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What’s In The Cards For Today?

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WARMUP: Abe Vigoda, Cherry pickers, merkins, SSH, Imperial Squat Walkers, MNC, Hillbilly Walker
THE THANG: Mosey to gridiron, turn on the “boom box” for some tunes, pick a card at each corner of the field, 10 reps per card, 25 reps per royal, 100 reps per Ace. Run in between each corner.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter July 4th cookout, Care Center lawn maintenance, Cannoli Run next weekend.
COT: Prayers for Brother In Law whose in hospice care. safe travels.

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Meeting Q1.12

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WARMUP: yes
THE THANG:
string of pearls
5 merkins
5 lunges each leg
5 side lunges each side

Some other work throw in

7 total decided to meet with a Q who was willing to take responsibility for the outcome including calling off the workout if lightning presented itself. Zeus’s wrath was stayed and Odin’s ravens can attest to our https://f3nation.com/q/meeting/ (7+1=8)

– reminded us that idolatry takes many forms
– refused to yield
– The Brazilian martial arts motivate
– Wonder if (not present) knows about this
– layered up with 30lbs and then a rain jacket. The jacket was probably the more uncomfortable bit
– CS Lewis was mentioned by , but favors JRR Tolkien. Both complained about their lower extremities
– opened his mouth and the rain fell in. (not present) gave those instructions ages ago

You could livestream your way through a Sunday service, and still not connect on a single salient point of your belief system because you lack proximity to those whose mere presence helps hold you accountable. Might as well listen to a podcast and call it church.

So, you work to figure out your https://f3nation.com/lexicon/, but if you’re not meeting to accelerate your faith, then are you really accelerating much at all?

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We was rollin

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WARMUP: moseyed over to side by Persis and did a warmup with

SSH
Windmills
Strawberry pickers
MNC
Overhead Claps
Low and slow squats
Cyclops
Plank
Downward Dog
Upward Dog
Runners stretch
Merkins

THE THANG: back towards COT where I had a shoebox with two sets of dice and 12 exercises listed for respective dice combinations
We did three iterations with partners of 3, one person rolls, then runs a lap while two ppl do the exercise, then we did person that rolls and both other ppl run while they do the work and then finally one partner rolls and does does exercise with one partner while third runs.

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CANNOLI RUN
COT: YES!

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Dump Truck Mayhem

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Bringing the Kitchen Sink theme Eastward to The Premier CRHS AO, Bushwood. Coupons were everywhere—and I do mean everywhere! The frequent 5:45am dump truck visit was right on time at the middle school bball courts across Spitz’s namesake driveway, White Rd. The pax did a nice job, as instructed, creating a Cindy barrier to test our dear friend, The Dump Truck Driver’s, wit. Barricade be damned…our friend made meat mince of the ill-formed concrete blocks. As he accelerated towards our barricade, the pax stared in amazement in disbelief that our obstacle would do no good, and no good it did. Slash’s donated Cindy (one of six we’ll call Charlie) came as one unit. Charlie left as a pile of ruble with a splitting headache I’m sure. Poor fella took the full brunt of an accelerating 5 ton dumper determined not to be delayed in route. Charlie’s funeral at COT was a somber occasion, but we made the best of it as YHC turned the theme into Disruption and Perseverance. Unfortunately Charlie’s perseverance was for not—Slash, liking only the beautiful and pristine, declined Charlie a home for his return.

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2fer Tuesday

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WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

We did stuff around campus. Easy yogs. Wall sits. Dips. Step ups. Lots of talking.

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Dora & Corners

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WARMUP: Mosey to Tesla Charging Station
25 SSH, 15 Hillbilly Walkers, 15 Windmills, 15 Cherry Pickers, 10 Moroccan Nightclubs
THE THANG:
Thang#1: Dora: 100 Dips, 200 Calf Raises, 300 CDD’s
Partner Ran lap around Parking Lot
Thang#2: Four Corners (all four corners of Empire Pizza shopping center
10 Merkens, 15 Squats, 20 Mountain Climbers, 25 Flutters
4 laps total:
MARY: Lots…………. abs will be hurting.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Moderate Manion

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Found out this morning that there are some differing opinions of what a moderate AO means…

WARMUP: Disclaim and mosey between Vape shop and Empire. Circle up for SSH, shoulder taps, merkins, mtn climbers all in cadence.

THE THANG:
Manion memorial WOD
(moderate version =slick)

7 rounds
29 LSS (IC)
1/4 mile run

Finished and had about 15 minutes left.

Merkins and overhead clap progression

MARY: assortment of exercises called and led by PAX around the circle

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Canoli Run, trash pick up, rock 10 yr, Jaeger

COT: yup

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25 is the count

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WARMUP: Mosey SSH, windmills, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers.
THE THANG: do 3 exercises 25 reps each then run
Merkins, dips, derkins, irkins, Peter Parker’s, Parker peters, mtn. Climbers, squats, lunges, calve raises, dry docks, LBCs, flutters, big boys. Maybe a few others.
MARY: Wheezy Jefferson’s , hello Dolly

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