IronPax ’23 Week 0

IT’S IRON PAX SEASON!!!! Week 0 was a great reminder of what’s expected and how hard you will be pushed this month.

Week 0 was in honor of Gary R Wieneke, SP4, who served in the United States Army as an X-ray Spec with the 128th Evac Hospital in Germany from September 1955 to 1958. Mr Wieneke is the father of one of F3Greenwood’s own, Michael Wieneke, F3Brut. Mr. Wieneke passed away at the age of 83 and Brut created this workout in honor of him.
Aside from serving his country, Mr. Wieneke was a renowned track and field coach in the US. He coached the US Junior National Team. He was the head coach at the University of Illinois from 1967 until his retirement after the 2002-2003 season. Wieneke was a nine0time NCAA District IV Coach of the year, was named the NCAA National Indoor Track and Field Coach of the Year in 1987 and garnered three Big Ten Outdoor Coach of the Year. He has been inducted into numerous different Halls of Fame, among them are the US Track and Field and Cross Country and University of Illinois Athletic Halls of Fame.
Behind the numbers
800 meters was his best event. He coached 11 different student-athletes to 27 Big Ten titles in this event
13 reps for the warm-up exercises represents the number of Big Ten Conference Championships his teams won
5 warm-up exercises represent 1 for each Olympic athlete that he coached
7 different exercises and the 8 burpees after each exercise represent the date he passed away – 7/8/2021
Format
Complete the workout for time
Need a 400-meter track or path marked out
Coupon is needed for this workout
Start the timer when the warm-up starts.
The Thang
Warm-up (performed in cadence)
13 reps of each exercise (all 4 count)
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Shoulder Taps
Mountain Climbers
Plank Jacks
800-meter run
85 reps of each of the following exercise. Perform 8 burpees after completing 85 reps of each exercise, including the KB Swings.
Hand Release Merkins
Big Boy Sit-ups
Goblet Squats
Dips
Overhead Press
4 count flutter kicks
KB Swings
800-meter run

The encouragement that happened throughout the workout was top notch. While this was terrible, we all finished. Seeing the list of things that has to get done, is daunting, we all made it to the other side. Don’t let the daunting task stop you in your tracks. You can preserver and overcome.

Great job gents!

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Miles and smiles

WARMUP: What? This is a ruck…

THE THANG: Took a left on 160 to WEP. Looped around the park and back. I had 3.25 miles on the watch but started it late so it was probably a little over that

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sofrito is like a living version of the newsletter. He listed off more items than I knew we had! He did notably forget the Christmas party though…

COT: Pray for kids/teacher/parents as the school year starts and also everyone in the labor market as the economy waivers.

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Nine Eagles WOD

WARMUP: SSH, windmills, 7’s with 100 yd run and burpees and both ends
THE THANG:
“NINE EAGLES”
6 rounds:
• 11 Ruck Push Ups
• 11 Ruck Lunges (total)
• 11 Ruck Overhead Press
• 11 Ruck Overhead Squat
• 11 Ruck Swings
• 11 Flutter Kicks (4 count )
• 11 Mountain Climbers (4 count)
• 11 V-Ups
• 11 Ruck Plank Pull Throughs (total)
• 101 meter Sandbag Shoulder Carry
• 101 meter Sandbag Farmer Carry

Ruck: Men 30lb
Sandbag: Men 60lb

MARY: Box cutters, LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Closed in prayer

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What are we doing here today?

WARMUP: SSH, windmills, IW, willie mays hayes, morracan night climbs into overhead claps, Michael Phelps
THE THANG: run a loop around the park stopping at every wood swing for 5 merkins, 10 squats, 15 LBC’s.
Run to the old springs building 10 step ups each side, 10 derkins. Run a lap. Repeat but 10 incline merkins and add 20 dips. Lunge lunge squat the parking lot then head up the big hill.
4 Corners. 3 laps. 30 Flutter kicks. 25 hand release merkins. 20 Bobby Hurleys. 15 Peter pointers (Alabama Prom Night in GA).
People’s chair and balls to the wall. Head to the playground for some fun.
MARY: 1 Pax calls an exercise to do. Other Pax do said exercise while the Pax that called it ran up to the slide and then slid down it. Definitely some humor at the end of a workout.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Baby Shanks coming in March!
COT: prayer to Walker with the death of his sister. To my pregnant M. To all the kids going back to school next week and their teachers.

NMM – Always great to be back in The Fort to see my brothers in the gloom. The slide was a much needed laugh for the PAX.

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Green fruit with fuzz

Esso:
Merkins
Dips
Overhead Claps
Derkins
Erkins
Multiple reps

Band Camp:
Pacer Test

Shady:
10 knee ups
20 flutters
30 American hammers
40 second plank

10 Peter Parker’s
10 Parker Peters
10 Side things now called the fire hydrant

– @Barry Manilow was not parterning with @Anchorman or @CakeBoss
– @Portal found an orange sky
– @HarryCarry and @Shady want another 20 meter shot
– @SkateOrDie managed to get to the closest AO to his house, and many mornings that is enough
– @Shield and @Ruby Slippers want permission to give me candid feedback. Granted.
– @Saw Dust charges hard
– @Splinter and @Esso had a competition to see who was a bigger Clemson fan. ( @Slash would have loved it )

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Hang time at the Ring of Fire

WARMUP:
Goofballs
Windmills
Low slow squats
Moroccan night clubs
Overhead claps

THE THANG:
Dead hangs/planks
1 min x 2 sets
On set 2, hang as long as you can. Winner gets a prize.
It was Cohiba

2 teams
Indian run in opposite directions 2 laps
Last guy does 5 merkins then runs to front
Losing team does 10 burpees. Winning team planks
Shuffle teams and repeat

Light pole ladder
5 pull-ups
10 CDDs
15 diamond merkins
20 jump squats
25 Peter Parkers

Finisher – final 10 minutes
Dora – mode of transport is bear crawl
100 monkey humpers
200 Flutters
300 SSH

MARY:
no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Newsletter

COT: Think about being the man you were created to be

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1 Q 2 Q 3Qs 4Qs at The Yard

WARMUP: Bitcoin took us thru the disclaimer and a solid Warmup, complete with Imperial Walkers Hilly Billy Walkers, Wind Mills Cherry Pickers, which all began w a mosey.

The Thang:

Old bay grabbed the Q stick and walked us thru his maze of cones.  Some Pax paid attention and some Pax (well) not so much…
Old Bay
Zig-Zag Cone Course
– Line up for run through cone course by all (backwards run to start)
– Partner up (size not matter)
– Partner 1 does stationary exercise while partner 2 does moving exercises through the cone course
– Flapjack and then plank up until six is in
– Proceed to next round

1. LBCs –> lunges
2. American Hammer–>bunny hops
3. Peter Parkers –> karaoke
4. Flutters –> toy soliders
5. Hello Dollys –> backwards lunges
6. Low Plank –> butt kickers (2x)
Fogerty grabbed the Q and lead the Pax onto the Turf football field for a full 100yd ladder at every 10 yd markers.  Each pax added a rep up until mid field and then removed one rep until they reached the other goal line. Pax stated with 1 bombjax and 1 merkin at the 10yd line….2 of each at the 20, 3 of each at the 30yd line…Pax made their way back to the original goal line with same cadence but this time it was squats with overhead clap. Pax headed back to COT when Buddy ( Cousin Eddie son) took the Q stick and led the entire group back to COT w some butt kickers, Grapevine switching sides, Hops and finally a mosey to Circle up for 3 mins of Mary. Buddy did not relinquish the Q stick and led the pax in a round of Big Boys until time was called. Mumblechatter erupted around the 15th rep….but we were all better for it !! Nice job Buddy!!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff the bus, HIM camp next weekend and a round of prayers / praises from every pax.
Bass took us out in prayer.

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Staff Sergeant Edwardo Loredo Dedication

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Imperial Walkers, Broga, and Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG:
Cheese Shredder
3 Rounds: (24) Burpees, (24) Squats, (24) Merkins, (24) Lunges, (24) Big Boy Sit Ups, and 1 lap around track
4 Rounds: (1) Carolina dry docks at Goal Line and (5) LBCs at 20 yard line. Counts increased every round by 1 for Carolina Dry Docks and by 5 for LBCs. Mode of Transportation consisted of the following:
Round 1: Bear Crawl, Round 2: Nur, Round 3: Crab Walk, Round 4: Sprint, Round 5: Mosey
MARY: (24) reps of American Hammers, Flutters, Hello Dollies, Box Cutters, and Rosalita
ANNOUNCEMENTS: HIM Camp, Stuff the Bus, and Bethel Shelter Food Service
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Mojo Rising

Portal led the warm up. His first time counting in cadence. He crushed it

We moved around the campus today

Legs at the auditorium entrance:
20 step ups – mosey
20 box jumps – mosey
20 one leg box jumps- mosey

Mosey to the 4 year old parking area
Bear crawl

Mosey to the outdoor lunch area
People’s Chair with leg lifts
Tibialis raise

Mosey to auto shop
Burpees for the 6

Mosey to pull-up bars
1 pull-up
2 chin ups
3 merkins
5 sets
Harry Carey complimented this and I admired I stole it from Skate-or-Die: https://f3thefort.com/2022/07/01/hardest-24-minutes-in-all-of-the-fort/

Mosey to Sugar Creek for some hip mobility
Shin Box Switch
Sumo-Squat, knee tap
Cossack Squat, knee fold
(Crowd pleaser)

COT

Set an alarm to make things around you better today.

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