represents to each of us is unique. The common element, however, is that we must share it to fulfill the mission of invigorating male community leadership. How we do that is up to each of us.
Thanks for the call, Pauly D. And Welcome to Fartlek.
Honored,
:eye:
Redstone Suicides
- QIC: Chiclets
- When: 02/12/2026
- Pax: Band Camp, Chiclets, Goose, SkateOrDie, Time Machine
- Posted In: Lazarus
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Suicide runs to each island. From curb to island 1 do the work run back to the curb then to island 2 and back continuing that pattern until island 6 then work it in reverse until you get back island 1.
Island 1: 5 burpees
Island 2: 5 burpees 10 merkins
Island 3: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys
Island 4: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys 20 squats
Island 5: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys 20 squats 30 lunges
Island 6: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys 20 squats 30 lunges 40 mountain climbers.
6 minutes of brobility
MARY: Plank, J-lo’s – flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: announcements made
COT: ended in prayer
I’m Hurting, So You Will Too
WARMUP:
– SSH, Imperial Walkers, 10 count merkins, jog around parking lot (0.3 mi covered)
THE THANG:
Stop 1 → Stop 6 (0.2 mi covered)
– Stop 1 (Start)
– Exercise: Squat Jumps (15)
– Movement to Stop 2: Forward Run up an aisle in the parking lot
– Exercise: Apollo Ono’s (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 3: Side Shuffle across 3 aisles (Left lead)
– Exercise: Reverse Lunges (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 4: Nur down an aisle
– Exercise: Apollo Ono’s (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 5: Side Shuffle (Left lead) across 3 aisles
– Exercise: Merkins (20)
– Movement to Stop 6: Forward Run up an aisle
– Stop 6 Exercise: Bear Crawl to curb, then crawl bear
RETURN: Stop 6 → Stop 1 (0.2 mi covered)
Movement pattern reverses exactly.
– From Stop 6 to 5: Nur
– Stop 5 Exercise: Mountain Climbers (20 double count)
– Stop 5 to 4: Side Shuffle (Right lead)
– Stop 4 Exercise: Shoulder taps (20 single count)
– Stop 4 to 3: Forward Run
– Stop 3 Exercise: High Knees (20 double count)
– Stop 3 to 2: Side Shuffle (Right lead)
– Stop 2 Exercise: Hand Release Merkins (15)
– Stop 2 to 1: Nur
Repeat
Ran over to the middle school track (0.3 mi)
– 29 reverse lunges (single count)
Run a lap
– 20 squat jumps
– Run a lap
– If time permits, 20 merkins
– Run a lap
(Min 0.5 mi)
Head back to COT (0.3mi)
Min distance covered (~2.1 mi)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise and Hare, Overnight Ruck CSAUP, Break The Dam, D2D, BRR sign up
COT:
My wife saw my weinke and the thang. Questioned what we do in the gloom
- QIC: Stagecoach
- When: 02/09/2026
- Pax: darkhelmet, Deep Dish, Goose, Pauly D, Pocahontas, Stagecoach, Time Machine
- Posted In: Cockpit
WARMUP: mosey to band lot
20 SSH
10 imperial walkers
10 hill Billy walkers
10 cherry pickers
10 merkins
Calf stretch
Down/up dog
THE THANG: Indian run to baseball/softball fields. 1 burpee at back before running up
Partner work. Partner 1 runs while 2 exercises
– 100 durkins
– 150 step ups
– 200 in-n-outs on bleachers
Parking lot partner work
Partner 1 exercises across lot while partner 2 runs to gate and picks up where partner 1 got to. Bear crawls and lunges
Indian run back up the hill by fields to cot
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D and break the dam coming up. Libberity must of hit HC in his dreams
COT: prayers for family, pets and surviving another stagecoach bootcamp
Seven of diamonds – in the rain
- QIC: Pauly D
- When: 02/06/2026
- Pax: Goose, Liberty Bibberty, Pauly D
- Posted In: Lazarus
WARMUP: Cherry pickers, windmills, SSH, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers
THE THANG: mosey around the theater and end up by the entrance. 4 corners (like a diamond)
7 OF DIAMONDS
7 BURPEES (X4)
14 MERKINS (X4)
21 LBCS (X4)
28 SQUATS (x4)
21 LBCS (X4)
14 MERKINS (X4)
7 BURPEES (X4)
E.C. – ABC’S 6-inch style
MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT:
Omplex
- QIC: Goose
- When: 02/06/2026
- Pax: Deep Dish, Drop Thrill, Goose, Liberty Bibberty, Pocahontas, Stagecoach, Tesh
- Posted In: The Hive
No warmup needed; got right to work!!
5 Different Complexes for 8 Minute AMRAP
5-5-5-5 – All single arm then switch
5 Rows
5 Deadlifts
5 Swings
5 Reverse Lunges
4-6-8-10
4 Pullovers
6 Halos
8 Alternating Swings
10 Alternating Cleans
7-8-9-10
7 Waiter Cleans
8 Rotational Presses
9 Thrusters
10 Swings
8-6-4-2
8 Single Arm Rows
6 Reverse Lunges
4 Standing Press
2 Snatches
6-6-6-6
6 Alternating rows
6 Upright Rows
6 Squat Curl to Press
6 Plyo Lunges (Total)
ANNOUNCEMENTS were made
COT: Ended with a prayer