You can daraleek my hand release merkins

WARMUP: we did the pledge and they got a disclaimer…it’s Minnow Pond (RIP)
THE THANG: Old school go time.
Exercises at each of the stops was 5 hand release with a shoulder tap in between. Then 5 jump squats.
The route: started at crossing on main -> down academy to the 4 corners -> up the hill to the glass filled parking lot -> print shop getting 5 pull ups in -> back to crossings on main -> up the Massey hill to the parking lot -> little bay Jesus church lot -> down ardrey and past WEP to the chain parking lot -> then all the way down to Kanawha past the gas station (I had to look the name up) -> Leonides to Spratt -> McKenzie to Ardrey to LBJ lot again -> chain parking lot, again -> Massey hill and parking lot, again -> COT
MARY: we did flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 16 CSAUP, BRR – that’s all you need to know
COT: families of kids going back to school, parents getting older

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King of Ring – IPC Style

Workout inspired by IPC Killer Bs, modified the routine a bit, still sucked, but better for it.

WARMUP: 50xSSHIC at COT, moseyed to the FB field, 5 burpees OYO, ready to work.

THE THANG:
Start on goal line
Broad Jump to 10 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

Broad Jump to 20 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

Broad Jump to 30 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

From the 30 yard line bear crawl back to goal line and perform 20 Merkins & 15 Jump Squats & 10 Straight Lower Leg Lifts

Run 100 yards to other goal line and then NUR back to starting goal line

Round completed, rinse and repeat. PAX who finishes most rounds is King of the Ring

MARY: No time for her

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Break the Dam Feb 28th, Bethel Men’s Shelter serve feedback request by FloatBridge

COT: STK

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I’m Hurting, So You Will Too

WARMUP:

– SSH, Imperial Walkers, 10 count merkins, jog around parking lot (0.3 mi covered)

THE THANG:

Stop 1 → Stop 6 (0.2 mi covered)
– Stop 1 (Start)
– Exercise: Squat Jumps (15)
– Movement to Stop 2: Forward Run up an aisle in the parking lot
– Exercise: Apollo Ono’s (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 3: Side Shuffle across 3 aisles (Left lead)
– Exercise: Reverse Lunges (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 4: Nur down an aisle
– Exercise: Apollo Ono’s (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 5: Side Shuffle (Left lead) across 3 aisles
– Exercise: Merkins (20)
– Movement to Stop 6: Forward Run up an aisle
– Stop 6 Exercise: Bear Crawl to curb, then crawl bear

RETURN: Stop 6 → Stop 1 (0.2 mi covered)
Movement pattern reverses exactly.

– From Stop 6 to 5: Nur
– Stop 5 Exercise: Mountain Climbers (20 double count)
– Stop 5 to 4: Side Shuffle (Right lead)
– Stop 4 Exercise: Shoulder taps (20 single count)
– Stop 4 to 3: Forward Run
– Stop 3 Exercise: High Knees (20 double count)
– Stop 3 to 2: Side Shuffle (Right lead)
– Stop 2 Exercise: Hand Release Merkins (15)
– Stop 2 to 1: Nur
Repeat

Ran over to the middle school track (0.3 mi)

– 29 reverse lunges (single count)
Run a lap
– 20 squat jumps
– Run a lap
– If time permits, 20 merkins
– Run a lap
(Min 0.5 mi)

Head back to COT (0.3mi)
Min distance covered (~2.1 mi)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise and Hare, Overnight Ruck CSAUP, Break The Dam, D2D, BRR sign up
COT:

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Ladder of Fort Mill

WARMUP: mosey to lot, Did 5 warm up exercises, SSH, Windmill, pickers, etc.
THE THANG: A ladder 6 street intersection strategy crossing 1 -10 reps squats 2-20 merkins, 3- 30 etc. Etc.

Then a quick ab workout at the Pharmacy, one person runs the other works
Butterfly crunchesx2
Heels to heaven x2
Bug boys x2

MARY: nope time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: f3 Charity race jan.28th. Read newsletter
COT: prayers for kids etc.

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Respect The Fallen Heros

It was the day after The Super Bowl and the Monday morning quarterback syndrome was real, but we were there to pay homage to a fallen hero. His name is Army Sgt. Zachary D. Tellier and he was a great man.

The Thang:
5 Stations – No Excuses
10 Burpees

10 Burpees
25 Push-Ups

10 Burpees
25 Push-Ups
50 Lunges

10 Burpees
25 Push-Ups
50 Lunges
100 Sit-Ups

10 Burpees
25 Push-Ups
50 Lunges
100 Sit-Ups
150 Air Squats

Jwow

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Super G loves Jack Webb

36 degrees and balmy compared to how it has been.
WARMUP: ran to the corners of the path around WEP and performed SSH, Squats, mountain climbers and others.
THE THANG:
1. Jacob’s ladder on the hill. Merkins at bottom, donkey kicks at top.
2. Playground: partner up. Partner 1 runs around playground. Partner 2 does LBC. Flapjack. Repeat with derkins then swing crunches.
3. Jack Webb
MARY: round robin of Mary today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Break the Dam, Cannoli run(May), BRR(September)
COT: family health, job search, praise for the PAX.

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CURRAHEE!!!

WARMUP: SSH, Casbah Number 2s
THE THANG: Two teams. Two 60lb sandbags (thanks <@U01K743CG2G>)

Teams line up shoulder to shoulder and pass the sandbags up and down the line 2x rucks on.

Get up the hill where a stack of exercises is waiting. The team does the exercises and when the whole team is done, back down the hill to the sandbags. Rinse and repeat with the usual exercises. In the voice of Rooney from Ferris Bueller “9 times.”

MARY: 5 minutes of groin pulls.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam stuff, Brthel, May CSAUP, Come to <#C02QBPVDDQ8> for <#C0ACZR27LN9> training!
COT: Praise Jesus.

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Round and Round

False Spring hits today.
Don’t believe the lies. Keep posting.

THE THANG:

Perform each exercise in a suicide style workout.

20 squats with bell
20 SSH
20 single arm press
20 lunges
20 merkins 

I know there were probably too many side straddle hops but hey, we kept warm.

MARY: We stretched a bit and recovered a bit.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your email newsletter.

COT: Prayers lifted up.

Thanks men for posting and getting 1% better.

“Let us not get tired of doing good, for we will reap at the proper time if we don’t give up.”

‭‭Galatians‬ ‭6‬:‭9‬ ‭CSB‬‬

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