Good coffee is the key to any good morning

Lots of fit guys forgot to read the Q schedule, lesson learned.

warm up by the bank, lil’ bit of this, lil’ bit of that

other side of the bank for a 5-10-15-20-25 accumulator from one side of the small lot to the other. Mode of transport, bear crawl, exercises included SSH, merkins, jump squats, shoulder taps, BB sits

to the new lot by the new natural food store, highly recommend, nice size lot. accumulator up and down 10, 10-20, 10-20-30, 10-20-30, 10-20, 10. Exercises included BB sits, Travoltas, Monkey Humpers, mode of transportation on paper was Toy Soldier, until Punchlist went to the crawl bear, many others followed suite (a spectacular example of modify as needed when there is an old slow guy on Q)

to the side of Subway for a wall sit and a couple pop out burpees

to Hobo’s-ish for a few Mahktar N’Diayes and Kneetar N’diayes

the we went to the ABC store and did some sprints

to Loom-ish for step-up and dips

Back to COT, Mary included the dying cockroach

My thanks to Kermit for the opportunity

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Check out off the tracks brewing in rock hill. Also, I have to take a Clemson. Lastly, Stroud or Young?

WARMUP: one side straddle hop
THE THANG: one dude runs down a hill and does 3 man makers with kettle bell whilst rest of pax does merkins and other exercises with random counts. Oh, we also made weird grunting noises at the bottom part of squats for no apparent reason.
MARY: there’s just something about her. Maybe she used to be Mark?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: can’t remember, but Will does do pints for padres once per month at the print shop! Ask him for details.
COT: Our country is divided, prayers for inclusiveness for all of Gods children. Practice grace. Love your wives and children deeply and unconditionally. Have a great day!

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Sweet Route

I thought it would be a good idea to write down my Q on a slip of paper to make sure I remembered everything about our stops this morning. Yep, lots of Q mocking.
Simple workout this morning, we stopped at every ice cream/dessert shop between the AO location and Gold Hill Road. Short disclaimer, we are crossing roads, look out for cars.
Exercises at each stop: Merkins, Squats, LBCs, and CCDs. reps determined by a complicated mathematical equation.
First stop: Dairy Queen, Earlier arrivals: SSHs, rep count 10
DQ was the only franchise in my home town. We had a late bus that would take us home after football practice. The bus driver stopped at DQ and let us purchased food while she dropped off the other students on the other side of town. Only rule was she was not waiting for anyone on the way back. I ordered a chicken sandwich (Bad Choice) which took longer than normal and I got left at the DQ. Luckily, I was able to get a ride back to my bus stop before the bus arrived.
Back to the workout:
Stop #2 – Pelicans – Over 100 flavors of ice, open for over 20 years.
Early Arrivals – Jump Squats,
Rep count 20 (Merkins, Squats, LBCs, and CCDs)

Stop 3 Dunkin Donuts –
Early Arrivals – Plank
Rep count 15 (Merkins, Squats, LBCs, and CCDs)

Fifteen represented the number of Dunkin Donut stops located between my apartment and work when I lived in MA. Best donut – Jelly filled cruller (I don’t think they make them any more, but if you find them let me know).

Stop 4 – Brewsters – Over 150 ice cream flavors, open 1989
Early Arrivals – Lunges
Rep count 35 (Merkins, Squats, LBCs, and CCDs)

Stop 5 – Abbotts – Over 121 flavors, open in 1902
Rep count 30 (Merkins, Squats, LBCs, and CCDs)

Back to COT.

Ice cream is one of my favorite food groups. Each shop has many choices, like our lives, we have many choices. Our attitudes toward family, friends, and others. Our interactions with coworkers, clients, and people we meet throughout the day. Choose to be better.

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Not Flight Plan

WARMUP: Mosey to FM Church of God-SSH, Squats, Windmill, Senator’s Plank and other stuff
THE THANG: Lunch walk across parking lot. 10 jump squats in the middle and end. Reverse lung back. Crab walk across lot with 20 dips in the middle and end.
Mosey to hill for Jacobs Ladder. 7×1 Mountain Climber merkins at top, bombjacks at bottom.
-Go up the other direction for 20 Vups run to confederate for 20 bicycles, run back down 20Vups.
-Mosey back to COT
MARY: A couple exercises more till 0600
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Birthday Q Surprise

WARMUP:
No idea. YHC showed up 15 mins late.
THE THANG:
When I showed up Cyclops has them running laps around the track With exercises after each lap.

Once YHC took over we did the following:
Moved over to the brick fence and did 5 press ups preceded by wall sits while each pax took turns running out to the light post and doing 2 burpees.
Then we repeated the press up on the wall for 5 more.

Next we moved down to the rock pole behind the school where we did the following with a large rock
4 man makers
13 curls
79 LBCs

Run to second light post

4 man makers
13 overhead press
79 SSH

Run to second light

4 man makers
13 chest press
23 squats

Mosey back toward COT
Stopped up by school for 10 Mike Tyson’s and 10 dirty Myrtles.

MARY:
No time left
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read newsletter
COT:

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Break in the storm

WARMUP: 10 Each SSH, Cherry pickers, windmills, Moroccan Night Clubs
THE THANG: 11’s on the hill behind Harris Teeters Bomb Jacks and Burpees. Moseyed back to the parking and did 3 rounds of 4 corners. Big boys, LBC’s, Flutters, and American hammers.
MARY: 1 round
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Battle Bot leading 420 burpee’s on 4/20
COT:had to be there

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Masters week &. 9 holes of golf

WARMUP: Mosey to the millstone parking lot for various exercises with burpees sprinkled in
THE THANG:  9 holes of golf – counts always adding up to 18 – burpees at the tee box and squats at the green: 16-2, 14-4, etc. pax played par 5’s 4’s and 3’s – covered almost 3 miles on this alone. Afterwards, pax moseyed to veterans park for a pledge to honor all who serve our country.
MARY: no time – Stang thought it more important we stretch, so after 5 burpees upon getting back to WEP, we did.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:  took place
COT: 5th core principle

Thanks, Grinder, for the call out. Honored to lead where it all started. 👁

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Upscale Herpes, Boss!

Disclaimer was disclaimed. Also added that no man would be left behind, that we would stay together, however, if someone got ahead, they would perform exercises until the 6 arrived.

WARMUP:
Mosey
25 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
15 LSS IC
15 MNCs IC
yoga
Q3.10 Consistency
Why do complex men often lead simple lives?
Simplicity is the foundation of consistency. A virtuous leader simplifies the aspects of his life that are under his direct control – put as much on auto pilot as possible.

THE THANG:
Ran to the playground and did a form of 21-gun salute.
21-gun salute:
* Run a lap
* 21 Merkins
* 21 Hillbilly Squats
* 21 LBCs IC
* 21 MCs IC
* 21 American hammers IC
How can a man keep from going off the rails?
Strong routines are the framework for consistency. A brick is a singular positive habit that is advantageous to the individual. Several bricks together form a routine and create the basis for a Guardrail. Guardrails protect the man from the Flux.

Ran to rear parking lot of elementary school, shoulder taps for the 6.
PAX agreed to do the next sequence in descending order, so we did all of the exercises listed below, ran a lap aroudn the parking lot, and then removed the exercise with the most reps before repeating the list. All reps were completed.
1 burpee
2 bomb jacks
3 merkins
4 jumping lunges (2 each leg)
5 Bobby Hurley’s
6 Sumo squats
7 Carolina Dry Docks
8 lunges (4 each leg)
9 monkey humpers
10 squats
How can a man learn to be more consistent?
The Virtuous Leader focuses on bandwidth, not perfection. There will always be fluctuation. Knowing this, the Virtuous Leader Accelerates his Consistency by focusing on the bandwidth of his fluctuation rather than perfection. His objective is to reduce the distance between his peaks and valleys to something so small that only he can see it.

MARY: Flutters IC, Pretzels IC, Hello Dollys IC, WW2 Sit Ups IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hangin w/ Stang, Pints & Padres, The Hive tomorrow.

COT: Was had, stays in COT.

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