Kicking our asses in between the holidays

WARMUP:
THE THANG:

3.5 miles ran

1st loop
15 burpees
From Brayden Clubhouse, run to 160
15 merkins
Run back to Clubhouse

2nd loop
15 leg lifts
Run to Emory and Helton
15 box cutters
Run back to Clubhouse

Repeat 2x

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: make vacation time intentional with 2.0s
Go see Mufasa – both good and bad leadership lessons were on display.

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Christmas Eve Convergence at The Yard

WARMUP: (cake boss): 5 Burpees, SSH, 4 B., Imp.Walk, 3B., HillWalk, 2B, something else, 1B…

Count off 1 & 2; Group 1 w/ Farmers Only, Group 2 w/ Suplex
Switch Q’s at 1/2 mark

THE THANG:
Group 1 (Farmers only):

Group 2 (Suplex):
Cocaine Bear Crawls to the 50 (2 merkins at each 5yrd). Al Gore till the 6
Mary #1: 12 Hello Ladies (IC), 24 Plank Jacks (IC), 12 BBSU & 24 Heel-taps (OYO)
Go right into….
Burpee Broad Jumps (3 & 3) to end zone
Plank till the 6

R.2
Crane Carries to 50: back to back, 1 runs while other flutter kicks (swap @ 25… mod. to piggyback if needed)
Mary #2: 12 AmHamms (IC), 24 Gas Pumpers (IC), 12 Dying CockRoaches & 24 LBCs (OYO)
Go right into…
Other man in Sparrow Run.
@ end zone: 12 Imp-Squat-walkers (IC) 24 or something else (improv.)

MARY: done w/in Thang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletters… Merry Christmas!
COT: held (5th core principle)

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A Tuesday Challenge

Mission Statement
Disclaimer
Warmup
SSH
IW
HW
Shoulder Tap
1 merkin
Mountain Climber
1 merkin
Peter Parker
1 merkin
Parker Peter
1 merkin

Mosey to the Nazarene then Print Shop stopping along the way for:
20 8 count burpees
18 squats
16 diamond merkins
14 flutters
12 CDD
10 bomb jacks
8 8 count burpees
6 diamond merkins
4 mountain climbers
2 flutters

At the print shop:
10 called dead-hang pullups
5 OYO pull ups
15 bulgarian split squats
Passing 10-count hang
15 derkins
Passing 10-count alternating arm hang (this one should have been done before the first round of pull ups)
15 dips

Mosey to the sight of the soon-to-be NOT Trader Joe’s
Sneaky Gorillas
Howling Monkeys

Mosey to the Church of God
10 Mike Tyson
Bear Crawl
10 Bomb Jacks
Lunge Walk back

Climb all the stairs

10 Mike Tyson

Mosey back to COT
Hold Al Gore for 0600

NMM: The mission is to invigorate male community leadership. Step up! You’re ready.

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Bro-Workout

WARMUP: From Vet Park ran to the FM Pharmacy lot and did 10 SSH, from there ran to the Veterinary Animal Hospital and did 10 Mnt Climbers, from there we ran down to FM Church of God. We split up into two groups. The route is 0.7 mile loop. Merkins and BBS. Everyone finished with 3.5 miles or more.
THE THANG:
MARY: We did have time for Mary. Flutters, Penguins, Protractor, Freddy Mercury.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Closed in prayer

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4 corner for Pushers Bday

Pledge Allegiance

Run up Massey stop at Harris 15 Merkins 15 LBCs, 15 Squats
Run to Ardrey stop 15 Merkins, 15 LBCs, 15 Squats
Run To White stop 15 merkins, 15 LBCs, 15 squats.
Run to bottom of Harris stop 15 merkins, 15 LBCs, 15 Squats

Rinse and Repeat two more time for 3+ miles.

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King of the Hill

WARMUP: Mosey across street to Brayden. Windmills waiting on six
THE THANG: Run down to bottom of Brayden hill. Run up to first street (20 merkins) run back down. Flutters. Run up to second street (15 squats) run back down. Freddy Mercury’s. Run up to top of hill (10 bomb jacks) run back down. Hello Dollys. Run the Brayden loop and return to bottom of hill. Run up to top of hill (5 bomb jacks) back down to second street (10 squats) run down to first street (15 merkins) back up the hill across to COT.
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas party, Bethel Men’s, relief efforts
COT: prayers for healing and those affected by the storm

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Fort 12 Year Anniversary

THE THANG: Liberty led boot camp, 3D led Kettlebell and Time Machine led run
MARY: Dark Helmet rambled about cadence and people not keeping up with the rhythm of his glorious mane
ANNOUNCEMENTS: NASA presented the purpose of the Children’s Attention Home
COT: Esso talked about the purpose and greatness of the work being done by the Fort and Rock Hill regions.

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Four Corner Fest

IC SSH, Moroccan Nightclub, Cherry pickers, lss, mtn climbers, plank, hands to the sky, Honeymooner, down dog
mosey

Four corners
CDD 20 IC
Up main – Hold plank at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
CDD 15 IC
Right at Monroe white
CDD 10 IC
Right on confederate
CDD 5 IC

Shoulder taps 20 IC
Up main – Hold plank at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
Shoulder taps 15 IC
Right at Monroe white
Shoulder taps 10 IC
Right on confederate
Shoulder taps 5 IC

Low slow squat 20 IC
Up main – al gore at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
Ls Squat 15 IC
Right at Monroe white
Ls squat 10 IC
Right on confederate
Ls squat 5 IC

Monkey humper 10 IC
Up main – al gore at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
MH 10 IC
Right at Monroe white
MH 10 IC
Right on confederate
MH 10 IC

Mosey to COT. Stretching and LBC to 6

Making these editable is a dangerous proposition that <@UGU3XR5RP> should look into before <@U5CVD8D7V> really causes problems.

It’s ok, nobody reads them anyway.

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Bermuda Triangle

WARMUP: None
THE THANG:
Bermuda Triangle which consist of running a lap around somewhat triangle shaped loop.

Pit stops along the way
15 merkins
20 LBCs
20 squats
5 pull ups at print shop

Then reverse the course. Everyone got the quota of 3 miles. Some got more

MARY:
Airborne hip exercises

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Hill Sprints with beautiful sunrise

WARMUP:
– SSH / WM / IW
THE THANG:
– hill sprints: 50%/75%/100%
– 7’s up the hill: burpees+big boys / mode of transport = backwards uphill run
– jack webb: 1:4 / merkins + OH clap
– hill sprints: 50%/75%/100%
MARY:
– Airborns hips
– brief broga
– Thunder burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read newsletter
COT:
– was held

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