Fast and Risky Business

WARMUP: A few exercises to ensure some losses bodies before fast running
THE THANG: Fast 5k training plus some dice games

Mosey to light at Cleburne and White Street

Run for time (don’t mosey or yogg) the loop around FM Town Hall in the roads, which is a .6 min or 1k loop.

Mosey to pkg lot between Town Hall and WEP

Pax turns rolling dice to determine exercise and # of reps. Exercises include:

Hand release merkins
Monkey humpers
Shoulder Taps
Parker Peters
Sumo squats
Burpees

After all pax take turn, run lap around the pkg lot

Rinse / repeat (we got 3 rounds in)

Back to road to run another 1k loop for time, striving to beat the first lap time

Mosey home

MARY: yes, for final 2 mins

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fast 5k

COT: As always per 5th core principle

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Webb-o-rama ’til the Sun Rises

WARMUP:
10x SSH
10x Windmills
10x Imperial Walkers
10x Cherry Pickers
10x TRUE Sumo Squats

THE THANG:
4 cones set up along path near the pond. On each cone were 2 exercises to be done in Jack Webb style (1:4 ratio)
Cone 1- 1 Burpee : 4 SSH
– >> Bear crawl to next station
Cone 2 – 1 Big boy sit up : 4 American Hammers
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
Cone 3 – 1 Knee tar N’Diaye : 4 Squats
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
Cone 4 – Traditional Jack Webb –
– >> Run Around front of shops then around to first station
Instead of doing all 10 reps at once, we broke it up into 3 rounds.
Round 1: 1-5
Round 2: 6-8
Round 3: 10 (skipped 9 since we ran out of time).

Great work by all men. Thanks for the chance to lead, Jekyll.

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Not Many Fooled on April 1st.

Run to opposite side parking lot of school for Dynamic Warmup:
– SSH x15
– IW (high) x15 => High Knee
– Seal Jacks x15
– Windmills x10 => Butt Kickers
– Merkins x10
– Dry Docks x10=> Shuffle L/R
– Low Slow Squat x20

The Thang:
Ran to the back of the school (near the bridge). Pax paired up and a foreman was selected to represent all pax. Each pair took turns working their way to a rep count (the pax not doing the exercise various stationary positions. Once all pairs done, a moving exercise (out-and-back) was done by everyone. Then, we started the next round. The details of each round are listed below.

The twist for April Fool’s day is that before the moving exercise, a true/false question was posed to the pax. If the foreman answered correctly, an “easy” out-and-back exercise was done. If incorrect, a difficult out-and-back exercise was drawn from the “bucket ‘o pain”.

SET 1
PARTNER A – 20 MERKINS
PARTNER B – PLANK
FLAPJACK to reach 80

SET 2
PARTNER A – 20 SQUATS
PARTNER B – AL GORE
FLAPJACK to reach 80

SET 3
PARTNER A – 20 PETER POINTERS
PARTNER B – Elbow PLANK
FLAPJACK to reach 80

Set 4
PARTNER A – 10 Lunges (5 each leg)
PARTNER B – Deep squat
FLAPJACK to Reach 60

SET 5
PARTNER A 20 – DRY DOCKS
PARTNER B – Downward Dog
FLAPJACK to Reach 80

Set 6
PARTNER A 10 – Run Stance Switch
PARTNER B – AL GORE
FLAPJACK to Reach 80

Great work by all pax!

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$100,000 Pyramid (Scheme)

WARMUP:
Seal Jacks, Moroccan Nightclubs, Cherry Pickers, Windmills

THE THANG:
The amphitheater has 11 stone “benches”. An index card with 2 exercises was placed on each stone. One at a time, a pax bear-crawled to a stone to retrieve a card, while other pax planked from elbows until he returned.

All pax then did those 2 exercises together:

Index cards:
1. Merkins 30 / Sumos 30
2. Derkins 20 / Lunges 20
3. Carolina Dry Docks 20 / Bomb Jacks 20
4. Burpees 15 / Flutters 60
5. Dips 20 / LBCs 40
6. Shoulder Taps 20 / Freddy Mercury’s 40
7. Step Ups 20 / American Hammers
8. Peter Parker 30 / Al Gore (60 sec)
9. Flying Squirrels 20 / Box Cutters 20
10. Side Lunge 20 / Mtn Climbers 30
11. Parker Peter 30 / Reverse Lunge 20
each side

MARY:
Throughout

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel tonight, Vuvu’s fastest 5k next week

COT:
Praises and prayers for aging parents and praises for Boogie’s son getting accepted for a semester abroad in Spain!

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Just run in circles is all I said

WARMUP: gave the route of the big circle and the small circle. If you know you know and we had no FNGs so they knew.
THE THANG: we ran in the circles
MARY: none but everyone came back from running in circles
ANNOUNCEMENTS: upcoming convergence and nothing else related to circles
COT: no mention of circles but we did a ball of man which is like a circle

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Make Arms Great Again

10 at Slow Burn this morning. We began with a lap around Lowe’s parking lot and stopped in front of Persis for the typical warm up exercises.
Next, we did 7s between the sidewalks, dips and merkins on each end, bear crawls in between the sides.
Another lap around Lowes
Dora – 150 merkins, 250 squats, 350 LBCs
Burpee ladder with partner – alternate running and burpees. 1 burpee at each painted line add 1 at each line, total of 12 lines or 78 burpees.
Back to COT for Ab work. Twister got in some Gas Pumpers.

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Biscuits and light poles

WARMUP: Various exercises while doing laps around outside of parking lot. Somehow biscuits were brought up and for the rest of the time everyone discussed their favorite biscuit restaurant and topping.
THE THANG: Start at point where road split for the football parking. 5 bombjacks, run to 2nd light pole, 10 merkins, 10 squats, back to start for 5 bombjacks, run to 1st light pole for 10 merkins, 10 squats, back to start for 5 bombjacks. That’s one round. Each round we moved up a light pole, kept the bombjacks, and let PAX pick exercises. 3:2 was seal jacks and LBCs. 4:3 was diamond merkins and plank jacks. 5:4 was jump squats and flutter(?). Finally 6:5 was shoulder taps and mountain climbers. Times up, back to COT.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Pretty sure a few PAX had biscuits later this morning. Lots of recommendations for places to try around town. Fun group this morning and we got some good work in. Thx for the opportunity Bassomatic!

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Counting Down from 100

WARMUP:
Quick COP warm-up with Imperial Walkers, Seal Jacks, and Hill Billy Walkers.

THE THANG:
Mosey down to oval loop in front of Springfield Middle. Near school entrance we started with a 100 reps of an exercise. We then ran (together) down to the lower part of the loop. For a portion of the run, pax had to do a moving exercise, determined by one pax drawing from a bucket ‘o pain. At the lower part of the loop, we then did 90 reps of a different exercise. Once all pax were done, we ran back to the top part in front of the school entrance (scaling a small wall that was part of the loop).
We repeated, counting down to 10 exercises. Here was the list.

100 Flutters
90 Squats
80 Shoulder Taps
70 Hello Dollys
60 SSH
55 LBCs
50 Merkins
40 Speed Skaters
30 Lunges
20 Burpees
10 Big Boy Sit-ups

We ended up skipping the lunges due to time, but we added some Bombjacks at the end, thanks to some nudging from BandCamp.

YHC had the opportunity to share my testimony and try to encourage all pax that each person’s testimony is their own uniquely, God-created, story…including the testimonies being lived out by our kids.

The mumble chatter was fantastic, as we learned perhaps a bit too much about CakeBoss’ impending first “official” colonoscopy. Thanks RainMaker for the opportunity to lead.

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