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WARMUP:
– Windmills – 10 IC
– Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
– Arm Circles – 10 IC
– Overhead Claps – 25 IC
– Mosey to the larger parking lot

THE THANG:
Part 1: Dora 1-2-3 – Partner up
– 100 Merkins
– 200 LBCs
– 300 Air Squats
– While one partner worked, the other ran a 50-yard shuttle.

Part 2: Four Corners – AMRAP
PAX took on each corner with intensity:
– 10 Burpees
– 20 Bonnie Blairs
– 30 Plank Jacks
– 40 Flutter Kicks (4-count)

Part 3: Jack Webb
1 Merkin to 4 Air Presses, all the way up to 5:20.

Mosey back to COT

MARY:
Worst Worst LBC – 10 IC
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Right Leg
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Left Leg

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Blood Drive
– Cannoli Run
– Read your news letter

COT:
Prayers and praises, This was done C-Span Style everyone shared.

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IPAX inspired workout

WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, Run, Wind Mill, Squats, Run, Grave Cinder Blocks.
THE THANG: 35 yard Merry, one end do 50 reps of and exercise the use the corresponding MOT, then do 5 Burpees and return to the beginning using the same MOT and continue with the next exercise.
1. 50 Merkins, MOT Murder Bunnies
2. 50squats, MOT Broad Jumps
3. 50 Big Boys, MOT Bear Crawls
4. 50 CDD, MOT Lunges
5. 50 Mike Tysons, MOT Crawl Bear
6. 50 Chess Press W/CB, MOT OH Cinder Block
7. 50 American Hammer, MOT Lieutenant Dan
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Back to School

We warmed up with the Motivator and then did some stretchy things. We moseyed around TJ the front of the theater where we went to school.

Billy Madison inspired workout — 1 exercise 12 reps, for each grade. As we matriculated to the next grade we couldn’t forget our previous lesson so we repeated that exercise and performed the next grades exercise. As we were running out of time we accelerated our lessons by the 9th grade
– K – SSH
– 1st – Mountain Climbers
– 2nd – Merkins
– 3rd – Squats
– 4th – LBCs
– 5th – CDDs
– 6th – Flutter Kicks
– 7th – Lunges
– 8th – Diamond Merkins
– 9th – Plank Jacks
– 10th – Shoulder Taps
– 11th – American Hammers
– 12th – Burpees

Moseyed back to COT. No time for Mary. Ended with announcements and prayers and praises.

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A beautiful morning for a run …

WARMUP: coffee for me
THE THANG: it was a perfect morning for a run, YHC did 5, Vuvu did 8-10. I gave a route and then did not follow it. Instead, down Munn (great warm up mile), left on Harris, flat, down, UP, left on Ardrey, nearing WEP I saw the boss and his merry band warming up, my pace increased … in the opposite direction, back on 160 (sidewalk nearly complete), N on 21 to the back entrance to Kingsley, around the long way, almost home and I was summoned by the fast guys rounding up. Reversed for a minute, and return
MARY: bought me coffee
ANNOUNCEMENTS: kind of
COT: discussion of cruise lines and diva amenities

Looks like we made it,

Barry M

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Bushwood Casino – Suplex dealing…

WARMUP: MOTIVATOR, Windmills, Imp.-Walkers

THE THANG:
:black_joker: Texas Hold ’Em Beatdown Rules
Setup:
– Regular deck of cards. Assign each suit to an exercise:
– Hearts → Merkins Diamonds → Squats
– Clubs → Big Boy Sit-Ups Spades → Jump Squats
– Number = reps (face cards = 10, Ace = 11, Joker = Q’s Choice)
– Change Exercises for Each Round…
– All Pax do exercises for Flop/Turn/River. Folding = 5-10 of “ante-exercise”. Betting (w/ IOU of ante-exercise reps) proceeds as with regular Texas Hold ’em. Upon the showdown (post-River card), everyone “Pays up”. Winner calls out easier/alt. exercise for himself & the pax that pay up w/ time to spare (until the 6 is up)

Round 2 & 3 (same as above… new exercises)
Hearts:CDD / Shakira
Diamonds:Lunges / Sumo Squats
Clubs:V-ups / Dying Cockroaches
Spades:Flying Squirrels / Kosak Squats
Ante/IOU: Hand-Release Burpees / Lt. Dan/Apollo Ono complex

Mosey around Lot …. Then 4-Square.
when “out”… take a short lap & do merkins until back in.

Quotes shared w/ Pax throughout the workout (Common theme of paying your debts):
Proverbs 10:9 (NIV)
“Whoever walks in integrity walks securely, but whoever takes crooked paths will be found out.”

Marcus Aurelius – Meditations 6.30
“If it is not right, do not do it, if it is not true, do not say it.”
(And if you said it—do it.)

Seneca – On Anger, Book III
“A promise is a debt.”

John Wooden (legendary coach):
“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are.”

George Washington:
“Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for ’tis better to be alone than in bad company.”
(Good company pays their IOUs.)

F3 Lexicon – Freed to Lead
“Your word is your bond. If you said it, own it. If you owe it, do it.

MARY: Pax choice – included Am.Hammers, leg raises, LBC’s among others

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash clean up, New AO in Rock Region, upcoming Canoli Run & Tortoise+Hare
COT: prayers for various life transitions lifted to Sky-Q

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Legs for lifts and curls for the girls

WARMUP: many side straddle hops and beautiful stretches
THE THANG: legs first half, upper body second half, had to be there
MARY: mother of Jesus
ANNOUNCEMENTS: several events, read your newsletter
COT: travel safety, leadership, etc.

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It’s Twister’s world, we all rent space

WARMUP: no
THE THANG: 1/3 trails, 1/3 forbidden land, 1/3 corn dogs at the strawberry festival
MARY: not present
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Twister was on TV, sign up for the Cannoli Run, Twister was on TV
COT: always

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Gridiron Ladder and Escalator

We moseyed a bit with some but kickers and karaoke as we made our way to the center of the Gridiron for a few warm up exercises.
– Grandpa Jacks
– Imperial Walkers
– Hillbilly Walkers
– Some stretchy things

Then we moseyed over to the sideline.

THANG 1
Starting at one sideline we made our way back and forth via the mode of transportation listed and
Run
– 100 SSH
Bear Crawl
– 75 Mt. Climbers (2=1)
Lung Walk
– 50 Sumo Squats
Karaoke
– 25 Merkins
Karaoke
– 10 Burpees
Nur
– 5 Jillian Michaels (Donkey Kick followed by Jumping Knee touch)

Mosey to Goal Line

THANG 2
Starting at the goal line:
Run to the 20 Yard Line
– 10 Burpees
Run to the 40 Yard Line
– 10 Burpees
– 20 WWII
Run to the 40 Yard Line
– 10 Burpees
– 20 WWII
– 30 Merkins
Run to the 20 Yard Line
– 10 Burpees
– 20 WWII
– 30 Merkins
– 40 American Hammers (2=1)
Run to the Goal Line
– 10 Burpees
– 20 WWII
– 30 Merkins
– 40 American Hammers (2=1)
– 50 Piston LBCs (25 each)

THANG 3
Ring of Fire Wave of Merkins
Pax circled up in the middle of the field. Everyone holds a plank as pax takes a turn doing a merkin and counting until we reached 100.

We moseyed back to COT for a little Mary

Announcements:
Bethel Men’s Shelter
Q Source at #ao-Lazarus following the workout. @cakeboss will lead the discussion
Several others – read your Newsletter
Ended with prayers.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead!

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