Party on Massey Hill

WARMUP:
40 SSH
10 windmills
20 Merkins
Mosey up Massey Hill

THE THANG: DORA style, 4 rounds:
One partner runs down and up Massey hill, other partner accumulates reps.

Round 1:
100 merkins
150 CDD
200 shoulder taps

Round 2:
75 big boys
100 flutters
150 mountain climbers

Round 3:
100 monkey humpers
100 jumping split lunge
100 squats

Round 4:
75 navy seal burpees
+9 navy seal burpees at the end of

MARY: Flutters, but mostly gasping for breath

ANNOUNCEMENTS: several

COT: don’t be generic – be specific and willing to open up about your struggles

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SlowBlast

WARMUP: We did.
THE THANG: Warm up
4 corners in back lot – 3 rounds – 25 reps of each
– Merkins
– Squats
– Diamonds
– Big Boys

Dora
– 50 burpees
– 150 dips
– 250 CDD

MARY: No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.

COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Meander around town

WARMUP:
The pledge

THE THANG:
Launch point was parking lot across from old Hardee’s

Exercises
10 merkins
20 squats
20 LBCs

Loop
Run up main
Left at Post office
Left on Elliot
Left back to launch point.
Repeat exercises

Go one street farther each time past Elliot until you get to E Close St.

The. Reverse the route and work back.

All pax got 3 so got close to 5.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Happy days

WARMUP: ssh, windmills, imp walkers, hillbilly walkers and Peter Parkers, all in cadence
THE THANG: a round of 13s – 2 stations were set up a hundred or so feet from each other. Station 1 the pax did merkins and shoulder taps – starting count was one. The pax migrated to station 2 via lieutenant dans, and at station 2 did big boi sit ups and American hammers ( or was it Russian twists, I forget) – starting count was 12. The pax returned to station via a mosey around the parking lot.

The task proved a bit ambitious for us, as we reached 6:00 with a couple of rounds left to go, but at f3, we get paid by the hour, not by the rep, so the effort was honorable

After reminiscing about the old abc wide world of sports, we spent some time brainstorming some good f3 names inspired by IP of our youth. Don’t be surprised if an upcoming fng goes home named something like Danny Zucko, Fonzie, or Grimace.
MARY: negative ghost rider
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers were lifted for vuvu and other pax in attendance

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Construction-free Jogs

WARMUP: Disclaimed – then off
THE THANG: Richard’s crossing to front street to Berkshire circling as many times as selected then returning the way pax went out.
MARY: Nope – open to all men. She was not there.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Took place. Read your newsletter.
COT: 5th core principle.

Assassin – thanks for the call. :eye:

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2025 PGA Championship – Quail Hollow

WARMUP: Pledge of Allegiance
THE THANG:
Inspired by the 2025 PGA Championship at Quail Hollow this will be a loop with 18 stops. The distance between the stops are based on the length of the holes (slightly modified down to get us 3 miles instead of the actual length of 4.3). The stops were marked with cones.
•Red = Par 4 = 4 Burpees
•Yellow = Par 3 = 20 Big Boys
•Green = Par 5 = 20 American Hammers
•Green Mile = Written on cardboard signs

We stuck together for the first 8 holes (1.25 miles) and then I turned the fast guys loose to run the remainder of the course (1.75 miles).

I didn’t hear it all, but I did hear some great mumble chatter:
– “Where’s the cart girl?” – Cyclopes
– “What’s the distance from the senior tees?” – Barry Manilow
– “There’s no such thing as a par 6, right?” – Dark Helmet

Thank you Nasa for the call.

COT:
Thank you Slapshot for your dedication and efforts as the 1st F Q!

Congratulations Bonsai and Time Machine on taking on the 1st F Q roles and to Cyclopes on assuming the LDP role. Really looking forward to seeing what you bring!

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THE THANG: We hit the turf field at PK Middle for some pick a ticket from the bucket running. Got in 2.5 miles all said and done. Great work and mumblechatter. All enjoyed.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Fogerty is your host for Adopt A Highway F3 trash pickup this Saturday at Harris Street Park. 07:45. Great fellowship opportunity and community service.

Dojo is interested in having you sign up for the Canoli Run, one week from this Saturday.

COT:
We had one Pax share a pretty critical situation that needs prayer and love.

Many pax have graduation, college and high school.

Always a pleasure to be in the gloom

-30-

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Wow that was a lot of hills

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Head out to Munn to Harris make a right and a Right on Spring Blossom cross Sutton onto Sutton View past the Anchorman estate into Masons Bend and back. Some how it was uphill both ways?!?
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run 5/17
COT:

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