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Licked by Squatch

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WARMUP: plank exercises (merkins, Peter Parker, mountain climbers) mixed in some upward and downward dogs
Tallawah BUY-IN: 100 goblet squats
THE THANG: 7 stations of tabata- 40 seconds on, 20 seconds off
1. wall balls 20#
2. slam ball and catch 15#
3. Merkins with one hand on bell/switch at 20”
4. KB plank rows over edge of stage
5. KB manmakers
6. KB swings
7. Jump rope (2 burpee penalty for missed jump)
3.5 rounds completed
MARY: plank in a circle and slam ball rolls CW and CCW; seated in a circle with feet up with backs to one another and pass slam ball CW/CCW; flutters, low plank Parkers, LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Rooster 3/4, Jaeger 3/11

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Seneca’s 4 lessons

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WARMUP: Bank parking lot – windmills, imperial and hillbilly walkers, 5 burpees, low slow squats with Moroccan night clubs while holding the squat, side straddle hops

THE THANG: 4 stations – 4 lessons
Station 1 – Partner Dora – 50 hello dollys and 100 4-count flutters

Lesson 1 – Associate only with those who improve you.

Station 2 – 7’s on the hill of WEP parking lot – H/R merkins at the bottom, squats at the top

Lesson 2 – Value your time more than your possessions.

Station 3 – The wall parking lot – 4 corners nurring or side shuffling between stations.
10 merkins, 20 LBCs, 10 diamonds, 20 box cutters – repeated the loop twice, b it bclock expired on the second loop.

Lesson 3 – we suffer more in imagination than reality

Station 4 – Parking Lot on the top of the hill across from COT. Fitting that a train whistle blew when we started this one.

7 minutes of burpees with breaks in between
13 – minute 1
12 – minute 2
11 – minute 3
10 – minute 4
9 – minute 5
8 – minute 6
7 – minute 7

Lesson 4 – The greatest remedy for anger is delay.

Mosey down the hill to COT.

MARY: no time – too busy finishing burpees

ANNOUNCEMENTS: took place

COT: Core principle #5 was executed

Thanks for the call out, Kermit.

Gratefully,
👁

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The Wheel of Wow

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It was a dank morning in The Fort as 18 men decided to make the hard choice and accelerate their Friday!

We warmed up the engines quickly and then moseyed over to the Wheel of Wow for a high dose of pain.

Wheel of Wow:
Eight cones with a different KB exercise at each cone. The timer was a 40 count of reps on the battle ropes. We rotated around the wheel, and at every third cone we ran a lap.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

-JWow

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The Beast has Awakened

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The Tomahawk was awaked and is not pleased with what it sees. This fabled AO is riddled with mystic and lore. Did it ever exist? Was there ever really an F3-Indian Land? Where did it go?

YHC is here to tell you Tomahawk was too much for this modern world. It was a place where men wore weight vests for the 5-mile pre-runs, then did kettlebell work outs for cool downs. I can assure you, the worst stories you have ever heard are watered down at best.

We are getting soft, and mushy. We talk too much. We lift things that weigh under 30LBS. We video stuff and talk about trendy topics.  It’s time for a rebirth by fire. Tomahawk is coming back to take teeth and kick names. There will be no fluff. Leave your Lululemon at home.

Launching 2-22-23 we will begin a Legends series where you can expect to see the royalty of AO pasted. YHC has an abundance of devilish delights for the coming months…so stay tuned.

There seems to be a vacancy at Catawba Ridge so we will plant our flag there and reclaim what is rightfully ours. You got what it takes?

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Hill repeat Monday

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At 0515, YHC told the PAX there is no warm up we were ready to roll and headed out toward Gold Hill Middle. It was supposed to be a mosey, but was more running.

At the first parking lot we counted off and gave a very bastardized disclaimer- basically modify as necessary and you should read the disclaimer on the website.
From there I explained what the workout was,;
25 merkins at the school, then head up the hill to the bank, do 25 Freddy Mercurys (4 count- like in cadence), then back to school and rinse/repeat until 0600.

Most got in 4-5 rounds and all got in at least 3.5 miles.

COT: lots of announcements and prayers – I was oxygen deprived so I don’t recall them at this point 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Sir Topham Hat Ran and Then Ran Away

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WARMUP: Some stretched
THE THANG: We ran
MARY: Some stretched
ANNOUNCEMENTS: There were some
COT: It happened

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50 of everything

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WARMUP: slow mosey to the farthest parking lot for Destiny. A few stretches followed by cherry pickers, Imperial Walkers, SSH, Hillbilly walkers.
THE THANG: took off running to the next stop. Did a few more weird things lunges to basketball goals mosey back; toy soldiers more running. Now on to the meat. 50 of everything: merkins, dips, seal jacks, big boys, LBCs, squats, more merkins. Lap in between exercises.
MARY: no time except for gas pumpers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Q source, D2D fundraising, CSAUPs, FNG training
COT: prayers for all

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SCSOHLS

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WARMUP:
SSH
IW
HW
Toy Soldier
Butt Kickers
Short Mosey
Maybe some yoga
Dan John’s Humane Burpee (look it up if you’ve read this far)
Slingshot
Halos

THE THANG: Farmers Carry around the AO
Stopped for the sequence:
One handed Swing
Clean
Snatch
Over Head Reverse Lunge
Racked Squat
Repeat on the other side

Sometimes we did more than one rep of the sequence, other times we didn’t.

Bear crawled for a while to get our heart rates back down after the sequence….that was not an effective method of lowering the heart rate. You’re welcome

MARY: 4 burpee snatches each side
did do some rotational halos from our knees

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jaeger 3/11
COT: Went around the circle. Small groups = easier fellowship

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Geezer Butler

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Big crowd this morning at Block Party. 24 men started their day off right, some ran, some rucked, and some stuck around and the rest followed the old geezer.
First stop, the bank on the corner, actually it is a pharmacy now. Circled up for exercises in cadence (SSHs, MNCs, IWs, WMs). Next, we selected a partner. Bear crawl to the middle of the parking lot, 10 partner merkins, bear crawl back to the curb, rinse and repeat 3 times.
Next, we ran down to the town hall offices, 3 rounds of Mike Tysons (set of 10). Back on the road, up to the top of the hill on Williamson St. 3 rounds of Partner pushes between the light poles. I was corrected, one of the poles was actually a flag pole (old man eyes). Next, hold plank, down to elbow, six inches. Back down the hill, return to the top of the parking lot. Brisk mosey to the parking lot across from COT with the brick wall. Dora 1-2-3, 200 Carolina Dry Docks, 300 Squats, 400 LBCs. Partner 1 performed the exercises while Partner 2 ran to the wall and did 3 muscle-ups.
Back to COT

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