WARMUP: 10 Each- SSH, Moroccan Night Clubs, cherry pickers, 10 Merkins OYO, 5 Burpee’s OYO
THE THANG:
Indian run to 160 with 2 pain stations:
Pain station #1
2 rounds of 4 corners 10-squats, 20-lunges, 30-Monkey Humpers, 40- Bomb jacks
Pain station#2
11’s- Diamond Merkins, HR Merkins
Indian Jog back to COT
MARY: 2-Minutes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Q-Source, Kenya awareness convergence, Care Center Volunteers
COT: Yes
WARMUP:
– yes
THE THANG:
– 10x Burpees / 22x various other exercises
– mosey around Amphitheatre
– rinse and repeat
MARY:
– sandbag carry to stop sign and combined with other exercises
– by popular demand: Airborne Hip’s
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read newsletter
COT:
– was held
WARMUP:
– yes
THE THANG:
– modified 4-corners
– Airborne hips
– Jack Webb
MARY:
– Mary with Bushwood’s PAX
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read newsletter
COT:
– was held
This morning 11 studs went back to school with Billy Madison. Here’s what we did:
Warmup
10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
10 SSHs (IC)
Take a lap
The Thang
12 rounds of 12 exercises (adding new exercises each round) to simulate 12 years of school Billy had to complete.
12 American Hammers
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Squats
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 Boxcutters
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 Boxcutters, 12 Ranger Merkins
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 Boxcutters, 12 Ranger Merkins, 12 Lunges
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 Boxcutters, 12 Ranger Merkins, 12 Lunges, 12 Freddie Mercurys
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 Boxcutters, 12 Ranger Merkins, 12 Lunges, 12 Freddie Mercurys, 12 Diamond Merkins
Take a lap
12 American Hammers, 12 Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 Boxcutters, 12 Ranger Merkins, 12 Lunges, 12 Freddie Mercurys, 12 Diamond Merkins, 12 Burpees
Some guys got to the Diamond Merkins. Most guys hit two miles. All guys got smoked.
NMM
“Billy Madison” taught us to make the best of your second chances. Call the friend or family member you lost connection with. With the knowledge you have now, give that business venture a try. You’re never too old to complete the goals you had when you were younger.
Today was fun. The exercises weren’t, but the conversation was. Great energy today. I hope this was the hardest and stupidest thing you do today. If not, there’s always tomorrow. Thanks for the opportunity, Slow Jams.
WARMUP: Mosey around parking lot to middle school flagpole.
25 – SSH, 15 – Windmills, 15 Imperial Walkers, 15 – Hillbilly Walkers, 15 – Moroccan Nightclub’s
THE THANG:
Dora:
100 – dips
200 – Step Ups
300 – Erkins
– partner runs to stop at end of parking lot.
– light mosey to end of basketball court. Ladder using each light post counting up by 1. Started with 1 seal jack and increased by 1 up to 14 light posts. Moseyed back to COT.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP: Light Jog around the parking lot, sidestep R/L, karaoke R/L, Toy Soldiers, Nur, Bear Crawl
15x
SSH
Low Slow Squat
Imperial Walker
Moroccan Night Clubs
THE THANG:
Part I:
Progressive Ladder (String of Pearls)
Start with 5 of first exercise, run down to Dogtopia and back, Then do 5 of first, run, 10 of second, run, etc
Part II: (We should have spent more time here. Was only last 15 min)
Cubbie Cornhole
Count by 1s and 2s and split
Two play Cornhole, normal scoring
– 1 pt – bag on the board – other team does 10x Big Boy situps
– 3 pts – bog in the hole – other team does 10x CDDs
– Winners – 10x Burpees
– Losers – 10x Kraken burpees
While others are playing, I would should put the following exercises while we watched:
– Planks
– Al Gores
– Calf Raises
Team Cubbie/38/Soup/Half Shell was victorious.
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Be intentional with your time this weekend. You have an extra day, use it wisely. Prayers for families, teachers, and veterans.
WARMUP: SSH, slooooow windmills, produce pickers, imp walkers, hillbilly walkers, mountain climbers – generally a bakers dozen of each
We also ran around lowes for some dips
THE THANG: AMRAP: one minute of work with 30 secs of recovery of the following: shoulder taps, big bois, squats, hand release merkins, American hammers, monkey humpers – record your count with chalk
Repeat
Added 10 secs to each exercise for third round with goal of pushing to beat your highest count from the previous 2 rounds
MARY: ran out of time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph, konvergence for Kenya, boss Hogg send off – possibly others – see news letter
COT: prayers and praises for grads
BUY-IN: KB handoff…stand back to back and kept handing off the heaviest KB of the partners—45’s—by rotating side to side.
THE THANG: Farmers carry to The Print Shop’s new pull up bars. One stop on the way. One stop on the way back. Exercises consisted of lawnmower pulls, bent rows, shoulder presses, swings and pull ups.