Cura-hee Cura-hoo Cura-ha Cura-haha

WARMUP: SSH, windmills, broga
THE THANG:
Move all weight as a team around school to first location
Mosey to Fire Ant Hill
1- 22 Single arm ruck pulls (11ea)
2- 18 Reverse lunges (9ea)
3- 14 Ruck squats
4- 10 OH ruck press
Mosey to “Field of Dreams”
12 min
Jerome WOD
Pair up with like-sized pax
75 yds
-Casualty carry down
Spring back
-Farmer carry two rucks 25 yards then 10 burpees. Repeat two times
-fireman drag buddy half way back
-run to recover rucks
-spring 75yds home.
Deck of Cards – F3 edition
Mosey to COT
MOLESKIN: Lots of great work put in after a Memorial Day Murph yesterday left slinky arms across the board. All of the sandbags were used, moved from station to station, and apparently had a re-visit to Fire Ant Hill.
Mosey to Field of dreams, where we picked up the Jerome WOD, named after Jerome Gonzalez who passed away at the Bragg heavy a few years ago.
Ended on F3 deck of cards style for these few minutes remaining, with Mainframe electing all exercises to be done with ruck on – as if the workout wasn’t fun enough.
Fun times, if you missed it, you missed it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Kenya convergence 6/10

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Murph – Sweep the Leg style

Attempt to meet the 3 mile requirment for sweep the leg and mimic a Murph workout…

Ran 1.5 miles and ended up at middle school.

100 reps – Shoulder taps (double count)
200 reps – Freddy mercuries (double count)
300 reps – Imperial walkers (double count)

Run 1.5 miles back to CoT

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Grinder Pivot

WARMUP: Joined Tomahawk for a Grinder led exercise.
THE THANG: Accepted invite from Grinder to complete 1 round of carrying ridiculously heavy items and made Q decision to peel team away while we could still move.

Moseyed HIMS to River Trail Elementary sports fields for Dora the Explorer. 200 Big boys, Merkens, Sumo Squats w bear claws and running as MOT.
Moseyed to bottom of hill back to COT. Ran to every light pole totaling 7 with 10 merkins at every pole. Go back and drop a light pole. Mosey back to COT.
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter. 2 Murph options.
COT: travel, kids growing up, kids summer safety.

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Indian Jog

WARMUP: 10 Each- SSH, Moroccan Night Clubs, cherry pickers, 10 Merkins OYO, 5 Burpee’s OYO
THE THANG:
Indian run to 160 with 2 pain stations:
Pain station #1
2 rounds of 4 corners 10-squats, 20-lunges, 30-Monkey Humpers, 40- Bomb jacks
Pain station#2
11’s- Diamond Merkins, HR Merkins
Indian Jog back to COT
MARY: 2-Minutes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Q-Source, Kenya awareness convergence, Care Center Volunteers
COT: Yes

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Memorial Day WOD

WARMUP:
– yes
THE THANG:
– 10x Burpees / 22x various other exercises
– mosey around Amphitheatre
– rinse and repeat
MARY:
– sandbag carry to stop sign and combined with other exercises
– by popular demand: Airborne Hip’s
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read newsletter
COT:
– was held

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Back to school with Billy Madison

This morning 11 studs went back to school with Billy Madison. Here’s what we did:

Warmup
10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
10 SSHs (IC)
Take a lap

The Thang
12 rounds of 12 exercises (adding new exercises each round) to simulate 12 years of school Billy had to complete.

12 American Hammers
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Squats
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 Boxcutters
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 Boxcutters, 12 Ranger Merkins
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 Boxcutters, 12 Ranger Merkins, 12 Lunges
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 Boxcutters, 12 Ranger Merkins, 12 Lunges, 12 Freddie Mercurys
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 Boxcutters, 12 Ranger Merkins, 12 Lunges, 12 Freddie Mercurys, 12 Diamond Merkins
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 Boxcutters, 12 Ranger Merkins, 12 Lunges, 12 Freddie Mercurys, 12 Diamond Merkins, 12 Burpees

Some guys got to the Diamond Merkins. Most guys hit two miles. All guys got smoked.

NMM
“Billy Madison” taught us to make the best of your second chances. Call the friend or family member you lost connection with. With the knowledge you have now, give that business venture a try. You’re never too old to complete the goals you had when you were younger.
Today was fun. The exercises weren’t, but the conversation was. Great energy today. I hope this was the hardest and stupidest thing you do today. If not, there’s always tomorrow. Thanks for the opportunity, Slow Jams.

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Murph Madness Recovery

WARMUP: The usual suspects: Cherry Pickers, IW, some other stuff

THE THANG: Slowsey to the basketball courts: merkins on one end, mosey to the opposite island and back. Rinse. Repeat.

Slowsey down to the concession stand. SSH, BBSU.

Slowsey around the track twice and back across the bridge.

Randomized 11s (LBC at hilltop, SSH at bottom)

Slowsey to school front via basketball courts.

Slowsey to COT for pain randomizer.

MARY: Who? Core principle says “men only.”

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Remember, you are not alone. Your brothers in the gloom are just a slack message, text, or phone call away.

COT: Prayers for our missing brother’s family following his untimely departure.

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