The Slowest of Burns

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Picker, Moroccan Nightclub
1. THE THANG: Mosey, 50 Big Boy, 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 10 Merkin, Mosey, 50 Hello Dolly, 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 10 Merkin, Mosey, 50 LBC, 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 10 Merkin, Mosey, 50 Flutter Kick, 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 5 Merkin, Mosey, Toy Soldier, time for stretching, Lunge Walk to COT (50ish yards), 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 5 Merkin, 20 Heel Touch
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/28 Convergence
COT: Prayers for family and friends

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Freewheel Burning, Slowburning

WARMUP: yes

accumulator
5, 5-10, 5-10-15 and so on
Flying Squirrel, Merkins, Big Boys, LBCs, Squats

Jack Webb
Mahktar N’Diayes

A-ROD
and mumble chatter about the best GB Packers at each position.
A-ROD is a backwards DORA and 1/2 the counts, because DORA>AROD and we would not want to pull a muscle or Achilles

some dynamic warm down across the parking lot

a few minutes of proper Mary

10 counts and 10 counts and 0 burpees, like a proper moderate

345, 67, 98631, 98, 455, 692
(those numbers are for BandCamp)

Thanks to PeachStand for accepting my humble fill-in

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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VQ Running AO Q – Spectre

WARMUP:
Got at it
THE THANG:
Munn Rd. To Harris To White To 160 – 4ish miles
MARY:
None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
12 year convergence
Iron Pax
Acceleration Project
COT:
Show To Know

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The hump day run(s)

WARMUP: Rolloff and YHC put in some pre-run miles and Bandcamp ran to the AO from home. Besides that just the standard jaw/mouth warmups aka a lot of mumblechatter

THE THANG: 4ish mile route – head across I77 and take left at QT – take left at 6th Baxter crossing and go down to the YMCA lake trail – pass YMCA and take a right onto Market St to get back up to 160. Make a right and back across interstate to get back to CoT.

Some added the old Kinglsey loop to get closer to 5. Some added some parking lot striders/speed work.

MARY: never heard of her

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: yup

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Old School Weinke in a Sandwich baggie

WARMUP: Standard Old School
SSH X 25, IW X 10, Squat X 10, Merks X 10, MTN Climbers X 10, Moroccan NC X 10, HB Walker X 10, Peter Parker X 10, Plank JACK X 10, SSH X 25
THE THANG: Mosey to Indian restaurant lot, circle up for Duck Duck Goose Mary – Mode of transportation for the Goose is Bear Crawl, Mary consisted of LBC, Flutter, Freddy, AH, HD, Rosalitta.
Mosey to Lowes – count off 1’s and 2’s. 1 Mode of transportation first round Lunges, 2nd Burpee Broad Jump, last round reverse Lunges. Other group choose Al Gore or Plank hold.
Mosey to other side of Lowes – Traditional Jack Webb.
COT to stretch
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam to Dam
COT: Prayers for peace, in the world and for families saying goodbye to loved ones, prayers for time spent with family, prayers for good decisions for families,

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No garbage truck today

WARMUP: ssh, windmills, iw, hw all in cadence
THE THANG: 4 corners around the empire pizza/ Persis building
Corner 1: squats
Bear crawl to corner 2
Corner 2: squats and big boys
Run to corner 3
Corner 3: squats, big boys, merkens
Lunge walk to corner 4
Corner 4: squats, big boys, merkens, dips
Run to corner 1 to repeat

Rep count 25-> 20-> 15-> 10-> 5
MARY: a little for quicker ones
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Acceleration by Association

WARMUP: Yes, these are important

THE THANG: Stolen from Old Bay: https://f3thefort.com/2024/02/02/countdown-from-50-bear-crawls/
Although I think Big Boys are dumb, so we did flutters instead

Start on west side behind Lowes: 50 Merkins
Run (with short bear crawl) to east side – 45 squats
Run (with short bear crawl) back to west side – 40 LBCs
East side – 35 CCDs
West side – 30 Lunges
East side – 25 big boy sit-ups flutters
West side – 20 wide-arm merkins
East side – 15 bomb jacks
West side – 10 American Hammers
East side – 5 burpees

MARY: not really. We did do some mobility work at the Tesla Chargers.

NMM: Listen, the crew that showed up today outclassed me by miles on many levels. It was an honor to lead. I hope that by continuing to associate with men like these PAX, I can become a better version of myself. Keep posting!

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Clydesdales went everwhere

Nice crowd today due to the anticipation of what the Q had to say.

Set the route, and about 5 out of the 20 something took it. Others went wherever they wanted.

Two things mentioned in COT: First- AirPods…Grab the case in the AM and see that the buds aren’t in there. Realize you left them in your workout shorts the day before that have been washed and dried. Release every angry foul word in your vocab as you search for them. Find them in the bottom of the dryer in a rage. Put them in the case. Light goes on. They work. Sorry to our Lord and Savior for the rage. Second: Get life insurance if you don’t have it.

Lots of announcements! Including please sign up for Care Center Lawn mowing. And bring/purchase supplies for stuff the bus.

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